بالای صفحه سمت چپ نوشته «هیچ چیزی قداست ندارد»!
جملهء قشنگ ولی بچّه گول زنک خوبی هست! من فکر میکنم جملهء مناسب تر که با روال اخیر ایرانیان دات کام منطبق هست این هست «هیچ چیزی حساب و کتاب ندارد»!
این هم یکی از اون مواردی هست که «همه با هم برابرند ولی بعضی ها یه خورده برابر ترند»!
من فکر میکنم کلمهء «کامنت» یعنی نظر خواننده، ولی ظاهراً اشتباه میکنم! کامنت یعنی یا بگو بَه بَه و چهچه یا خفه شو!
آیت الله جی جی میفرماید:
اگر یه ویدیوی تُخمی رو که من گذاشتم بالای صفحهء اصلی و ٢٠٠٣ نفر اونو دیدن و فقط یکنفر کامنت گذاشته! یا بگو بَه بَه یا اگر گفتی «٢ دقیقه و ٤٧ ثانیه وقتم رفت تو خلا» من کامنتت رو دیلیت میکنم! چون این طبق تعاریف ایرانیان دات کام «حمله به شخص» و «بد زبانی» تلقّی میشه و من دیلتت میکنم!
یا اگر رفتی اینجا و نوشتی « Tit for tat » یعنی چیزی که عوض داره گله نداره و از کار و خلاّقیت ام پی دی تعریف کردی من بازم دیلیتت میکنم «چون هیچ چیزی حساب و کتاب نداره»!
تو رو به خیر و ما رو به سلامت جی جی جان!
Recently by Majid | Comments | Date |
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Iranian rappers and Persian porn! | 4 | Jan 26, 2011 |
به مُرده که رو بدی..... | 4 | Jan 19, 2011 |
بخت آزمائی ملّی | 11 | Jan 11, 2011 |
Person | About | Day |
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نسرین ستوده: زندانی روز | Dec 04 | |
Saeed Malekpour: Prisoner of the day | Lawyer says death sentence suspended | Dec 03 |
Majid Tavakoli: Prisoner of the day | Iterview with mother | Dec 02 |
احسان نراقی: جامعه شناس و نویسنده ۱۳۰۵-۱۳۹۱ | Dec 02 | |
Nasrin Sotoudeh: Prisoner of the day | 46 days on hunger strike | Dec 01 |
Nasrin Sotoudeh: Graffiti | In Barcelona | Nov 30 |
گوهر عشقی: مادر ستار بهشتی | Nov 30 | |
Abdollah Momeni: Prisoner of the day | Activist denied leave and family visits for 1.5 years | Nov 30 |
محمد کلالی: یکی از حمله کنندگان به سفارت ایران در برلین | Nov 29 | |
Habibollah Golparipour: Prisoner of the day | Kurdish Activist on Death Row | Nov 28 |
سوسن خانوم
MajidMon Feb 21, 2011 11:11 PM PST
من کوچیک همهء «فن» ها هستم، اونا فقط به من محبّت دارن. اونا به کارنامهء آدم نگاه میکنن، همین!
Majid you have too many fans
by Soosan Khanoom on Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:00 PM PSTMajid you have too many fans ........ who are you ?
دوستان عزیزم
MajidMon Feb 21, 2011 10:52 PM PST
امشب اومدم سرزدم و یک بلاگی رو دیدم و هرکار کردم جلوی خودم رو بگیرم و جواب ندم نتونستم!
بعد اومدم اینجا و کامنت های شما رو خوندم، سپاسگزار از محبّت های همتون، شرمنده که زودتر نیومدم که تشکّر کنم.
سعی میکنم بیشتر بخونم و کمتر بنویسم، اینجوری کار سانسور چی ها هم آسون تر میشه!
علاوه بر همهء اینها با توجه به وقایع اخیر مملکتمون موقعش نیست که خودم رو از نوشته های دوستان محروم کنم.
با سپاسگزاری از لطف همه تون.
Majid: hazrat-e JJ is d same, this is the new management style
by MM on Sat Feb 05, 2011 09:31 PM PSTI also protested that the new management boycotted SP and others, but to his credit, the new Admin is dishing it out to both sides. And, as long as he is being consistent, I do not mind.
As a matter of fact, the dialogue in the comments have become more civil (OK, maybe a little lame), and if we can keep the condescending remarks to a minimum, we may be able to continue a dialogue amongst ourselves and learn to debate rather than insult, and eventually get along with each other.
Bottom line: don't go away.
PS, from what I have seen, some bloggers are just too sensitive with a very low threshold for pushing "the flag as abusive" button. With the new rules, the wrath of the Admin will be upon you if you are flagged several times and he finds your comments less than civil. However, with these button pushers, just keep the conversation above the belt, don't address them directly and you will be fine.
Bargard bargard pashimoon mishi akhar
by statira on Sat Feb 05, 2011 08:56 PM PSTMajid,
Despite all the deletions this site still is the most democratic site for Iranians like you and others who want to exercise their freedom of speech and release their anger toward the regime and each other. So come back. Say something.
مجید!
ImtheKingSat Feb 05, 2011 07:57 PM PST
چه دل سنگی داری, نامرد؟ ملت دارند این همه گریه زاری میکنند بمونی، ولی تو به چیزت هم نیست!
OK fellows, leave it to me...
by comrade on Sat Feb 05, 2011 05:39 PM PSTListen Majid, I don't have all day and I can't have the cab wait for you too long. just hop in. I've already paid for your fare. See you here soon...then we'll talk...
Never increase, beyond what is necessary, the number of entities required to explain anything.
Majid jaan
by Masoud Kazemzadeh on Sat Feb 05, 2011 05:23 PM PSTMajid jaan besiyar germai,
You are one of the most insightful and decent posters. I would khahesh and tamana that you reconsider. Please please stay and remain part of this community.
Those who have played sports know that ALL referees make mistakes. Some of those mistakes hurts us and some of them help us. Over time they even out. It is very very hard to be the administrator of a site like this. There are soooooooooo many pressures from sooooo many different sides.
JJ is a good and decent man. He is truly democratic. Like all of us, he makes mistakes.
Please think LONG term. There are many supporters of the fundamentalist terrorist regime who post here to further their agenda. It is not easy to be posting here. The pro-democracy forces need YOU here. I hope you are bozorgvar and have gozasht and stay and allow us the pleasure of reading your posts.
Ba sepaas-e faravan,
Masoud
jj, pay attention
by oktaby on Sat Feb 05, 2011 04:35 PM PSTYou are almost as dense as Mobarak. Your erratic ways in running this site may be costing another good one.
Majid Jaan,
My visists to this site went from few times a day to a few times a month as the quality keeps going lower; now it'll be down to once every other month. I like you to stay but I'm hardly here anymore so understand if you leave and take another piece of what little is left to come back to.
Oktaby
P.S.: Are you coming up for Namjoo next week?
حجت البهمان جی جی
deevSat Feb 05, 2011 04:03 PM PST
تا اونجایی که من میشناسم جی جی بیشتر به هیپیها میخوره تا آخوند
Majid jan
by bajenaghe naghi on Sat Feb 05, 2011 03:04 PM PSTThe other day Nader who is a customer of mine came into my store and asked for two bars of a particular brand of chocolate that I keep in the back of the shop. This is a very expensive brand and needs to be kept under lock and key. Any way, when I got back to the store front, I saw Nader on his knees cleaning a spot on the vitreen. He kept cleaning here and there feverishly as if his life depended on it. He did not even raise his head to see me standing there looking at him in wonder.
Nader suffers from OCD and he lives to clean things, remove things, and I wonder when he is sitting in front of his computer if he deletes things.
Not even for a second am I trying to say that my friend and hero JJ has OCD, but what I am trying to say in a long winded way is that no one is perfect and everyone of us has our own ways of seeing and dealing with things. We must try to be more forgiving and understanding of each other, as much as we possibly can.
So please stay and write because I love to read what you write and your humor is unique and wonderful. You also take pretty pictures.
Majid jon
by Souri on Sat Feb 05, 2011 11:09 AM PSTHala ke hameh ehsasati shodan, bezar vasat in aghang ghashang ro ham post konam:
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwofJs72j2k
kami ham geryeh o ab-ghoureh ...ohou ohou ohou
Cheers,
by Mash Ghasem on Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:58 AM PSTIrish music is playing and the pint of Guinness looks lovely next to bottle of Powers,
next shot is for Majid in honor of the privilege of his presence on IC.
You...
by Doctor mohandes on Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:51 AM PSTAre the Dot in iranian dot com!
Majid Khan
by Doctor mohandes on Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:49 AM PSTHala shoma Kootah bia Palevoon.
You are among the Peesh kesvatane On IC akhe nasalamati.
I think we should make an official demand that JJ sits down to a Hazrat abbasi (Ok Ok anti-god people. Chill, it is only a feegoor ov esspeech) downright Democratic debate With Majid .
All those In favor... Drink up!
vell kon baba...
by maziar 58 on Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:37 AM PSTagha majid you're among the few *and* coolest on ic and all you need a cold sangria and fahget about it pill.
you're the best mr.majid soltani.
Maziar
هیچکس نباید برود!
Nazy KavianiSat Feb 05, 2011 10:20 AM PST
مخصوصا شما مجید خان! ای بابا، مگر آدم از خانۀ خودش هم قهر می کند؟ این کارها چیست؟ شما که خودت اینجا حق آب و گل داری، شما که با این همه عشق و مهر و یک گولۀ نمک اینجا را مزین می کنی، شما دیگه چرا برای ما بیچاره ها شاخ و شونه می کشی؟ خوب حالا یک بی عدالتی ممکنه شده باشه، امااین مجازات دیگه خیلی بزرگه! بی زحمت قیصریه را به خاطر یک دستمال به آتش نکشید آقا مجید! یک چیز این دنیای مجازی همیشه دل منو میخوره و اون اینه که آدمها فراموش می کنن پشت این آواتارها و اسمهای الکی، همیشه یک آدم واقعی پشت کامپیوترش نشسته و رویین تن هم نیست و از فولاد هم ساخته نشده و ممکن است از دو کلمه حرف مهربان خوشحال بشه و از حرفهایی هم برنجه و غمگین یا عصبانی بشه. اما از من و شمایی که خیلی ها رو از نزدیک دیدیم و شناختیم دیگه بعیده که آدمها رو یادمون بره. بابا، این جهانشاهی که من و تو دیدیم آیت اللهه؟ یعنی تو واقعا باور داری که با سوء نیت اونجا نشسته و داره از قصد من و تو رو آزار میده؟ من فکر نمی کنم خودت هم که جوانمرد و سخاوتمند هستی همچین چیزی رو قبول داشته باشی. در مقام دوست، آقا مجید، آدم درو به هم نمیزنه و بره. آدم می بخشه، وای میسته، حرف می زنه، و کمک به ساختن و بهبودی می کنه.
شرمنده از این پیغام طولانی. ارادتمند مجید جوانمرد اینجا و حالا و همه جا و همیشه
کمی آهسته تر زیبا...
مجید بزرگوار وبلند مرتبه
M. Saadat NourySat Feb 05, 2011 10:16 AM PST
خونسرد باش
بردباری کن
مجید به ضم میم باش و بمان
ایرانی باش !
یاد آ وری واژه ها:
مجید به فتح میم : بزرگوار وبلند مرتبه / مجید به ضم میم : نیکوکار
Majid agha
by Mehrban on Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:05 AM PSTYour comments are a relief from the horror that we face everyday through the videos and news of hangings, idiotic speeches and unashamed lies piled on us from IR. I just want you to make your decision knowing this.
اگه بری، نفرین میکنم
Mash GhasemSat Feb 05, 2011 09:57 AM PST
This is really most unfortunate. Majid is 100% correct.
As often cited, a "hands off" approach by the admin in such instances is oft the most optimal, Mr. JJJ.
مجید تو رو به ابوالفضل نرو!
Esfand AashenaSat Feb 05, 2011 09:23 AM PST
Everything is sacred
Majid Jan
by statira on Sat Feb 05, 2011 09:19 AM PSTEenghadeh hasas nabash. Een JJ postayeh hamera Pak mikoneh!
بابا! مجید تو رو به جدت نرو!
Multiple Personality DisorderSat Feb 05, 2011 09:04 AM PST
هیج کس به سبکِ تو نمینویسه. هیچ کس مثلِ تو نمیتونه بنویسه. کامنتهای تو خیلی منحصربه فرد و هوشمنده. حالا قهر نکن. همونطور که گفتم، بیا فرض کن، کامنت اوّلی اصلاً چاپ نشد که دیلیت بشه. نمیتونم ثابت کنم ولی فرض کن. کامنت دوّم خیلی خندهدار بود. حیف شد دیلیت شد. فکر نمی کنم «حمله به شخص» و «بد زبانی» بود. فکر کنم شاهنشاه جاوید تصمیمش اشتباه بود.
Agha Majid
by بت شکن on Sat Feb 05, 2011 08:35 AM PSTIf you go, then I must go too oonvaght dele JJ do barabar khonak misheh
Majid Jaan - haala yeh Salvaat befrest be roohe sheytoon
by Anonymous Observer on Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:08 AM PSTSeriously, dude, you're one of the best on this site. Stay on. The site won't be the same without you.
کجا با این عجله؟
divanehSat Feb 05, 2011 04:45 AM PST
بابا این که مسئله ای نیست مال ما هم پاک کردند. ما یک بار توی بلاگ یکی از آن مغلطه کارهای عظمی، برادران صدری، نوشتیم که ما نوشته های آن بابا را نمی خوانیم چون مغلطه می کند و فقط دنبال مخاطب است و جواب نظریات خوانندگان را هم نمی دهد. از ترس این که علی شریعتی های زمان دیگر در اینجا مغلطه نکنند آن را پاک کردند.
بنده فکر می کنم جهانشاه باید چند تا از نظرهای خودش را پاک کند تا عدالت برقرار شود. شما اما مجید جان شما چشم و چراغ این تارنما هستید و حیف است که بجنبید که از قدیم گفته اند، به جون عمو رجب نمی جنبم یه وجب.
Majid ino jedi migam
by onlyinamrica on Fri Feb 04, 2011 10:00 PM PSTage beri nemidonam che balaei sare man miad. If you leave, I don't know what is going to happen to me. khahesh mikonam naro.
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1QQTCAHX-o
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmjEJJkmMfU
آقا مجید، اگه
hamsade ghadimiFri Feb 04, 2011 09:09 PM PST
آقا مجید، اگه بری مارو میگذاری پیش یه مشت نقاش کور و شاعر دروغگو. از من به شما نصیحت نرو. حرف شما درست که بعضی از جریانات سانسور تو این سایت بیحساب کتاب بوده ولی میشه این حکومت آیتالله جی جی رو اصلاح کنیم. همین الان یک ایمیل به درخواست همکاری به مخملباف فرستادم. خلاصه بیشما این سایت بیطراوت میشه.
Majid
by Azadeh Azad on Fri Feb 04, 2011 08:45 PM PSTMajid Jan: I empathise with you and would like to see you around. IC is a random example of who we are as a nation, and it will take hundreds of years before this nation gets rid of its very old habits. You have been, like many others, subjected to irrational and hurtful behaviours. So, you have all the sympathies of everyone on this website - both male and female - which is very good.
However, if *I - a woman* had written the same *type* of blog that you have written (as I did long time ago), most IranianDotComers - including women - would have attacked me instead of either understanding me or empathising with me. Why? Because we are a phallocratic nation, because most of us have internalised phallocratic values. Like on the streets and in public spaces of any male-dominated society, the IC too is a male-dominated public space where not only men but also male-identified women (those who have no solidarity with people of their own gender and use women's rights as justification for their bossiness) would attack any woman who complains against any specific injustice she has experienced on this site.
This has been my personal observation and experience regarding the differing reactions of the IC readers towards a male versus a female complainer. Here, I am not at all aiming at any specific person or persons, but simply sharing my personal view.
Cheers,
Azadeh
Majid, you should stay
by Anahid Hojjati on Sat Feb 05, 2011 05:56 AM PSTYour contributions add to the value of IC, you really should stay. I bet it is hard to find a commentator on IC that has not had at least couple of their comments deleted. Besides, it looks like the one comment that you refer to that was deleted, it was because of the language that you think it is OK and JJ thought it is not. So it is matter of "ekhtelafe saleeghe" and don't you think when there is "ekhtelafe saleeghe" over choice of words, it is the publisher that should decide what to publish?