The most misunderstood lyrics in the history of rock and roll can be found in Blinded by the Light. For clarification, the song has nothing to do with feminine hygiene. 🙂
Here is a version of misunderstanding that you have probably never heard.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMiV5Ls_LVU
I will give you the operative words of consternation. 🙂
Wrong: Wrapped up like a douche.
Right: Reved up like a deuce.
A deuce was a two barrell carburetor that was popular in vehicles in the 70’s when Bruce Springsteen wrote this song. For the rest of the lyrics, you are on your own. LOL