A deadly strain of Swine Flu is spreading fast around the world while a similarly deadly battle about what to call this sickness is also raging at the same time. Israeli Health Minister, Yakov Litzman, who belongs to the ultra-religious United Torah Judaism Party, has said, “We will call it Mexican Flu. We won’t call it Swine Flu,…”, while Iran’s Minster of Health has declared that the Zionist occupiers of Quds are behind the spread of this sickness in an effort to kill off the Palestinians and all the inhabitants, except the Jews, in the lands in between the Nile and Euphrates rivers, so that their Hebrew prophesy comes true, so that they occupy all of those lands. He declared that Iran will refuse to call this sickness either Swine Flu (SF) or Mexican Flu (MF), but they will call it by the name of those who created it in the first place, the Quds Occupying Zionist Flu (QOZF).
Yesterday, the International Communists for Unification of Proletariats de la Internacional Masses Party (ICUPIMP) issued a manifesto containing dialectic analysis of how this sickness began spreading around the world. The manifest contains difficult communistic language, which is not readily understood by Mexican peasants, so it was given to a communist in the USA, who drives a Mercedes Bens, to analyze and rewrite it in a simple language so simple laborers could understand it. The following is what it says in plain language; the imperialist pigs have devised this sickness to kill off proletariats because there is a global labor crisis brewing in the near future, which as the result millions of workers will be out of jobs, and will be rioting in the streets soon. So, the capitalist pigs have devised this sickness to kill off the workers before things get out of hand. The ICUPIMP has declared that they refuse to call this sickness SF, MF, or QOZF, but they will call it the Capitalist Pig Flu.
Mr. Litzman, upon reading this declaration by ICUPIPM, immediately made his own declaration that a pig by any name is a pig whether it’s a Capitalist pig or a Mexican swine, and continued to say that they will continue to call it Mexican Flu. At the same time Iran’s Minister of Health declared that, although we loathe all communists everywhere, in this case we make an exception, we agree that global capitalism, the United States of America, and the Zionist occupiers of Quds, have a hand in creating this sickness. He continued to say that they would be willing to make an iota of compromise in this case and call it shaytaon’e bozorg unflonza in Farsi, and the Big Devil Flu in English. The life-long President of Venezuela, Hugo Chavez, said that he prefers the name ‘the Devil’ Flu, after the nickname he gave to Gorge W. Bush, since he believes this sickness was originally developed under Bush’s presidency.
In the interim, the mainly Catholic Mexicans have aligned themselves with the Godless communists and Mullahs in Iran against the Zionists in Israel, and they are unofficially declaring that any attempt to call this sickness a Mexican Flu amounts to a declaration of war against Mexican territories, and they will do anything in their power to stop the flow of cheap Mexican labor to North America if this name calling does not immediately stops. At the same time the right-wing conservative radio talk show hosts in the USA were ecstatic that there might be a stoppage of flow of illegal Mexicans to the USA, and began to call the sickness Mexican Flu in all their broadcasts.
Meanwhile I got an anonymous email telling me someone had emailed this person that I was a homosexual. I assure you, I’m not a homosexual, not that there is anything wrong with it, and I hope this person gets this whatever you wanna call it flu and dies of it.
