Do you ever wonder what would it be like if the Iranian revolution was led by a group of fashion models? Imagine how different things could’ve been.
Instead of sending the revolutionary guards to train Iraqi insurgents to blow things up, we would’ve sent an elite unit of fashion designers to fit insurgents with the latest designer Jeans.
The Mahdi army would’ve been led by Muqtader Al-Parada. And instead of Al-Malaki, the Prime Minister of Iraq would’ve been Giorgio Al-Armani.
Sunnis and Shias would’ve worked out their differences on catwalks instead of sidewalks, and ultimately, suicide bombers would pack their bags and leave since Be Bop belts are in and explosive belts are so out this year.
Wishful thinking … I’m sure.
