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Good DM, I did not watch the game

Yes, as you wrote in your comment,  I think since it was clear that they were better than us, you could not get too upset about it.

AH

On the contrary, I stayed cool during the whole show and just tried to enjoy a good football. I remember getting vividly depressed and sad in all the previous ones. I mean come on, It was obvious we had no chances with the way they were literally walking all over us!!

Sign of aging i guess!!

DM, game was finished a while ago

aval khodet khoob gerye kardee hala meegi bakhtan gerye nadare.

Bakhtan Gerye nadare....

What  the hell happened???

My god. Did this team shut down or shut off rather or what??? I must admit that The best team indeed claim the well-deserved victory. We missed so many chances and it was not funny at all.

But... No worries.. The World cup Priliminaries are coming up soon!!

I blame this on On SP oh and Faramarz , who else!!!

I am not made to watch such football,

already lost 10lb just in the first half but looks like we are doing better in the second.  It is over time and I hope some thing positive (in our favor) happens in OV.  I am keeping my fingers cross

Best wishes and luck to our boys

Mehrdad

iran - south korea game live streaming

you can watch iran south korea game on atdhe.net

very good quality, but in arabic

Majid, You are welcome and here is more time info

Majid, you are welcome and here is some more time info from an e-mail that I received:

19.55 Tehran Time
20.25 Dubai Time
17.25 CET (Berlin, Amsterdam, Stockholm)
16.25 London Time
11.25 AM Eastern Time
10.25 AM Central Time
08.25 AM Pacific Time
03:25 Melbourne Time [Next Day]

AH

I think you're right, thanks.

Majid, 8:25AM, could be California time

Majid, earlier on this thread, DM wrote:"

22 January 2011 19:25 I.R. IRAN-KOREA REPUBLIC Qatar Sports Club Stadium 
"

so 8:25AM seems to be California time although I am not 100% ure.

Anyone?

Saate chande bazi farda???

ahay jaamate beedar...

ey mardome beedar... Jaamate hoshyar, What time is the game tomorrow?

ahay aparat chi...

Faramarz, good one, this Johnny Guitar song

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جانی گیتار

نغمه سر کن، در بر من، ای جانی

اگه بری، چیکار کنم، ای جانی  

//www.dailymotion.com/video/x27udx_peggy-lee-...

Good DM, but come Saturday, it is game time

Have fun with pots and pans :). I don't even know what this means.

Oh... you name it

We've got it cooking there:))

That is right.:))) Pots and pans and everything.

Doctor Mohandess: I am not cooking the food now

It is just one dish and the game is on Saturday so I have time. I am still thinking about the riddle and what it means, now you just changed it a bit, like the chef is now in the bedroom. I think this one is better,  what the chef is cooking in the bedroom???

Ohh baby

I figured that one real quick there didn't i???:)))

Faramarz

First tell me what Asghar taragheh , doing in your blog with all the Hart o poort??!!! Did he just wake up or did he put his feeenger in de socket and BArgh gereftesh???

How about this: now that we are messing with the order of things, Let have one who is Whore in the living room, Lady in the kitchen and a chef in the bedroom.

Somehow i learn my cooking lessons much faster that way in the bedroom.

nemidonam is it only me or other eeraaneen men are lyke dattt tooooo....

Anahida Jan

would you please keep the eyes on the Sabzi polo project?? Misooze haa... ziresho kam kon ye kam:))) After all, you dont wanna feed faramarz mahi doodi!!!

Anahid

You got the long answer from Merlin! Here is the short answer.

A chef in the living room is someone who doesn’t know how to cook, but she knows how to order it for delivery, something like, “The only thing that she knows how to make for dinner is reservation!”

A whore in the kitchen is something that Nimcheh Doctor Mohandes needs to figure out and then write about it here!

dear all god-fearing, free-thinking, self-valuing Iranians,

here's something markedly different than the anti-Iranian, anti-patriarchal, corrupting, perverting, valueless and so on messages that usually appear in this domain that is run by enemies of its audience, in opposition of its audience wittingly or otherwise. have you ever wondered why, with supposedly almost a million members in this powerful nation, the Iranian community lacks even an iota of political power or influence? further, why are Iran's enemies so powerful in contrast that they seemingly direct the minds, values and behavior of Iranians here and abroad in opposing and destroying almost everything that is inherently and naturally desirable: self-determination, rule of Iran by Iranians, pride, dignity, freedom, our traditional cultures and values that are unrivaled in beauty and power? some of your neighbors literally cheer in your face and pat themselves on the back for the boasted murders of your tribes' scientists and educators. are your people too primitive or base to pursue knowledge and application of nuclear technology? no, clearly, what this tyranny fears is the start of an even playing field. their leashed media boasts daily about bombing and killing entire families waking up for school, work and general service of their communities. this is absolute terrorism. they dont want peace on even terms they want absolute control and power over every aspect of your existence. while they have countless ICBM packed with nuclear warheads, a fine gift from american taxpayers, they propogate propaganda and more destructive attacks against iran for setting up a centrifuge. they fear justice. these are complex issues but realizing that the national community has absolutely no authentic counsel is a good start. The PAAIA is financed by enemies and opponents of Iranians' natural interests. the rosenberg foundation is a good example.

OK, Faramarz, I get "Lady in the bedroom"

But what do "a chef in the living room and a whore in the kitchen" mean?

A Just Punishment for Dr. Mohandes

They say that for many men, the ideal woman is one that is “a chef in the kitchen, a lady in the living room and a whore in the bedroom!”

As a punishment for you Doctor Mohandes, I am going to introduce you to Noosheen. She is a lady in the bedroom, a chef in the living room and a whore in the kitchen!

Faramarz

Thanks for pointing that out dude.

That was too obvious too miss. Time for a 90 year + age group, Full optometric exam for me...

Not only kate o mast but at the kid's table! come on man. I have been baaaaaaaaaaaaad. And i need to be punished...go all out on me.

See Doctor Mohandes

I get no pleasure from pointing out your mistakes, but since you insist, here is the info. from your favorite AFC site.

You have been demoted to a Nimcheh Doctor Mohandes and no more Aash or Sabzi Polo for you. Just Kateh va Maast!

25 January 2011 16:25

Winner Match25-Winner Match28

25 January 2011 19:25

Winner Match26-Winner Match27

Befarma!

25 21 January 2011 16:25 JAPAN-QATAR Al-Gharafa Stadium

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26 21 January 2011 19:25 UZBEKISTAN-JORDAN Khalifa Stadium

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27 22 January 2011 16:25 AUSTRALIA-IRAQ Al-Sadd Stadium

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28 22 January 2011 19:25 I.R. IRAN-KOREA REPUBLIC Qatar Sports Club Stadium

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!!!!!!!!!!! I guess you or your source is getting the first match and the second one mixed up. I am pretty sure it is you though:)))

Viva chicanos!

anahid  

Tight budget? heh! I know where you are coming from. I myself am this close into moving to a new "residential" community. They call it UBFRC(under the bridge facilities and recreational center). It comes with Rehab means too but i did not sign up for that one!

As far as those calling for donations, it is real simple, have them call faramarz. Yep. Just give them his # or tell them to come and bombard his blogs with requests for money:))

Faramarz

Baba jan

How many million time behet begam ? I even posted the whole thing from AFC site and even made a specific note that this came from their site!!! Who is not paying detention, retention, or attention inja??? Wikipedia che sigeyie baba!

nakheyr. You better stop badmouthing My Olama and Mater (alma mater) the Zoolbia college in iran or else mann... You are going down Ombre... Ok vato chicano?:))

Dar zemn I did a Post doc in Bamieh Vocational Institute!

Doctor Mohandes

Group A and C winners (Ozbak, Australia) are on one side of the bracket and Group B and D winners (Japan, Iran) are on the other side.

//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Asian_Cup

For a Doctor Mohandes, you sure don't pay much attention in the class!

Did you get your degrees from Golaabi U in Iran? 

DM, you are the DM

I am just M, so why should I get you the e-ticket? Especially when Faramarz is saying bad things about me that i will do an Aash that has a lot of roghan,e ct. I am doomed either way. Joking aside, I will give you the answer I give to those who call for money for their political groups,my budget is tight these days, maybe later.

Faramarz(dictator):))

Bizahmat ziresh ham ye kam roghan be includin please:))

So did you check your sekadule with that of the AA eff seh?

Ghyamat mikonam be pa if iran takes on any other team besides the winner of Uzb vs Jordan. I will sue sue AFC.

دکتر مهندس

یک آشی برات بپزه که روش یک وجب روغنه!

همون جوری که دوست داری!