Bajenagh Jaan,Happy Birthday !!

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Bajenagh Jaan,Happy Birthday !!
by ebi amirhosseini
20-Dec-2008
 

 

دو باجناق سوار بر خري بودند،يکي از آنها برعکس نشسته بود...پرسيدند چرا برعکس نشستي؟...گفت: .... خر را ببينم،بهتر از پشت گردن باجناق است !

 

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یه روز یه ترکه توی کو... زخم میشه میره دکتر و دکتر هم یه پماد بهش میده که مصرف کنه . ترکه پیش خودش میگه محرم تر از باجناق کسی نیستش بهتر که پماد باجناق بماله
بعد از یکی دو بار واسه باجناق یه کاری پیش میاد میره مسافرت. ترکه با خودش میگه بهتر از خانمم که محرم تر کسی نیست .خلاصه خانم که داشت پماد می مالوند , ترکه میگه : خانم شما دستاتون کو؟ زنه میگه خوب یکی رو شونته با اون یکی هم دارم پماد میمالم. ترکه میگه پس باجناق که هر دوتا دستش رو شونم بود با چی پماد می مالید 

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رشتیه شب عروسیش بوده، رفیقش میبینه داره دم حجله قدم میزه. بهش میگه: بابا برو تو عروس خانم منتظره، چرا اینجا واستادی؟!رشتیه میگه: والله ما یه بفرما به باجناق زدیم، رفته تو هنوز درنیومده

 

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رشتيه به باجناقش ميگه خجالت نميکشي؟ باجناقش ميگه چرا؟ رشتيه ميگه :آخه زنم خالکوبي عکس زنتو رو شکم اصغر آقا ديده

 

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