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Hi Anahid,

   I will remind you for sure! I will also remember not to reply to your post! :O)

Take care!

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Dear yolanda, if you like to read the same kind of list next year, you need to remind me few days in advance of April Fool's day. 

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Hi Anahid,

     Please don't forget to do another list on April Fool's Day next year! I will love to read it!

Thank you in advance!

hilarious blog

loved the locust photo, looks like a "khengool" - mo nemizan-e! :-)

MPD Jan

LoL ... Mr Divaneh answered very well ... :D .

LOL Red Wine

Very nice work. I think Janati is inspecting her ankle to make sure she is not wearing ankle bracelets.

Question: Is it permissible for a woman to wear an ankle bracelet that jingles, like a bell, outside of her house even if she does not want to do this to attract attention? Is it permissible for a woman to wear just a plain ankle bracelet like one that is worn around the wrist if it is made of gold?

Fatwa: Praise be to Allah, the Lord of the Worlds; and blessings and peace be upon our Prophet Muhammad and upon all his Family and Companions. It is forbidden for a woman to wear an ankle bracelet outside of her house if it jingles and produces sound which aliens can hear. Allah Says (Interpretation of meaning): { And let them not stamp their feet so as to reveal what they hide of their adornment. And all of you beg Allâh to forgive you all, O believers, that you may be successful} [24:31].

from here:  //www.islamweb.net/ver2/Fatwa/ShowFatwa.php?lang=E&Id=82000&Option=FatwaId

Marge jan

I used to have a pug called Koochooloo that passed away at Xmas. I cannot bear to use a pug picture right now as it saddens me. He was 18 though - very old for a pug nevermind a dog. I had him since he was 6 weeks old, he fitted on the palm of my hand. He was such a character, very possessive and bilingual (English and Persian). One day I'll get another doggy but work commitments at the moment make it difficult. Have 2 cats though that keep me amused who are just as cute.    x 

Janati's putting socks on her

so she wouldn't catch a cold. 

Please let me know too when our dear Red Wine comes out here for kabob and sharob. 

Dear yolanda, Mina, Monda and MM aziz, thanks

Dear Mina, Monda jan, yolanda and MM jan, thanks for writing that you like my list.

Dear yolanda, don't worry about replying to my comment.  No one should blame you.  It looks like all IC writers whom I mentioned in my list have been Ok about it, or maybe too busy today to comment about my list. 

yolanda, you are so kind to me.  I think of you as one of my best friends on IC and I truly appreciate your kindness.  It is friends like you and other IC readers, and writers who make me smile. I hope everyone has a great 13 bedar weekend. 

Red Win'e aziz

If you ever come to where I live, you know where, you can stay at my little place as a guest of honor.

About the painting you posted, why is Jannati examing her toes?  Doesn't he know she is naked?  Are they married temporary for a toe examination?

If it was up to me I would have begun the examination from her left breast. 

Thank you for the clarification

The second photo is great! :o)

MPD Jan ..

You like this ?

//yfrog.com/2himage12vj

Here he is trying a green suit - greens are in trouble

//www.c95.com/files/u3/locusts.jpg

Thanks for supporting evidence MPD

That second picture made me laugh loud. There is something about it.

Maybe this would help

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Look at these pictures: 

Jannati

Locust

Jannati IS a locust but since this is an April Fools's Day headline it says "Jannati is NOT a locust". 

It's about Look and Feel Monda

Have you not noticed? Janati is not realy a human. He is a very large Lucost. Look at him again and see if I am right.

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need help with divaneh's Janati not being a locust

would someone please explain the correlation, link, allegory or metaphor?  (at least tell me which is it?)

Najaf hahaha

Believe me you don't want to be in Najaf. There are bomb sniffing dogs and robots there, but no mollahs. It's all a scam. If you want to be a mollah, the work begins in the bedroom, or so I hear. Not really different from priesthood in Italy/Vatican city.

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Hi! Divaneh,

   I like your #1 and #10 very much! LOL!

I hope #6 is not true! OMG! No Thanks! :O)

کامکار معظم

جناب بزرگ مقام، کامکار معزم ،شیرین گفتار.. م پ د جان

بسیار لذت بردیم از نوشته شما (ما فان نامبر وان شما هستیم.) حاضرت عالی‌ در شاد کردن و چراغانی کردن دلان خلق بسیار متبحر هستید، الهی خداوند شما را برای ما همیشه حفظ کند و عمری دهد که به خدمت رسیده، کبابی خوریم و شرابی نوشیده، عیدانه از شما گیریم و به درگاه شما دعای خیر و سلامتی کنیم.

۱۳ به در شما فرخنده باد.

:O) "MPD departs to Najaf to become a mola" :O)

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Divaneh'e aziz, your headlines are gold.  Among the ten headlines, I like #4 the most, "IRI distributes Sandis between green protesters"

:O)

Good Stuff

Very funny MPD Jaan. My favourites are Hashemi in the first list and Imam Zaman in the 2nd list. When it comes to Jaleho you seem to be stating the fact.

I also liked yours Anahid and I don't think you have offended anyone.  I liked 1, 4 and 9.

Here is my list.

1. Ahmadinejad apologizes for the mistakes in counting the votes and announces Mousavi as president.

2. Janati is not a locust.

3. Other children let Ahmad Khatami play with them when he was a child.

4 - IRI distributes Sandis between green protesters.

5- Sadegh Larijani doesn’t scare children.

6- MPD departs to Najaf to become a mola.

7- A Basiji gets to the University on the back of his own merits.

8- Saudi Arabia makes a contribution to science.

9- Samsam reveals his Arab ommatie sheikhak ancestors.

10- Catholic priests are not paedophiles.

Dear Mr. Qioumars

I think I'll leave the spelling of Jalleho just the way it is, in case I get ripped apart by someone I could absolve myself of all resposibilities, i.e. I could say I was talking about someone else.  You know, like talking about Hovakhshatare and Hovakshatare (without an 'h' in the middle).  They are two different people.

Sag Koochooloo

Your avatar is so sweet. Is that your dog? Adorable. Give him a hug for me!

امام زمان از چاه جمکران بیرون آمد

دروغ سیزده

MPD jan

Thanks for being you and bringing a smile to our faces in tough times and in what can be a sometimes stressful website! More of your stuff please.

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Hi Anahid,

I am so sorry, I replied to your post! Your list is great, very funny!

If anyone blames you, please blame me! It is all my fault!

I promise you that I am not going to do it again!

آقای ام.پی.دی،

خیلی باحال بود، ولی جالهو یک دونه ال بیشتر نداره.

Stay tuned: The lastest April Fools' Day news headline

Iranian nuclear scientist defector reveals he is gay, wants to meet Elton John