THE IRANIAN
Today's Horrorscope
Nov 26, 1997 - Azar 5, 1376
Aussie culture
You are one of Iran's star football players flying to Melbourne for your second chance to play against Australia. Like the Australian team, who brought their own supplies of food and water to Tehran last week, you are now receiving intensive training on all things Aussie by a well-known Iranian historian. He convinces you to take your own supplies of Yogurt. "Unlike Australia," he says, "yogurt that is left long enough, grows a culture."
(From Katayoun Jarrah-Layegh katy-j@jnocld.japanglobe.net)
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