THE IRANIAN
Today's Horrorscope
Nov 21, 1997 - Aban 30, 1376
ALFI
You will get a letter in the mail from a militia group calling itself the Aryan Liberation Front of Iran (ALFI). You are reminded of your ethnic roots and patriotic duties. You are asked to join ALFI's ranks and prepare for the liberation of The Motherland: Los Angeles.
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