THE IRANIAN
Today's Horrorscope
Nov 19, 1997 - Aban 28, 1376
Stoning
Being a prominent Iranian psychologist in America, you will receive an invitation from the Iranian Health Ministry: "In the Name of God the Compassionate, the Merciful. You are cordially invited to attend an international conference, titiled 'Psychological benefits of stoning.' Requirements: a good size rock, khoshdast, in other words."
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