Do not fall for any of these April Fools’ Day pranks

Do not fall for any of these April Fools’ Day pranks
by Multiple Personality Disorder

Ali Khamenei is neither dead nor mortally sick.  At this rate, if nothing un-natural happens to him, he’ll probably live for another thirty years.

Hillary Clinton and Barak Obama are not in love with each other and do not have a sexual relationship.  This is such a lame April Fools’ Day prank!  Hillary doesn’t have any time on her hands nowadays.

The USA military services are not secretly working with Al-Qaeda to topple Muammar al-Gaddafi regime in Libya.  Al-Qaeda is too busy elsewhere and does not have any extra manpower to send to join up with the USA in Libya.

Persian Gulf’s name has not been permanently changed to Arabian Gulf by any one of the United Nations’ high commissions.  It is simply hasn’t happened yet.

The news that the United States is going to implement a No-Fly-Zone over the Palestinian territory, preventing Israel air force to fly war planes over the area is totally phony.

The Islamic Republic of Iran is not going to release (insert whatever number you want here) political prisoners for the 13th day of the Persian new year (sizdeh bedar). This type of news is completely fictitious.  As a matter of fact, the IRI is going to increase the number of political prisoners, not decrease them.

Mir Hossein Mousavi has not defected to Pakistan, or any other country.  He can’t even defect to the baghali sar’e koocheh, let alone defect to another country.

Iranian filmmaker Jafar Panahi has not agreed to produce a film favorable to the IRI in exchange for his freedom.  No, no, no,,,

The IRI has not put a moratorium on execution.  Fake, fake, fake,,,

And finally, the news that Ahmadinejad and Ana Postor are not in love with each other is totally bogus.  They are in love and very soon Ahmadinejad is going to defect to Spain, and hopefully he will convince Imam Zaman to make his appearance over there instead.


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by yolanda on

Hi! MPD,

     So the 1st 9 items are all negations, and then the last item is double negative:

the news that Ahmadinejad and Ana Postor are not in love with each other is totally bogus (not true).


I believe the last item is April Fools' prank! :O))

It is just too hard to fall in love with someone like AN: a ugly liar without any humor!

Thank you for sharing!


You mean they were all lies?

by divaneh on

Damn. I bet the news that they were making Abadan the capital of Iran was also a lie.


enjoyed it.

by pedro on

thanks MPD.


I am Persia. I pray to Ahoura Mazda.

Anahid Hojjati

Good blog MPD

by Anahid Hojjati on

Whatever news that we read today, we can not easily believe it. Thanks for sharing,