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I am responsible for the 'catastrophic failure' on 11:11
12-Nov-2009
As some of you might know, I practice white sorcery/magic. Over the past couple of months as tempers have flared and the flame-wars have escalated, and I have been blocked over a dozen times and come back again, I put a hex on Iranian.Com. Unfortunately when these rituals placing hexes are performed, the magus usually has no further control over the timing and the scope of the physical execution of such hexical devastation. They happen when they happen and how they happen. But this, I believe, is what actually happened. Occult forces unleashed by yours truly brought on the catastrophic failure on Iranian.Com.
Now let that be a lesson to ya'll :)
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Glad
by Nur-i-Azal on Sat Nov 14, 2009 08:43 PM PST..to bring a smile to your face. But I was quite serious about placing the hex on Iranian.Com part ;-)
LOL..
by khaleh mosheh on Sat Nov 14, 2009 04:47 PM PSTFunny- It almost as hilarious as the Asghar Ghatel blog..
You are a real talent- please keep up the fantastic work.
!%:!!)(
Who is Nima?
by Nur-i-Azal on Sat Nov 14, 2009 04:44 PM PST?
Pre-Eternal Light is the meaning of Nur-i-Azal. It's abjad (numerical value) is equivalent to Farid (one, unique) and Huwa'l-'Ali al-A'la (He/It is the High, the Supreme), i.e. 294.
Nima, what is the meaning of Nur-i-Azal?
by faryarm on Sat Nov 14, 2009 02:15 PM PSTNima, what is the meaning of Nur-i-Azal?
Interesting CERN link Nur-i-Azal
by Ari Siletz on Fri Nov 13, 2009 04:00 PM PSTPuff-puff give...
by Nur-i-Azal on Fri Nov 13, 2009 03:41 PM PSTNur...
by anonymous111.2 on Fri Nov 13, 2009 06:57 AM PSTDude, what were you smoking when you came up with this speech?
share man, share!
Omnibus response
by Nur-i-Azal on Fri Nov 13, 2009 01:40 AM PSTHollyUSA: a magus cannot control the forces unleashed precisely because the magus is only ever a vehicle for Forces above her/him. Show me one genuine magus or prophet in all history who has had full and complete control over what they have invoked/prophesied, and I will show you a perfect Divine Being fully incarnated into a human vehicle. The rules simply do not work like that. The Spirit bloweth where it listeth!
Farshadjon: keep the prayers consistently coming and you'll find your hallaye nur in due course. Glad I made you smile :) Keep smiling, brother!
Ari: world peace (or is that whirled peas?) is a fundamentally flawed premise many modern liberals assume and tautologically work with as a given. We need a complete revolutionary transfiguration of the human species as a whole, not just some flackey kumbaya world peace moment with the current mob at the helm -- which won't happen in any case. As such the world peace you're thinking of is definitely not on my agenda. A complete revolutionary transfiguration of this Angel and Mother Earth, and the human consciousness inhabiting it, is what I stand for. And for that to happen, first HaShem needs to kick some serious butt, beginning with many corporate boards in the West as well as in the Middle East on all sides of the conflict, and only then can there be true world peace! As of right now, the density of the mass consciousness (and the cynicism and greed and core unjustness of leaders everywhere) won't allow for such vague hopes! In other words, we need a narrative of the Apocalypse (such as the Zoroastrian one) to unfold here before anything can genuinely happen in any direction. Maybe we will see something to that effect three years from now in 2012, insha'Llah!
Bring on the rule of the Archangels!
PS Check this story out, here.
HollyUSA
by Ari Siletz on Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:22 PM PSTHazrate Nur-i- Azal
by farshadjon on Thu Nov 12, 2009 09:02 PM PSTI don’t really care about your deal with somebody else. I will comment on any blog, any time, and any where I want ! BTW, for your information, this blog was the funniset I have read for a while ! Can you create ‘Haleye Nur’ as well?
If you don’t know, this is a pure hallucination!
Ari Siletz
by HollyUSA on Thu Nov 12, 2009 08:58 PM PSTYou know, I read your comments here and there even though I don't believe we've ever had a direct exchange. You are by far the most sane and balanced male on this site and I think I wuv you lol (in a cyber sorta way of course).
Seriously, you seem to me the kinda folk we need more of in this world.
ZENDEH BAAD ARI
All this power and you crash a website?
by Ari Siletz on Thu Nov 12, 2009 08:54 PM PST1: World peace.
2: No hunger.
3: No disease.
.
.
.
147: Longer-life cell phone batteries
148: crash IC.
جادوگری که
HollyUSAThu Nov 12, 2009 08:33 PM PST
نتونه زمان و حدّ طلسمشو کنترل کنه به درد لایه جرز میخوره!
And I will pray for yours farshadjon
by Nur-i-Azal on Thu Nov 12, 2009 08:20 PM PSTWith you praying for me and me praying for you, we can't go wrong!
BTW I made a deal with FaryarM that I would stay away from you people and your blogs, if you stayed away from me and mine. So far I have stayed true to my part of the deal, but it appears you people can't stick to your end of the bargain. Now what does that say about you all?
Hazrate Nur-i-Azal
by farshadjon on Thu Nov 12, 2009 08:03 PM PSTI will continue to pray for your fast recovery!
Gee
by Nur-i-Azal on Thu Nov 12, 2009 07:26 PM PSTYou think I'm kidding?
Funny
by Jahanshah Javid on Thu Nov 12, 2009 07:25 PM PSTFor once!
BTW
by Nur-i-Azal on Thu Nov 12, 2009 07:18 PM PSTI've placed a hundred dozen hexes on the regime in Iran, so we'll see how their own catastrophic failure finally pans out...
FYI