A WOMAN’S PRAYER
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I’ll beat him to death.
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A SINGLE WOMAN’S PRAYER
I pray the Lord for me to keep my
Firm breasts and fat-free thighs
Tight skin and ageless eyes
Don’t let those age spots find their way
Upon my skin where they’d love to stay
Please keep me healthy, keep me young
Lord let me find a man that’s well hung
Lord won’t you hear my woman’s prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep sans care
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Now I lay me down to sleep
Please send me no more creep
Please just send one good man
One without a wedding band
One good man who’s sweet as a pie
Who’s brushed his teeth, doesn’t lie
Who dresses neat and doesn’t smell
And is sexy like my dad Denzel
Is super-rich like Michael J
On second thought, that’s OK
Man, should I die before I wake
That would truly take the cake
No sweet matrimony or happy honeymoon
No fancy reception planned for June
No throwing of the wedding bouquet
Please God! Don’t let me go that way
If I die before I meet Mr Right
I won’t go out without a fight
But then again with my luck
He’d probably be some schmuck
The single life is not that bad
I know it’s just a passing fad
I won’t be blue. I won’t frown
As I like my toilet seat down
No more makeup, won’t comb my hair
So, never mind this stuppid prayer
The single life will do just fine
So, wassup, GF? It’s party time!
