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What is TOOP?

Balatarin

Brothers and Sisters

 

Can you please tell me what is the use of this TOOP? Is it abbreviation of soemthing or does it mean Toop as in cannon or is it Toop as in toop football? What can I do with it?

 

Shokran

 

Salman

Balatarin

salman farsi @salmanfarsi

  For an Islamic democracy

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jockshe

Jockshe American born Iranian (ABI) female and state champion in free style wrestling. Second year law student at the University of Chicago. You can bet your bottom $, I can feetileh-peach you like hulu!

This is what Reza Shah did NOT use enough in his dealings with the mullahs!

khalehmosheh

khaleh mosheh

Sister Jockshe- Unfortunately I can not condone you sentiments as indeed our Olama are great assets to our society.

May I also suggest that you consider posting a more modest picture of yourself if I may be so bold? This is because that for sisters such as myself, all those muscles and the finely tuned physique are a source of much envy (a sentiment much derided in the Holy Koran) and I can just imagine what unholy thoughts will enter the mind of our holy brothers resident in IDC. I can just imagine our Brother Salman, will need to as a religious duty, to bathe each time he visits his own blog to check for comments.

salmanfarsi

salman farsi   For an Islamic democracy

Sister Khaleh Mosheh
Thank you sister for reply to sister Jockshe and also for yur advice on doing the relgious duty of ghosl (Islamic bathing) that is required everytime a muslem man takes a glace at a woman to who she is not mahram.

khalehmosheh

khaleh mosheh

Brother- May I firstly wish that Allah Almighty himself truly TOOP you in the end of days, the day of Judgement- Enshallah you will negotiate the Sarat Bridge and will find your path to the garden of paradise paved with flowers and scantly clad Houris, scented with erotic musk, who will have prostrated themselves by your feet.

From my extensive research I have come to the conclusion that the common comprehension of meaning TOOP as cannon related as you have by the grace of Allah demonstrated in you blog may be misguided. I believe TOOP refers to its Persian homonym, Toop or football. My investigation has provided this as the true meaning of TOOP because this will be attractive to the modern, vibrant, young (and dare say atheist and the follower of the current manifestation of Shaytan on Earth- Yes Richard Dawkin and his previous incarnation Charles Darwin), and sporty patrons the forum is built for, my brother. I believe this meaning of TOOP will shortly prevail and become canonical.

Although it is only Allah that is truly aware of the mysteries of life and I pray the Almighty Allah will excuse my temerity to try and scratch the surface of the mysteries of his creations. Allah is truly the Greatest.

salmanfarsi

salman farsi   For an Islamic democracy

Brothers demo and sister Khaleh Mosheh
Please do not get into a quarrel over this subject. It makes me sad to see my bothers and sister arguing with each other over TOOP.

Demo

Demo

If Your Master, Yes Richard Dawkin and his previous incarnation Yes the Chimp Charles Darwin could ever explain how the two boney TOOPs forming their ugly buttocks came into being, then your meaning of TOOP will prevail and become canonical! And let's be assured that such will never happen!

khalehmosheh

khaleh mosheh

Brother Demo- Yes I believe the misguided and wretched soul -Richard Dawkin- believes he can indeed explain 'how the two bony TOOPs forming their ugly buttocks came into being'.

The reincarnation of Lucifer says that it is by 'evolution of species through natural selection'. How diabolical can you get?

My brother demo- I despise these evolutionary biologists every little bit as much as you do and pray incessantly each night that Allah Almighty will raise an epoch defining hurricane to wipe out all the libraries in the Wold so that their infernal teaching will be wiped off the face of the Earth. I also beseech the Lord for a selective surgical strike of Google systems (clearly another Satanic instrument) through divine power, so that all their preaching of this blasphemous theory of evolution by natural selection will also be cleared from the digital repository of current human knowledge- the internet.

May Allah have mercy on their souls and only burn them in Hell for a few millennial rather than an eternity.

sayyad.shaer

Sayyad Sha'er visit: www.sayyadshaer.com

Don't forget the blasphemous concepts of chemistry and physics, all a heresy unless it is used to make missiles.

divaneh

divaneh

What can you do with it? You can go inside it and fire yourself to heaven.

salmanfarsi

salman farsi   For an Islamic democracy

Brother Divaneh
Whether I end up in heaven or in hell brother is up to Allah Ta'ala. If I know I would go to heaven I would go inside it this minute.

May Allah help you brother.

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salmanfarsi

salman farsi   For an Islamic democracy

Brother Javad

Although you have chosen to ridicule the holy faith I think there is still a chance to redeem yourself. So I shall continue to call you a brother and ask the great Redeemer to forgive you.

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sayyad.shaer

Sayyad Sha'er visit: www.sayyadshaer.com

Then they must get al-hokm ol-edam!

SoosanKhanoom

akaDarya With life as short as a half-taken breath, don't plant anything but love. - Rumi

I am not sure either !!

:)

salmanfarsi

salman farsi   For an Islamic democracy

Thanks Sister. At least you are honest.

Shokran Jazila

salmanfarsi

salman farsi   For an Islamic democracy

Brothers and Sister

Allah is my witness I have no idea what this TOOP is. Believe me I don't know. Please will some brother or sister help me before I TOOP someone without knowing what it means.

faramarz

Faramarz

خیلی توپه یعنی خیلی باحال ومحشر وعالیه

salmanfarsi

salman farsi   For an Islamic democracy

Thank you Brother Farmarz. Of course as you know "mahshar" is the day that Allah Ta'ala will judge us and I hope on that day I can witness to your sincerity and brotherly guidance.

faramarz

Faramarz

Thank you brother,
I'll try to make it to my judgement day and thank you personally!

Demo

Demo

توپ زدن با خالی زدن یکی است که احمدی نژاد بعنوان نمونه در آن درجه دکترا دارد. اما در این سایت توپ نشان دهنده هیجان و یا بی تفاوتی خواننده است نسبت به محتویات بلاگ. یعنی یا خواننده از شدت هیچان چون توپ به هوا میپرد و یا برباد رفته و برای توپ بازی به بلاگی دیگر حرکت میکند

salmanfarsi

salman farsi   For an Islamic democracy

Thank you brother Demo for your guidance. It was very helopful

IranFirst

IranFirst

كانن
كنت اطلاق الرصاص عليه، وعندما كنت سعيدا وتبادل لاطلاق النار ضد الأعداء

salmanfarsi

salman farsi   For an Islamic democracy

شكرا لك أخي. التوجيه الخاص بك مفيد جداً