My Dating Service Experience.

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bajenaghe naghi
by bajenaghe naghi
22-Oct-2009
 

 

 

 

me:   Hello.

she:  Hi, Gina here.

me:   Hi, I am BN from the dating site.

she:  Oh, hi Ben. So are you jewish?

me.   No I'm not. My name is BN

she:  I know, Ben. It's short for Benjamin.
        I like Jewish men.

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me:   So where are you from?

she:  I'm an Asian woman from Japan

me:   So are you chinese?

she:  No, I am Japanese.

me:   Oh.

she:  Where are you from Ben?

me:   I'm Bee En

she:  Whatever.

me:   I'm Middle Eastern. I'm Persian.....meow -- a la Jobrani

she:  How cute. But who is the French dude?
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me:   What do you do?

she:  I'lll tell you later.

me:   Where do you live?

she:  Hollywood where all the actors live.

me:   Have you seen anyone famous lately?

she:  Everyday I see someone famous.

me:   Like who?

she:  Like Sinatra, Martin ,Chaplin.

me:   But they're all dead.

she:  I'm spiritual.  I see dead people.
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she:  I am five foot five.

me:   mmmmmmmm

she:  I am 36, 24, 36

me:   ooooooooooo

she:  I am very limber

me:   aaaaaaaaaaa

she:  I have a gorgeous little pussy too

me:   I am sure you have.  Long or short hair.

she:  Short, black, and shiny.

me:   Classy!  How old is it?

she:  He is four months old and his name is Shimo.
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she:  You have a very nice and warm voice.

me:   Thank you.

she:  It flows like warm syrup. It is making me feel hot.

me:   Do you want me to hang up?

she:  Don't be crazy. Talk to me more. I feel like Mount Fuji,  boiling inside.

me:  Oh no!

she: Whisper my name into my ear - fifty times.

me:  FIFTY times?

she: Even more if you like.

me:  Ginaginaginaginagina

she: Not so fast.  Say it slowly.  Real slowly.

me: Geena geeeena geena geeeeena geeenaaa geena geeena why are you
       breathing like that gina?   Geeena geeena geeeeeeenaaaa geeeena
       you are breathing so fast, are you running?  Geena geeena you worry me geeeena.
       Geeenaa geeena Is everything OK?  Geena geeena why are screaming like that?
       Have you cut yourself?  Did your cat scratch your eye?  Are you possessed ?
       Geena geeeenaaa geeena Oh My God to you too - didn't think
       you were a religious type, Gina.  Geena geeeeena geeeenaaa geeeena
       now you've gone all quiet.  What is going on with you Gina?

she: You ask too many questions, Ben. Shooosh. Let me calm down for a second.

me:  Ok. but you must tell me what the heck happened to you?

she: You innocent foreign pussy cat.

me:  Meow!

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Natalia jan

by bajenaghe naghi on Sat Oct 24, 2009 05:29 PM PDT

Thank you very much.

I do that a lot too, just reading a blog without commenting.


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Natalia Alvarado-Alvarez

You are welcome

by Natalia Alvarado-Alvarez on Sat Oct 24, 2009 03:44 PM PDT

Remember just because I don't comment, does not mean I don't read all the blogs that you write

solh

ناتاليا


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bajenaghe naghi

Natalia jan

by bajenaghe naghi on Sat Oct 24, 2009 01:19 PM PDT

You and Irandokht are the only females who have written on this blog. I thank you both for being soooooooo bold. I thank you for your comments and I am so glad you liked what I wrote. 


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bajenaghe naghi

multiple personality disorder jan

by bajenaghe naghi on Sat Oct 24, 2009 01:14 PM PDT

I love your analysis. I think I am going to lie on your analyst's couch and hear more of your sage analysis. Thank you for reading this story and your comments.


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Natalia Alvarado-Alvarez

I for one refuse to act my age :o)

by Natalia Alvarado-Alvarez on Sat Oct 24, 2009 12:45 PM PDT

Now the following was an absolutely beautiful comment:

"It is so true that beauty is only skin deep. The real beauty is the beauty that one seeks in someone or something rather than the apparent beauty that is displayed. The real beauty is what ultimately emanates from deep within the person."


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Multiple Personality Disorder

bajenaghe, this blog makes you many things

by Multiple Personality Disorder on Sat Oct 24, 2009 12:42 PM PDT

.

You're a sexist male chauvinist because you mentioned pussy.  You should have said cat from the begining.

You're a pervert because you made us use our imaginations. 

You're a Natzi because you disrespected the Jews.

You're a racist becaused you demeaned the Japanees people.

You're a pro-IRI agent because you corrupted people's minds by diverting our attention away from the true evil in our lives, which is the corrupt regime in Iran, and made us focus it on the cat.

But either way, I liked your story.


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bajenaghe naghi

faramarz jan

by bajenaghe naghi on Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:03 AM PDT

What you say is very correct. One must be careful and act one's age.

But as for beauty, I think there is no woman who is absolutely beautiful or absolutely ugly. You can find flaws and beauty in both.

It is so true that beauty is only skin deep. The real beauty is the beauty that one seeks in someone or something rather than the apparent beauty that is displayed. The real beauty is what ultimately emanates from deep within the person.


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Faramarz

بى بند و بارى

Faramarz
Fri Oct 23, 2009 06:33 AM PDT

با جناق خان، اين بى بند و بارى ها شايسته شما نيست

But if you realy fancy oriental women, try Korean girls from Pusan. They are very attractive


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bajenaghe naghi

ari jan

by bajenaghe naghi on Thu Oct 22, 2009 09:01 PM PDT

thank you for your kind remarks. But I need to be careful because  if i rest any more they may declare me dead. :-)


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Ari Siletz

Very funny piece, BN!

by Ari Siletz on Thu Oct 22, 2009 07:31 PM PDT

Now you should get some rest.

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Iraniandudeee

This gets over 16 comments

by Iraniandudeee on Thu Oct 22, 2009 05:27 PM PDT

And mine gets non? -_-


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kharmagas

take it easy Sag jAn

by kharmagas on Thu Oct 22, 2009 04:40 PM PDT

....... between me and you, very very likely I have more Jewish blood and I am proud of that .... as I have said before.

I am not as "politicized" as you are.... many things I write are just for laughing.


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by Shepesh on Wed Nov 25, 2009 03:45 AM PST

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bajenaghe naghi

shepesh jan

by bajenaghe naghi on Thu Oct 22, 2009 04:17 PM PDT

Thank you for all your nice and intelligent words. Vali to answer you, hishki be man zan nemideh va hishki ham zanam nemishe. Migan khayli shaytoonam.:-) 


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bajenaghe naghi

by Shepesh on Thu Oct 22, 2009 04:05 PM PDT

You seem to be a handsome intelligent man, are you not married?

 


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kharmagas

by sag koochooloo on Thu Oct 22, 2009 04:01 PM PDT

Trust you to make this bit of fun into a racist subject. Actually I'm a bloke, perhaps if I was female i would like a Jewish man since they are rich .

FYI I'm an atheist and dont judge people by their religeon, just their brain and morality. God, lets hope this blog isn't going to turn into a Jew bashing session.


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kharmagas

Was the first one Sag-e Kooochoolo...

by kharmagas on Thu Oct 22, 2009 03:39 PM PDT

BN, was the first one Sag-e Koochooloo by any chance?

Pir shi BN.


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bajenaghe naghi

capt_ayhab jan

by bajenaghe naghi on Thu Oct 22, 2009 03:20 PM PDT

thanks for reading. Now a days my imagination is the only thing left working :-)


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bajenaghe naghi

red Wine jan

by bajenaghe naghi on Thu Oct 22, 2009 03:17 PM PDT

Thank you for reading. Shoma lotf darid.


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capt_ayhab

;-o)

by capt_ayhab on Thu Oct 22, 2009 03:17 PM PDT

She h----y devil she. 

Nice imagination  BN

-YT 


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Red Wine

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by Red Wine on Thu Oct 22, 2009 03:08 PM PDT

Very nice Ba jenagh jan.. thx :=) .


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bajenaghe naghi

sag koochooloo jan

by bajenaghe naghi on Thu Oct 22, 2009 03:00 PM PDT

You could be right, if you are experienced in these things. I would not know since I am so innocent. 


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Are you sure it was a Dating site

by sag koochooloo on Thu Oct 22, 2009 02:50 PM PDT

or a number from the phone booth? judging from the conversation and heavy breathing it seems it was the latter.  

 


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bajenaghe naghi

anonymouse jan

by bajenaghe naghi on Thu Oct 22, 2009 02:31 PM PDT

If I find her phone number I'll send it to you so you can ask her yourself :-)


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bajenaghe naghi

irandokht jan

by bajenaghe naghi on Thu Oct 22, 2009 02:33 PM PDT

Thank you for reading and your remarks. Can a man dream a little? ;-)

 


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Anonymouse

Funny!

by Anonymouse on Thu Oct 22, 2009 01:37 PM PDT

You could've asked if her pussy was Japanese too and if it is true that Asians' hair are soft!   In this movie they made a reference to it ;-)

Everything is sacred.


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IRANdokht

naughty!

by IRANdokht on Thu Oct 22, 2009 01:31 PM PDT

very well written piece BN jan, you naughty man. Agar Maryam befahmeh...

:o) 

IRANdokht


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