I took a girl out on a date to a Persian restaurant, and she didn't know what to pick. She went with kubideh kabob and said it sounded tasty. I raved about how tasty it actually was. The waitress brought it out and my date just stared at it, looking at me in bewilderment. She played with the grilled tomato using her fork but couldn't take her eyes off the kabob.
I asked "What's wrong?"
She said, "It looks like poop".
I thought to myself "Well it's good you didn't order fesenjoon!"
How does one react to such a statement? What's appropriate to say?