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Iran's Space Monkey!

Balatarin

Iran's space monkey was strapped to a cardboard box by belts and shot to the sky without a oxygen mask and in a regular container. This is not science. This is animal abuse.

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amirparvizforsecularmonarchy

amirparvizforsecularmonarchy I Love Waterfalls and Find One of the most humorous things in the world; is the notion that Americans are a greater force for good & more civilized than Nazi's, Mullahs and Communists.

What else do you need to see to hate IRI, so many Hezbollahi Gav in Iran and you use a beautiful and precious monkey.

EsfandoAtash

Esfand o Atash

This poor monkey!
Was he caught stealing or looking at a woman??
Or was he caught writing a blog?

IRANLOVESISRAEL

IRANLOVESISRAEL Shlomo would love to entertain you and your significant other at his Kabab-Hammoom parlor in your next trip to Tel Aviv.

What's this monkey's name? Hassan or Hossain?

Demo

Demo

Neither Hassan nor Hossain. His name is javad_tavakoli, aka BULLSHIT_LOVER! It is the ugliest monkey ever seen!

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jockshe

Jockshe American born Iranian (ABI) female and state champion in free style wrestling. Second year law student at the University of Chicago. You can bet your bottom $, I can feetileh-peach you like hulu!

Hope I am not repeating anybody here but can this monkey identify the place of friend and foe after traveling to space and back to earth?

Persa

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A few things are quite obvious to occur as the result of this trip:
• The monkey is quite pissed off, for not being able to scratch for 12 hours
• All the scientists behind this project are now on Mossad’s hit list
• The specie of the langur moneky is determined to be Semnopitheuc mullah, indigenous to the Iranian plateau
• It traveled 120km which is precisely 10 miles for each of the twelve Imams! Scientifically a significant number because it exists: 120/10=12 (disambiguation is needed)
• The spacecraft was loaded with scientific equipment but mostly fresh bananas
• After the first 50 km the monkey became completely incoherent and could no longer respond to commands and failed to show the place for friends and enemies (jaayeh doosto va doshman).
• Mission was a success because the spacecraft did not fall on Tehran’s high rises and no one was hurt

SoosanKhanoom

akaDarya With life as short as a half-taken breath, don't plant anything but love. - Rumi

LOL ... loved that

but the second point may well be true ... I actually think that is going to be the case .. sadly !

Persa

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faramarz

Faramarz

The purpose of this exercise was to acquire and test ballistic missile capability similar to what N. Korea did recently and the Regime folks were there to learn from them.

By putting a poor little monkey in the payload, the Regime can claim that it is working on a space program, similar to the smoke and mirror business of enrichment.

The end result of all the Regime's activities will be an Iran that looks very much like N. Korea with a "Dear Leader", a bunch of old military people in control, a poor and starving population, completely isolated with an occasional missile or nuclear threat for the free world and completely surrounded by missile shields and western superior fire power.

Welcome to Emam Khomeini's international airport at Pyongyang!

P.Galenous

P_J. An Iranian!

Addendum!

And if tomorrow Iranian scientists were to find a cure for cancer this same controlled biased media not only would not appreciate but would come out with some other disparaging comments or remarks.
So, regarding Western Media’s biased judgment we should be wise enough to read between the lines and take them with a grain of salt.

SoosanKhanoom

akaDarya With life as short as a half-taken breath, don't plant anything but love. - Rumi

P.J,

They actually aim at stopping Iran from moving forward in science. Due to sanctions most credible scientific journals in the west are not allowed to receive any material from Iranian scientists for publication. Once it is not published and officially credited then the materials can be hijacked from the Iranian scientists and get published later under their own experimental data and discovery.

Yes there is more to this sanction than just the non existing nuke threat ! The sanction is serving many purpose and is effecting certain things deliberately.

For example, According to the western media Iran is becoming a pioneer in the stem cell research but then nothing can get published or be shared and presented to the world's scientific community....

P.Galenous

P_J. An Iranian!

Their ulterior motive is to mask their hidden agenda(s), and that is stopping Iran, a 3rd world country, from EVER becoming self-sufficient and competitive in the world of industry as you mentioned and to stop her from joining the 2nd world.
British have done that for 200+ years and US is following those failed footsteps and policies today, in pursuit of New Colonialism, which means elimination of future competitors in the world of industry, medicine and others and to make them, the 3rd world, to KOWTOW or BOW and be thankfully dependent on the West and ready to be robbed by them.

They talk about freedom and democracy, yet they were responsible for installation and support of some of the most repressive regimes and worst the dictatorships in the world, i.e. M. R. Pahlavi in Iran, Marcos in Philippines, Batista in Cuba, Somoza in Nicaragua and list extends to Chile, Argentina, Saudi Arabia …etc.etc.etc..

They can do ALL that because of the lack of objectivity, and in the absence of integrity in the Western media! Free press’s Integrity should be without reproach that means telling the unbiased truth, regardless of consequences or repercussions; unfortunately, American media seems to have forgotten that and been compromised; she has become a mouthpiece or agent of not only government but the Military Industrial Complex and others ignoring their greater obligation, the execution of their important role which is informing PUBLIC of real TRUTH!

P.Galenous

P_J. An Iranian!

Faramarz,
Don’t be fooled by one- sided, anti-Iranian CRAP of Western media. No matter what Iran does, or how great their accomplishment(s), there would be some kind of nonsensical condemnation and criticism. One should make a distinction between the backward vicious regime of mullah’s and the achievement(s) of Iranian engineers and scientists. For years they, West, claimed that it was North Korean technology and the know how that provided and was responsible in assisting Iran’s missile technology, until Iran beat North Korea in sending satellite into earth orbit, something that the North Korean’s had tried and failed 10 times.

So let’s differentiate and applaud these great men and women and recognize and celebrate their accomplishments.

The dark vicious Mullah regime could not last forever and Iran entering 21st century and having to compete with the rest of the industrial world, needs these brains and …. Badly!

IranFirst

IranFirst

Argentina sent a monkey to space 43 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkeys_in_space
and Bangladesh is building it own satellite; what is the BIG deal with IRI savages claims of "advance" science? It is only a propaganda for idiot baseejis to feel good. Iran should have been at the level on SOUTH Korea by now, (not North), if the Muslim Terrorists had not been in power for the past 30+ years

P.Galenous

P_J. An Iranian!

Individual responsible for the ascendance of the terrorist Mullah to power was non-other than the Shahollahis/hezbollah idle M R Pahlavi, the traitor!
Bangladeshis can’t even feed themselves, having a GNP/GDP just above Afghanistan, let alone getting into the space exploration; that is laughable.
Indiscriminant attack on honorable hardworking citizens of Iranian is STUPID and it is a sign of, or stems from feeling of inadequacy and inferiority and lack of self-respect.
You cannot shoot up a place in the hope that some of them may be your enemy, by mass executing everyone else!
And last; one wonders as to why M. R. Pahlavi, the traitor, did not accomplish anything! May be it was because his masters did not indulge him respect or independence; one wonders!
Iran could not even make a half descent AFTABEH, as I remember. Today we have first class structural design engineers that tackle complex problems; i.e. Missiles, heavy industry and propulsion engineers that design rocket and jet engine; they have my admiration, blessing and respect!

IranFirst

IranFirst

Bangladesh's Own Satellite to be launched
http://www.muthofon.com/news_details/bangladesh-to-launch-first-satellite-in-to-space-116.php

Attack is on IRI as a terrorist Muslim state , that rather than thinking about its own people , spreads misery and backwardness in Iran and around the world, by spending oil money that they did not create. There is nothing wrong with Iranian engineers who can do much MORE with out the terrorist state. why keep bring up Shah?! he died 30+ years ago, what has IRI accomplished? and look at other countries like South Korea and Turkey (with no oil) and see where they are and where IRI is. Copying third hand technologies from North Korean (after they copied it from Chinese) and creating 1950's grade weapons and rockets is not a big achievement, again we can do much much more with a free Iran and if IRI was not in state of self-created war with the rest of the civilized world, there is NO need to create these technologies from scrach (you can build things much faster by cooperating with others and building on other coubry's experiences much faster. Respect from who, Baseejis?

faramarz

Faramarz

After applauding this great scientific achievement, can we start on the next big project like putting some chicken and bread on people's tables!

Persa

Persa http://iranian.com/main/member/jeesh-daram.html

نوشابه هم میل دارین؟ :) سبزی خوردن چطور

SoosanKhanoom

akaDarya With life as short as a half-taken breath, don't plant anything but love. - Rumi

You just repeat what the media is feeding you ! OK ...Ok .. I have Fox channel too ! Whatever is Iran doing it has some nuke thingy attached to it ! Is that a news ?


Now, iran may be heaidng toward using a cuban or Noth Korean template by force but not by default due to the sanctions. IRI is actually quite capitalistic...When I visited Iran , last year , to my surprise I saw more porches and Lamborghini running on the streets of Tehran that running on the streets of Hollywood ! Of course the only cr. which was missing was Corvette ! Perhaps that is why U.S is imposing sanctions that is also effecting the European car companies in Iran.

faramarz

Faramarz

Soosan Khanoom,

The number of Lamborghinis per Capita is a good way of measuring economic progress in the developing world!

Isn't that what was happening under the late Shah too?

OK, back then it was Benz and BMW per capita!

MRX2412

MRX2412

Except she made her own choice and she paid out of her own pocket.

MehrdadA

Mehrdad A

The very exact things Islamic mysogenists don't like about women: their own choice and money...

MehrdadA

Mehrdad A

And you have to remind us of your misogynistic attitude every time an Iranian woman achieves ANYTHING? Because you wouldn't have blabbered had that person been a space cowboy instead of a lady...