Aynak

sargord

lol ... you should be more careful with your crack ;-)

lol

that scene always cracks me up.

Re: Gee, should have known this thoughtful thread

would eventually go down the drain.   OK you all asked for it:

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B4suxQVUAQ&feature...

My favorite:   Wang! :) :)

Islamic Welds

LOL 

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Hajminator and Cost-of-Progress

Hajminator, very funny :-)

Cost-of-Progress, yes it  conforms to ASME (ASsociation of Mecca Engineers) standard and all the welds are Islamic

Cost-of-Progress

Yeah! technically speaking, it's some kind of khatneh-Muslim-doodool-marine hugely in use in Hozeh for training right now ;)

Shazde jan,

Doroogh chera? vallah na! Since I play in Ari's last blog, I'm not even sure of the right spelling of my own name :)

For Sargord Foreigner, Khoda ba mast. To be honest I have no worry, since God is so good to us that we have enemies like him, or of his kind.

LOL, is it Khatne'?

ha ha ha 

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Hajminator, you are simply hilarious

Are you sure that's the right spelling for the D-marine? Be careful or Sargerd may make a federal case of it!

At the next step, mullahs expect to make a Doodool-marine

Something very esthetic, fluent and technically efficient like this thing that they use in Hozeyeh-elmieh for training the clergy!

Technical question

What engineering standards do these "weapons" conform to? ASME? Perhap the US Navy Engineering standards? That would be something, no? Not that the alliance of Reesh-o Pashm would ever admit that.

Do the welders have Welders Certs?

One MUST ask. 

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Thanks Aynak, here is more Technical data &Picture

Thanks Aynak. The submarine/submersible (it is both) is called "Ghaveseh". It has a North Korean engine that can be seen better in this picture. These could be deadly in shallow waters of Persian Gulf and operated by elite special forces

//ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-90450103156721_2132_9...

More pictures here.

//www.iranmilitaryforum.net/index.php?topic=3981.0

This seems like a very specific SDV made for one type of mission only. One of the pictures calls it a Mine laying unit.

Any suggestions?

to: Anonymous Observer

Actually you referred to the wrong poster, but that's OK. yeah, I was a huge fan of Tin Tin too, had all the volumes. Herge was really ahead of his time in his imagination, but wait, IRI is just behind by half a century, maybe more :).

and yes, that is Destination Moon or Hadaf: koreyeh Mah.

Aynak - You brought back good memories

with those Tin Tin pictures.  I had every single Tin Tin book that was translated into Persian when I was a child (even then I was wiser than the adult Mark Merat, a/k/a "Sargord"), and must have read them all at least a couple of hundred times each.  "Ganjhay-e Racham" which you have posted here was one of my favorites.  The other one is from "hadaf koreyeh mah" isn't it?  

You know, it's not worth

You know, it's not worth anyone's time trying to educate you people. 

Iran really is fortunate to be rid of you folks. I just wish you weren't all here stinkin' up my country.   

we'll have "no fear" whatsoever of this Velayat tech wonder!

Thanks for another great post Aynak, this time on the lighter side! 

"Personal business must yield to collective interest."

Dear cousin Farmarz,

I am so disappointed in you…without those flippers how is this sub going to move forward? This is actually another breakthrough for IRI as they have not only mitigated the affect of sanction and lack of fuel in Iran, but also it is a step forward in spirit of going Green.

Aynak jaan: I do remember those little Nafti boats very well. I specially liked how they made the sound. Good childhood memory.

Mehrdad

I.R. New Generation of Attack Submarines

This model is equipped with sinkhole plugs. The kind that has a short chain and used in bath tubs. The older version had a bucket to get rid of the water!

I never figured out why the sub captain is wearing scuba gear with flippers! How is he going to use the pedals?

MY FISHING BOAT IS BETTER THIS

What the hell is this crap,

از حلبی اباد جمش کردند و میگند زیردریایی و یا زیر زباله دانی.  عجب روزگاری شده.

Aynak

Thank you for your response. Regarding the Israeli military:

The involvement of Israel in an attack on Iran is the height of folly. It will unite the Iranian people behind the regime as nothing else would. It will validate everything AN and the rest have been saying. That is why Israel kept out of Iraq. If there is an attack on Iran it will be a publicity headache for USA without Israel. If Israel gets involved it will become a nightmare. It will also play right into the Mollahs hands.

LOL

so this thing seems to be about 4 meters long, it doesn't seem to carry any weapons, it seems to have a small propeller (engine) so it can't be fast. I think they got the idea from Herge's Tin Tin Red Rachhams Treasure comic book.

//forbiddenplanet.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploa...

Maybe it can be used to scare the fish or something.

I think they probably will build this other thing and try to send it to the moon soon: //dardel.info/tintin/Fusee500.jpg

I can't put my finger on it

but it's either similar to a McDonald's Happy Mill toy or a 1960's James Bond villain get away sub (Blowfeld?).    

BTW- No Fear is a big fan of "swarming" and suicide attacks on superpowers' aircraft carriers.  She's going to post a picture of herself with a suicide vest attacking targets.  Oh, wait..I forgot.  She advocates suicide bombings by others.  :-)) 

Re:

VPK:" The problem is not submerging it. The point is that is should emerge
back up. With the people in it still breathing. Iran would do much
better focusing on economic development over this stupid game of war
planning. There is no chance of going head to head with the USA so why
bother wasting your money."

The first two statements are very funny, and the last two sobering.  Thank you.

No Fear: That is why I think these folks are either agents or super dumb.  Because it does not serve the interest of Iran.   If the intent as you put it is to use it as a rocket, that means it does not need to be steered (remember it is Persain Gulf), then why do you need a passanger?    But if that is the intent, I certainly hope that fat guy in military uniform (Sargord Pirouz's uncle) that appears next to Khamaneh-ee in military parades and salutes the flag with his left instead of right hand, and the military fatigue looks like it will burst any time because he is so fat is place in that sub.  (I know the opening does not seem to be big enough, so use your imagination).

Mahmoudg:   You and your love for Israeli army is disturbing.   I don't know why you are so selflessly in love with another barbaric regimes military might?  Try to think humanity, rights and justice.   For the nth time, enemy of my enemy is not your friend, at least not my friend.

Nothing that Israel cannot handle in a "jiffy"

No worries, my anti Islamic regime compatriots, on this site.  This "Ghotee Halabee" is nothing that the mighty forces of the US and Israel, cannot wipe out of the water, in a few seconds.  Perhaps we can send the remainig scap metals to the Palestinians in the occupied Gaza strip so they can sell it as scrap metal on the open market to their Jewish brethren (the rightfull owners of that land), and make a honorable living as opposed to having their hands out like the "pan handlers" they are, towards Iran.  These Palestinian Arabs have no talent on their own other than always demanding to be taken care of.  Had they used half of their 1/3 size human brains, they would be as good and great as the Israelis. 

درخواست مهم

 دوستان عزیز ،

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A lot of lard containers

It must have taken a lot of the containers to fabricate this piece of junk.  

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No Fear

I know it is off topic but what is North Korea trying to accomplish. By sending some poor sucker on a torpedo to hit a South Korean ship. It then kills a bunch of South and most likely the guy riding the torpedo. Just to Kim gets his yaya . That guy Kim should be dragged before an international court and given a public kick in the you know where. I am amazed at the dept of depravity human leaders sink (no pun intended) to. For God sake why not do something good for his nation.

Talk about Roghan Halabieh Ghoo

The panel work on this thing is embarrassing.

Looks like an old dilapidated (Ghorazeh) ejected aircraft fuel tank converted into this contraption.

The panel beater must have been a novice, I think this is a "mocket" they put together for the show the night before.

They must have had  delivery problems from China or North Korea to have them ready in time for this show.

When a bunch of ex-gomushteh and "gedah goshneh" are put in charge you can't expect more I guess.

Another angle ...

I can only think of one use for these subs.

//www.businessinsider.com/north-korea-human-torpedoes-2010-4