we had invited all our good customers and friends for the re-opening of our renovated store. so last night everyone was there. but we all did miss robert and sylvia. in the corner i noticed ana rodriguez - if you remember, she is our local prostitute - hand in hand with a very handsome man, talking and drinking. so i went to them and shook their hand and winking at ana i turned to him and said: so you must be john ana has been telling us about in all those interesting stories, you devil! ana laughed and said: no, those johns i have been telling you about were my customers. I have had thousands of johns but only one jesus. this handsome man is jesus, the love of my life and darling husband. i stepped back and in horror said: oh jesus! expecting a big punch in the nose from ana's husband when i heard ana saying: that is right, but we pronounce it hessus, much sweeter sounding, isn't it? jesus laughed and told me that he was working for the city and he and ana had been married for ten years. he knew the profession ana was in before they got married and accepted it and was proud of her. he then said: she makes three times what i make and we have hired someone to guard her when she goes to work. she is the sweetest woman and the stories she tells me about her johns just kill me laughing. i was very happy to see these two young things so much in love and i moved to the next group of friends standing nearby. i was the host and needed to circulate.
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shazde asdola mirza jan
by bajenaghe naghi on Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:40 PM PSTyou could be right on the money as americans say. it could all boil down to green money and green card. khoda midooneh o khodeshoon. but i know i could not do what these guys are doing.
جونت بی بلا، باجناق جان
Shazde Asdola MirzaSat Mar 07, 2009 03:17 PM PST
من که برق سه فاز ازم پرید. البته اوناهم آدمن و دل دارن و میتونن عاشق بشن و ازدواج کنن. ولی اینکه بعد از ازدواج هم طرف بیاد تو خیابون و کار رو ادامه بده، خیلی عجیب غریبه. البته، من پیر و خرفتم، ولی اساس ازدواج بر رابطه منحصر بفرد دو طرفه. ازدواج عقدی اول من با یه خیانت عیال تموم شد و دومی هم با خیانت من! البته این خانوم به شوهرش ` خیانت ` نمیکنه، چون مرتیکه میدونه و تازه براش محافظ هم گرفته!
از من میپرسی، همش سیا بازیه. زنه با این پسره لاتین عروسی کرده، تا یه گرین کارت نصیب اون بشه و یه مشت پول هم سهم این یکی. به قول همسایه آخوند ما، الله اعلم به حقایق الامور و بواطن الظهور!
shazde asdola mirza jan
by bajenaghe naghi on Sat Mar 07, 2009 09:04 AM PSTthis is truly a true story, bejoone khodam. :-)
BN jaan: true story, or truely a story?
by Shazde Asdola Mirza on Fri Mar 06, 2009 08:46 PM PSTS.A.M (an official Khar Vazir)