First Aryo Islamist Book fair at Islamist Republic of Zereshk

Roozbeh_Gilani
by Roozbeh_Gilani
16-Aug-2012
 

Following, a list of the top most read books (i.e.between 1 and 12 readership), presented at first Aryo Islamist book fair, held this week at Qom, the new capital city of islamist republic of Zereshk (with hasteh..)

1) How prophet Mohamed protected young children from his army by raping them himself.......By: sheikh abu al T.Rex al landani.

2) I am hearing voices in my head. But dont call me an schizophrenic........By: Joojoo_Ayatollah_DemoDe_al_cyber-troll

3) How to talk from both sides of your lip(s) (AKA; the art of "rad gom koni" islamist style).....By: as above

4) What did I, at age of 62, do for him, to keep him  away from pretty Jewish girls........By: sheikh_al-fake-zardoshti_ex-savaki_al-fake-Tudehi

5) Why I go crazy over Ahmadinezhad, the symbol of Aryan manhood:.........By: as above. 

6) I have a secret crush over Fred..........Co written by all above.

7) Fred, why do you ignore us.........As above.

8) I have a secret crush over Mossadegh........by: sheikh al-anglo-saxon

9)  SAVAK and SAVAMA. A Love story.........By: as above

10) If I dont get mentioned, I'll cry........By:agent_superman_al_attention_seeker

 

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Anonymous Observer

This one takes the Aryo-Islamist cake

by Anonymous Observer on

Look at this moron, carrying the Palestinian flag with the giant Farovahar chain hanging on his chest:

//farsnews.com/plarg.php?nn=238432&st=516383


IranFirst

Zereshk

by IranFirst on

Thanks Roozbeh :-)

 

For our non-farsi speakers here is how wiki describes the use of the expression Zereshk (not the fruit) in a sentence

"In colloquial Persian, zereshk is used as a term for showing dissent or disagreement, similar to the usage of "blowing a raspberry" in English."

//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berberis


Roozbeh_Gilani

Rea and Raul: Zereshk....

by Roozbeh_Gilani on

Is extremely versetile both from linguistic and culinary points of view! In Farsi if you respond  to an statement by someone by saying "zereshk", it is like saying "BS" in English.

Plus in farsi we (the lumpen classes!!) have a saying, translated into English:

"Zereshk has a seed- It's juice is tasty"

Now we use the same word for "seed" and "nucleus".

It must be now as clear as mud for you guys! But never mind, the ones I wrote this blog for, I am sure have read it, and thoroughly "enjoyed" it in silence :)

 

"Personal business must yield to collective interest."


Rea

Thx, Raoul

by Rea on

Looked it up, even found pictures of Zereshk polo, looks delicious. But where is the connection with IRI only RG knows.


Raoul1955

Zereshk

by Raoul1955 on

Is the fruit of the red barberry bush.  I believe that it is used is some Persian dishes!


Rea

;o) ;o)

by Rea on

Hilarious.

PS. what does "Zereshk" mean? Came across that word in another blog.


Raoul1955

LOL

by Raoul1955 on

Roozbeh: Even though I can't read some of the words, your post is still very funny.  Thank you for the post.


Roozbeh_Gilani

My apologies in advance ...

by Roozbeh_Gilani on

For missing the names of any active publisher's contributing to the islamist republic of Zereshk's works of litrature! 

Feel free to come forward and introduce yourself!

"Personal business must yield to collective interest."