Why did the Chicken cross the road?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road?
by No Fear
04-Mar-2010
 

After reading most of your comments and posts, this is what i envisioned your take would be on the chicken and the road. I have left myself out so you can fill in the blanks or anyone else that i have missed.

IranMilitaryForum:   I am so proud of our brave chickens who crossed the road.

Anonymose Observer:  Your chicken is crossing the road , Backward!

OnlyIran:  Please explain why this chicken doesn't sound like a chicken?

DavidET:  Its not a chicken if its not secular, its an Egg !

Dr Bagerzadeh:  Its a chicken today, and tomorrow its an egg!

Anonymouse:  Everything is sacred!  even this chicken!

Abarmard:  Can we stick to the topic of crossing the road?

Amir1973:  Its crossing the road to runaway from another rapist, murderous, terrorist chicken!

Vildemose:  May i add an Islamo fascist chicken as well?

Cost of progress:   The chicken is either brainwashed or a paid agent chicken!

Darius Kadivar:  If Reza Pahlavi says its a chicken, Then its a chicken, otherwise its an Egg!

AlexInFlorida:  I really miss our truely royal and noble chickens!

Fair:  If it talks like a chicken and walks like a chicken, then it must be a Rooster!  -- Fair

Divaneh:  The chicken needs "Egg" to cross the road...

Fred:  The chicken must be prevented of crossing the road at all cost. Shoot em if needed.

Bavafa:  The chicken and the egg are the same thing!

Sargord Pirouz:  Chickens are crossing the road all over the world, even in US...

VPK:  Be aware of the arabic chickens crossing the road!

JJ:   All this chicken talk is making me hungry...

 

 

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No Fear

Good one ...

by No Fear on Fri Mar 05, 2010 02:16 PM PST

 Amirkabir said:

JJ: It is the chicken's right to cross the road!

This reflects JJ point of view perfectly. I wonder how he feels if the chicken was jay walking accross the raod.


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capt_ayhab

:-)

by capt_ayhab on Fri Mar 05, 2010 08:09 AM PST

Very creative indeed.

 

-YT 


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Answer for Nur-i-Azal

by Gavazn on Fri Mar 05, 2010 07:50 AM PST

The fact that you are at all concerned that the Bahai chicken crossed the road reveals you are a Bahai .


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Answer for IMF

by Gavazn on Fri Mar 05, 2010 07:40 AM PST

Because its a F$%& Jew. Jews think they can just F$%& cross the street whenever they want. Jewish chickens are responsible for all the wars in the world...are you a Jew??


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Answer for Khamenei

by Gavazn on Fri Mar 05, 2010 07:34 AM PST

To die. Alone. In the rain.


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amirkabear4u

Nice one

by amirkabear4u on Fri Mar 05, 2010 01:09 AM PST

you can also say the following;

JJ: It is the chicken's right to cross the road!

DK: The chicken would be safe crossing the road if there were monarchy!!

khamenaei: emame zaman wanted the chicken to cross the road!!!!!

 

Fairness and Equality in Justice


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AMIR1973

The chicken crossed the road...

by AMIR1973 on Thu Mar 04, 2010 09:16 PM PST

The chicken crossed the road....in order to avoid getting raped by a group of Pasdars.


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curly

this is no fear's answer

by curly on Thu Mar 04, 2010 08:53 PM PST

no fear will think that this chicken would be delicious after his meeting in Qum but he will deny the chicken's existence and catch it at  a later time.so he says chicken does not exist and there is no such a thing as road ......this is just a fabrication.


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A correction to Fred's answer

by I Have a Crush on Alex Trebek on Thu Mar 04, 2010 05:50 PM PST

steamroll seems like the appropriate verb. Very funny. I like these member oriented lists.


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