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Today's Horrorscope
Nov 18, 1997 - Aban 27, 1376
Piscean dilemmas
Esfand/Pisces (Feb 19-March 20)
Male Piscean: You finally decide to prove to your friends that you really are not a slippery, impractical, indecisive, romantic dreamer who lives in aalam-e-haparoot... You propose to your girlfriend. You promise her that you'll stop watching "I Dream of Jeanie", admit that you are not (and never were) Napoleon Bonaparte, stop worrying about the Ozon layer, accept that no aliens ever abducted you, and face the fact that Demi Moore has no intention of abducting you either. You also promise to never ever say "on the other hand" again... The next day panic hits you and you move to Tibet...
Female Piscean: You continue to imagine that you have a sex life...
(From: S. Samiei SSAMIEI@imf.org)
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