Medical Entrance Questionnaire.


bajenaghe naghi
by bajenaghe naghi

The other day one of my customers who is on the selection committee at one of the medical schools sent me a copy of the  entrance examination answers filled out by one of the students.

I hope you will enjoy reading this as much as I did.


Antibody - against everyone

Artery - The study of the paintings.

Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria.

Caesarean section - a district in Rome.

Cardiology - advance study of poker playing.

Cat scan - searching for lost kitty.

Chronic - neck of a crow.

Coma - punctuation mark.

Cortisone - area around local court.

Cyst - short for sister.

Diagnosis - person with slanted nose.

Dilate - the late British Princess Diana.

Dislocation - in this place.

Duodenum - couple in blue jeans.

Enema - not a friend.

Fake labour - pretending to work.

Genes - blue denim.

Hernia - she is close by.

Impotent - distinguished/well known.

Labour pain - hurt at work.

Lactose - people without toes.

Lymph - walk unsteadily.

Microbes - small dressing gown.

Obesity - city of Obe.

Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize.

Proteins - in favour of teens.

Pulse - grain.

Pus - small cat.

Red blood count - Dracula.

Secretion - hiding anything.

Tablet - small table.

Ultrasound - radical noise.

Urine - opposite of you're out.

Varicose - very close.


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Thank you

by bajenaghe naghi on

dear friends for reading and taking the time to respond, which is greatly  appreciated. 

I too, highly recommend as the original site for some very interesting blog sources. Thank you KouroshS jan.  

ebi amirhosseini

Bajenaghe AZIZ !!!

by ebi amirhosseini on

Sepaas for sharing.

Ebi aka Haaji



by KouroshS on Was the source.

some people really need a lesson in how to just enjoy the material.



bajenagh'e aziz

by acopier101 on

You forgot to give source of the material.



by yolanda on


    Thank you for the laugh....I copied and e-mailed the jokes to myself and to a friend who does cancer research.

Great blog & very entertaining!

Red Wine


by Red Wine on

Very funny and good to know ... Thx amigo :=) .



by bahram9821 on

Thanks BN, very funny, my fav is Urine - opposite of you're out.

Organic NUTritionist

funny !!!

by Organic NUTritionist on




by capt_ayhab on

Fantastic man fantastic





by KouroshS on

Took my "2 zari" a while, a long while, to fall on some of them but they were absolutely brilliant,

I am assuming this candidate is going for double MD/ double Phd Plus an honorary Post Doc from Yale/harvard/princton?:)