According to a reliable source the United States of American and Islamic Republic of Iran are planning to meet on Saturday February 14, Valentine’s Day, in a yet undisclosed location, and are going to hug, kiss, and forgive each other simultaneously, IF everything is kosher, I mean halal.
Barack Obama’s administration has been hard at work to communicate their intentions to the Iranians ever since the Presidential election was over in November 2008, however the first public sign of US willingness to talk to Iran came on Saturday February 7th when Vice President Joe Biden send a clear message to Iran in the International Conference on Security in Munich. Although Iranian parliamentary speaker, Ali Larijani, was present at the conference most of the time, he conveniently left the conference room for a bathroom break and did not return to hear Biden in person. Apparently Larijani had chosen a policy of naaz kardan (I don’t know, policy of hard to get). According to another reliable source in Iran, the IRI’s supreme leader, Ali Khamenei, had told Larijani before his departure to Munich that “taa mitoni naaz kon (make it hard to get as much as you can).“ But, upon hearing Biden’s call for talks through a secretly installed hearing device in the bathroom, Larijani was heard by an , whether Iranians like it or not.
Cheer up guys, IF things go according to the secret plan this Saturday soon we’ll be working in Iran as Iranian-Americans.
