Hang in there, buddy
Swim on, no matter how much the river burns
People worshiped you for millenia
You were loved by old, young, strong and weak
But Three Gorges took over
It happens to the best of us.

Well fuck everyone
You are the last large, white animal in the Yangtze River,
So
Terrorize the fish and eat them indiscriminately
Don't worry about contemplating the last days
Of your life, and the existence of your kind with it

What was it that Omar Khayyam once said
I can't remember
But the gist is that life is short
And you will die
So go out there and sing your song

Nanananaanananana Affffffffricaaaaaaaaaaaa