Minimum Wage

Minimum Wage
by Multiple Personality Disorder

Minimum Wage

Minimum wage
Minimum wage
You freaking bitch!

I’m ganna make minimum wage!
At my age!
I’m ganna make minimum wage!
There it is,
on front-page
California has no more image
What an outrage!
Put him in a cage
Up his ass with a sausage

Minimum wage
This is really garbage
We’re not slaves, we’re not in bondage

What’re we supposed to eat?
Rummage in sewage!

Minimum wage
Who pays for the kids’ college?
How are we supposed to manage?
With minimum wage!

I wanna live in America
Not in a village

Minimum wage

Have some courage
Let’s send him a message
Take him backstage
Kick him like a dirty baggage
Do him some damage
Cause his weewee major shrinkage
Ruin his marriage

He understands the language



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by yolanda on

Hi! MPD,

     I just read Dr. Noury's very educational poetry blog:


Apparently your poem is purposeful poem 'cause I figure that this poem is definitely not masnavi, ode (ghazal), or quatrain (rubiyat)......It is amazing that you can versify anything in life and come up with a poem......I think if Maria Shriver reads this poem, she should understand the underlying message of this poem......the lady is a democrat.....even though she may not want to hear Cause his XXXXXX major shrinkage
                          Ruin his marriage

Thank you for the purposeful poem! Thank you for standing with the 200, 000 state employees of California!

khaleh mosheh

Here is where USA can learn from Iran

by khaleh mosheh on

By having a culture of 'pole chai' to bridge the funding gap




by sima on

Unbelievable, unbelievable, unbelievable. I do hope everything you say and worse happens to Arnold, but you have to agree that the people in this country also have eaten maghz-e khar.

 Akheh when are they going to say enough is enough?


Good man!

by Monda on

Thank you for the link.

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A California judge on Friday denied Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger's attempt to force State Controller John Chiang to process pay cuts to the federal minimum wage for some 200,000 state employees.

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Nice poem

by Mehrban on

you are good at this :-).  

Shazde Asdola Mirza

Hey, it beats writing for I.C.

by Shazde Asdola Mirza on

I took all my blogs to a coffee shop, and they gave me a small black, less a dollar ;-)


minimum wage is Ok for living in a quiet village

by Monda on

even our teenagers agree! Nice poem MPD. I hope you're doing well, regardless.


Lovely poem MPD

by divaneh on

Loved it but you forgot the cleavage.

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by bajenaghe naghi on

I loved your poem and its message. It had a lot meat, teeth, punching and kicking and they all rhymed too! I wished it were longer. 


What's you got against villages?

by Abarmard on

I happen to enjoy the quiet ;)


Minimum wage

by Marjaneh on

said the sage,

thinking * but in rage:

really does rattle the be cont.

If I had a mind; I'd change it.   - Marjaneh


*reference, Adorno:  'Wer denkt, ist nicht wütend'



by yolanda on

OMG! LOOOL! You must be really really mad!


Have some courage
Let’s send him a message
Take him backstage
Kick him like a dirty baggage
Do him some damage
Cause his weewee major shrinkage
Ruin his marriage


Thank you for the reality poem! Oh Gosh, they all rhyme!