To the last Baiji Dolphin

To the last Baiji Dolphin
by The Badder Brigade
14-Sep-2007
 

Hang in there, buddy
Swim on, no matter how much the river burns
People worshiped you for millenia
You were loved by old, young, strong and weak
But Three Gorges took over
It happens to the best of us.

Well fuck everyone
You are the last large, white animal in the Yangtze River,
So
Terrorize the fish and eat them indiscriminately
Don't worry about contemplating the last days
Of your life, and the existence of your kind with it

What was it that Omar Khayyam once said
I can't remember
But the gist is that life is short
And you will die
So go out there and sing your song

Nanananaanananana Affffffffricaaaaaaaaaaaa


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first, I was sad I was hairy

by I Love Baiji FROM IRAN!!!!!! (not verified) on

first, I was sad I was hairy irooni monkey and then I luked at all the pretty girls that they are wanting Magnum PI. Mr. Tom Selleck has also very hairy body--so much that I think he is from a dad from Iran too! but that is not why I writed to you.

I just wantted say that I think that a baiji dolphin is originally from Iran-because Baiji is like a Tork name only Torks don't have Caspian see. So that most be that Baiji is from Arabaijan, which is originaly part of Iran, now Tork. I think that the Mongols, (changiz KHAN) is bringing these from Iran to Chin, maybe 1000 years. Maybe all Chinis eat the poor Baiji because they want a revenge from the Torks and changiz KHAN. Maybe it is like Irooni Uzunburun fish from Caviar. but that baiji is not like a Tork-he is a free, but now he is dying. Thanks to you for this greattest poem in the whole world.


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yes, here's to Baiji times..

by fruit of the tamarisk (not verified) on

Good point, and i love how you bring together the Baiji-Khayyam connection..


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brilliant

by baiji dolphin (not verified) on

OMG this poem is like so good can I have your number


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