پفیوزان جنگ طلب: تسلیت ... تسلیت!

 

آگهی تسلیت به پفیوزان جنگ طلب: از احمدی نجاست تا ناتنی یابو

 

أنت من الشيطان، وسوف نعود إليه أيضا.

 

بدینوسیله، در نهایت تالم و تأسف، شهادت جوان ناکام "ابلیس جنگی" را به همه بازماندگان حقیرش، تبریک و تسلیت عرض نموده؛ از درگاه شیطان رجیم، برای همه جنگ طلبان دماغ سوخته و در بدر، آرزوی صبر جلیل و دبر کبیر دارم.

 

به که می‌توان گفت و به کجا می‌توان گریست؟ آن پفیوز جوان "ابلیس جنگی"، تا همین ۶ ماه پیش سوار بر خر مراد بود و میرفت تا کرسی "کاخ سفید" را هم به مثال رهبری ایران و اسرائیل، در ید با کفایت خود گیرد.

 

حالا این نکبت مسلمان زاده کاکا سیاه، کاخ سفید را به لوث وجود خود آلوده، وزیر جنگ ضدّ صهیونیست بر سر کار آورده، و وزیر خارجه‌اش با ایرانی‌‌های اصلاح طلب بستنی و پالوده و آب طالبی می‌خورد!

 

در ایران عزیز هم، کوس رسوائی احمدی و سپاهش را می‌‌نوازند ... اقتصاد جنگی به روغن سوزی دچار است ... و شب عیدی کشاورزان پلید به جان ملایان شریف افتاده اند.

 

تفّو بر تو ای چرخ گردون تفّو ... نمودی این شهید را خشک و بی‌ تف ... تفّو!

 

امروز و فردا و پس فردا، جهت همه نازنینان و پفیوزان داغدار؛ سر ٔپل تجریش از ساعت ۷ شب به بعد، آب زرشک فرد علا و شیر دنبلان موجود است.

 

گریه کنین جنگ طلبا ... ثوابه!

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I've been writing Persian Short Stories since 2008. Some are sweet and some bitter; all are fictional, yet honest reflections on the ever changing Iranian lives. My archived stories are at: http://iranian.com/main/member/shazde-asdola-mirza.html

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MehrdadA

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همه یک طرف اون کلمه کاکا سیاه یک طرف. با هیچ ادعا ی طنز هم نمیشه توجیه اش کرد. انگار کسی به یک خوزستانی یا زابلی بگه کاکا سیاه. فرقش چیه؟

Khar

Khar

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Asad jan by the way I was your post's 13 TOOP, I hope its not a bad luck buddy :-)

Khar

Khar

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Who Da Man?.... Asad is Da Man!.....my first comment on the Neo-IC ;-)

oops I accidentally deleted myself.

P.Galenous

P_J. An Iranian!

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Dear Khar,

The correct word for the neocons is the "Neo-Cons", as some one wrote, meaning "con-artists" or "conman"; befitting isn't it?!

SoosanKhanoom

akaDarya With life as short as a half-taken breath, don't plant anything but love. - Rumi

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Yes " Neo - IC " ... if anyone makes any statment against the neo conservitives / AIPAC agenda then he or she is a target!
Fans of AIPAC’s appallingly inhuman request of bombing the hell out of the un chosen Iranians can always be distinguished by their use of insulting language and racial epithets and they are the first to invoke the tired-old and totally inaccurate cry of anti-Semitism on this site !

indeed , NEO _IC !

i hope that was not a typo that you made but actually some truth that you typed !

ShazdeAsdolaMirza

Shazde Asdola Mirza I've been writing Persian Short Stories since 2008. Some are sweet and some bitter; all are fictional, yet honest reflections on the ever changing Iranian lives. My archived stories are at: http://iranian.com/main/member/shazde-asdola-mirza.html

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Shlomo jan,

I tried to comply with your kind recommendation and "visit" the sunny Tel Aviv, where one can enjoy some relaxation and even witness funny sights (like the one in picture).

As you very well know, I have unlimited love-and-respect for the good Mullahs of Iran, especially when they perform their allah-given duties inside a Boshkeh.

However, as far as the politics go, I subscribe to the Churchillian school, as demonstrated in the following famous example:

In Tehran, Churchill had dinner with Roosevelt and Stalin inside the Russian embassy. The ambassador's huge dog was sitting by the table, and expecting some attention. The three leaders were bragging about their political capabilities, and finally decided to have a demonstration with the poor dog.

Their competition was to make the dog eat some hot mustard. Stalin called the dog, and choke held his neck, then shoved some mustard in his mouth.

The dog left and spit the whole thing on the ambassador's shoes!

Next, Roosevelt befriended the dog and gave him some sausages. The dog liked those and came for more, but then Roosevelt smudged some mustard on the food and gave it to the poor canine.

The dog again left and spit the last bit of food and mustard on the ambassador's shoes!

Finally, Churchill went to work and befriended the dog, by rubbing his head and ears. When the dog was all happy and wiggling his tail in the air, the old fox rubbed two fingers of mustard under the dog's tail.

The dog again retreated to the ambassador's table, but this time, sat down to lick the mustard off his own ass!

ShazdeAsdolaMirza

Shazde Asdola Mirza I've been writing Persian Short Stories since 2008. Some are sweet and some bitter; all are fictional, yet honest reflections on the ever changing Iranian lives. My archived stories are at: http://iranian.com/main/member/shazde-asdola-mirza.html

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IRANLOVESISRAEL

IRANLOVESISRAEL Shlomo would love to entertain you and your significant other at his Kabab-Hammoom parlor in your next trip to Tel Aviv.

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Shazdeh Gerami. I hope you are staying warm and happy in this cold and dark Winter! I wish no war upon anyone but these mullahs live on wars. Islam, the bread and butter of the mullahs, is nothing but war and more and more war. To stop war means to stop Islam and the mullahs. Khoda Ghovat and may lord Moses provide you with a pair of big, round, and warm bosoms to lay your face and head in this cold Winter! :-)

tehranEazad666

tehran e azad

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مرگ بر جمهورى كثيف اسلامى و تمامى باجگيران انها

Zendanian

Zendanian An injury to one is an injury to all.

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سرود شادي (آهنگ: بتهون -شاعر :شيللر )

اي انسانها درزندگي باشيد باهم مهربان
کنيدباهم برادري درهرکيش وهرزبان
اي انسانها گردهم آييد نغمه سرآريد دربر هم
بادست يگانگي بيفکنيد ديوغم
بانيروي عزم واراده باشيد آماده بهر فردا
سرود زندگاني را باهم خوانيد يکصدا
Ode To Joy (Vocal) From Symphony No. 9 In D Minor, Op. 125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFX8S9aAgvw

ShazdeAsdolaMirza

Shazde Asdola Mirza I've been writing Persian Short Stories since 2008. Some are sweet and some bitter; all are fictional, yet honest reflections on the ever changing Iranian lives. My archived stories are at: http://iranian.com/main/member/shazde-asdola-mirza.html

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Zendanian jan,
Very nice reminder of the good old days of the romantic Persian translation of Western poetry.
Please accept this one in return:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umRRCkspaQU