Joke of the day


A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After 
the checkup, the doctor took the wife aside and said,
"if you don't 
do the following, your husband will surely die."

1. "Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast and send him
off to 
work in a good mood."

2."At lunch time make him a warm, nutritious meal and put
him 
in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work.


3."For dinner, fix an especially nice meal and don't burden 
him 
with household chores."

4."Satisfy his every whim."


On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor
had 
said, she replied " you're going to die."

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Dostenatavan

Doost e Natavan گفته بودم چون بیایی غمه دلم با تو بگویم چه بگویم که غم از دلم برود چون تو بیایی

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!as a whimp I am completely amused

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G.Rahmanian

G. Rahmanian

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SK,
There's an Iranian version of the joke about two guys who go hiking together and one gets bitten by a snake.
Sorry, I'd rather not tell it here.

faramarz

Faramarz

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The husband is Ron Paul and that's why he is retiring!

And the wife is one of Bibi's soldiers!

choghok

choghok Your enemie's enemy is necessarily not a friend.

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Sounds like what mullahs in TV shows in Iran saying all the time.