Roozbeh_Gilani

Wave a Knife and ??...

Dude.

Those are elementary stuff. I learned, i mean they taught us those back in kindergarten days. Come on!

I remember the official title of our class back in those days, in elementart school and then in Middle school was well, afterthey were through telling us about all the Alef Beh and all that crap...was "How to Build a civil society...The basics"  And so i learned all the necessary skills. I mean, Bring it on dude. I can Wave a kinfe, slash a few necks and guts while i am on that thing, cut some wrists...You know all the fun things in life! all while i am chewing a gum and rotating my rosary around my finger... You know! 

But hey, I thought you automatically would  take care of the ceeteezensheeep of those counteereeez, when you find someone with such Highly sophisticated eskeeelzz!!! vee dont kome cheeep you knowz?:))

So should i get packing or are you gonna call me first?

BTW, Dawn veet Jooojoooz! wash de Jooz out of the planet!! LOL.

Sorry Doctor Mohandes, you dont qualify

You need to be already a resident of london, Toronto or los angeles AND highly critical of England, Canada and USA to get this job.  

I'll  check with "my sources" to see if there is anything going for you back in Iran. can you ride a motorbike and wave about a big knife at the same time? 

I'll have  a 12 pack of Coke sent to you anyway, as a thank you for your interest in this job

"Personal business must yield to collective interest."

Change Sandis to COke

And you've got yourself a deal:)))

OOh.. and a nice retirement package won't hurt and will be much appreciated. I don't know...somewhere along the lines of a house in AMREEKA or KANANDA?!!