I just finished a comprehensive course in Heimlich maneuver. To make some extra money to buy my boat, I am going to apply to fancy restaurants as a Heimlich Maneuver Specialist (HMS). It seems to be an easy job. I just sit around in the restaurant and look to see if someone is choking. Once I see someone is getting blue in the face I quickly jump up and without getting dast paache I run to him or her, depending if the person is a man or a woman, and go behind them and put my both fists clinched, just below their rib cage and press in and pull them up towards my own chest. I keep doing this until the thing in their throat pops out. I am looking forward to save a lot of people from certain death. Maryam is so proud of me but she is not sure if I am going to make a lot of money on this one.
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Thank you... thank you...
by American Wife (not verified) on Fri Jun 27, 2008 04:01 PM PDTTo at least think that I'm not embarrassing myself is enough for me. I watched these beautiful women dancing and thought "how have they learned to dance so gracefully"!!!! I believe that dancing is an expression of the heart and soul and you certainly speak volumns with such elegance. In comparison, we American girls know the twist and the shag...lol.
ID... I look forward to showing you that particular style of dancing (the shag) which is the state dance of South Carolina. Not too sure how graceful a dance it is but it's the most fun! Put on some Tams and The Drifters and just have a blast!
I.D. jan
by bajenaghe naghi on Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:53 AM PDTi am so happy to hear american wife jan is such a good dancer. i have been to many parties and the girls who dance think they know what they are doing but you know what..they don't know how to dance. gher dadan is a honar and not just chiz tekoondadan. gher to be good must be rizeh and that is the secret of a good gher.
Dear BN
by IRANdokht on Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:17 PM PDTAlthough my friend American Wife has irish blood in her veins, she can out-gher a lot of iranian ladies hands down! She even put this daughter of Iran to shame by knowing the words to some of the songs I had never heard before!!
She's truly the nicest Irish-American-Iranian I know :0)
IRANdokht
american wife jan
by bajenaghe naghi on Thu Jun 26, 2008 05:15 PM PDTyou are correct in every point. mersi khanoom. :-)
Tag Seer e Man Bod!!!!!!!
by American Wife (not verified) on Thu Jun 26, 2008 04:56 PM PDTSorry for the confusion! No, ID is most definitely a daughter of Iran. I was just "borrowing" her name in describing myself. Although being mistaken for an Irishwoman wouldn't be a bad thing at all, I would never wish to confuse anyone, she being one of the most delightful of all khanoom of Iran.
american wife jan
by bajenaghe naghi on Thu Jun 26, 2008 03:31 PM PDTI have met many many irish wives and husbands and also irish women and men who are not married. I have liked them all. They are warm and friendly people and when they are a little tipsy (which seems to me to be most of the time) they sing and read poetry from their beloved land of the famous lepricorns and shamrocks and dance and have a great time. I like to go to your country and look around but i can never understand what they say with their thick accents even when they speak english (or even farsi).
I did not know irandokht was an irish woman. shouldn't she change her name to irishdokht?
BN
by American Wife (not verified) on Thu Jun 26, 2008 02:30 PM PDTYes Sir, it is indeed. Just like IRANdokht, I am a daughter of Ireland. My father was born in the US but conceived in the Emerald Isle. I haven't had the opportunity to visit the land of my heritage YET but it's only slightly ahead of a trip to Iran in my dreams.
As for Mrs. Doubtfire, if you haven't seen the movie, there is a very funny part in which Robin Williams purposely dashes red pepper in the dish of his ex-wife's new boyfriend (co-incidently a son of Ireland) causing him to choke on his shrimp, sending Robin to his rescue, and exposing his charade. However, I don't suggest "hiring" yourself out just yet...lol.
Slainte
american wife jan
by bajenaghe naghi on Thu Jun 26, 2008 01:18 PM PDTfelfel nabin che reeze besh kan bebin che tize. Good advice, but if i really only wanted to make money I would go into renting out movies or selling hot red pepper some here....some there lol but i also want to help the people who may die and I stop them by squeesing them. is this the irish flag.
Suggestion!
by American Wife (not verified) on Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:39 PM PDTWatch the movie, Mrs. Doubtfire. You can create your own emergencies with just a little red pepper! A little dash here... a little dash there...lol
I.D. jan
by bajenaghe naghi on Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:30 AM PDTthis is a night job so my day time job is going on as usual. this is to get extra money for my boat. but i will not forget your word of advice and make sure i will have my day time job which i really enjoy anyway.
ebi jan
by bajenaghe naghi on Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:51 AM PDTman bade hich kaso nemikham. The food is going to be free and good quality and I may save some life, may be six or seven a night. I used my calculator and came up around 180 and 210 lives per month, even more on the months that has 31 days. But I won't forget your recomend and will pray just in case.
Donot forget the power of praying !!
by ebi amirhosseini on Thu Jun 26, 2008 07:17 AM PDTLike a lot of GP doctors in Iran,who in winter pray for heavy snow,so they can have more patients ! since otherwise they would have none,Azizam donot forget to pray for more patients!!
lovely piece
best wishes
LOL
by IRANdokht on Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:47 PM PDTVery interesting business idea BN jan
just one word of advice: don't quit your day job yet ;-)
IRANdokht