Why did the Chicken cross the road?


Why did the Chicken cross the road?
by No Fear

After reading most of your comments and posts, this is what i envisioned your take would be on the chicken and the road. I have left myself out so you can fill in the blanks or anyone else that i have missed.

IranMilitaryForum:   I am so proud of our brave chickens who crossed the road.

Anonymose Observer:  Your chicken is crossing the road , Backward!

OnlyIran:  Please explain why this chicken doesn't sound like a chicken?

DavidET:  Its not a chicken if its not secular, its an Egg !

Dr Bagerzadeh:  Its a chicken today, and tomorrow its an egg!

Anonymouse:  Everything is sacred!  even this chicken!

Abarmard:  Can we stick to the topic of crossing the road?

Amir1973:  Its crossing the road to runaway from another rapist, murderous, terrorist chicken!

Vildemose:  May i add an Islamo fascist chicken as well?

Cost of progress:   The chicken is either brainwashed or a paid agent chicken!

Darius Kadivar:  If Reza Pahlavi says its a chicken, Then its a chicken, otherwise its an Egg!

AlexInFlorida:  I really miss our truely royal and noble chickens!

Fair:  If it talks like a chicken and walks like a chicken, then it must be a Rooster!  -- Fair

Divaneh:  The chicken needs "Egg" to cross the road...

Fred:  The chicken must be prevented of crossing the road at all cost. Shoot em if needed.

Bavafa:  The chicken and the egg are the same thing!

Sargord Pirouz:  Chickens are crossing the road all over the world, even in US...

VPK:  Be aware of the arabic chickens crossing the road!

JJ:   All this chicken talk is making me hungry...




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Good one ...

by No Fear on

 Amirkabir said:

JJ: It is the chicken's right to cross the road!

This reflects JJ point of view perfectly. I wonder how he feels if the chicken was jay walking accross the raod.



by capt_ayhab on

Very creative indeed.




Answer for Nur-i-Azal

by Gavazn on

The fact that you are at all concerned that the Bahai chicken crossed the road reveals you are a Bahai .


Answer for IMF

by Gavazn on

Because its a F$%& Jew. Jews think they can just F$%& cross the street whenever they want. Jewish chickens are responsible for all the wars in the world...are you a Jew??


Answer for Khamenei

by Gavazn on

To die. Alone. In the rain.


Nice one

by amirkabear4u on

you can also say the following;

JJ: It is the chicken's right to cross the road!

DK: The chicken would be safe crossing the road if there were monarchy!!

khamenaei: emame zaman wanted the chicken to cross the road!!!!!


Fairness and Equality in Justice


The chicken crossed the road...

by AMIR1973 on

The chicken crossed the road....in order to avoid getting raped by a group of Pasdars.


this is no fear's answer

by curly on

no fear will think that this chicken would be delicious after his meeting in Qum but he will deny the chicken's existence and catch it at  a later time.so he says chicken does not exist and there is no such a thing as road ......this is just a fabrication.

I Have a Crush on Alex Trebek

A correction to Fred's answer

by I Have a Crush on Alex Trebek on

steamroll seems like the appropriate verb. Very funny. I like these member oriented lists.