A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After the checkup, the doctor took the wife aside and said,
"if you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."
1. "Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast and send him
off to work in a good mood."
2."At lunch time make him a warm, nutritious meal and put
him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work.
3."For dinner, fix an especially nice meal and don't burden
him with household chores."
4."Satisfy his every whim."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor
had said, she replied " you're going to die."

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Doost e Natavan – گفته بودم چون بیایی غمه دلم با تو بگویم چه بگویم که غم از دلم برود چون تو بیایی
Report!as a whimp I am completely amused
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G. Rahmanian
ReportSK,
There's an Iranian version of the joke about two guys who go hiking together and one gets bitten by a snake.
Sorry, I'd rather not tell it here.
Faramarz
ReportThe husband is Ron Paul and that's why he is retiring!
And the wife is one of Bibi's soldiers!
choghok – Your enemie's enemy is necessarily not a friend.
ReportSounds like what mullahs in TV shows in Iran saying all the time.
Sayyad Sha'er – visit: www.sayyadshaer.com
ReportHar har har, as a man, I am deeply offended.
Dr.Azadeh.Azad – http://legacy.iranian.com/main/member/azadeh-azad
ReportLOL! Very funny.
yolanda
ReportWow! Sexist doctor and feminist wife! :O))