The Case for Assassination

Would you have assassinated Adolf Hitler in 1938, if you could? There was a movie made on that subject, which I am sure D.K. can find in a jiffy! Could you have the heart to blow up his plane on-route from Africa, before he could start WWII and kill 60 million people? Our home-made Hitler is currently visiting Zimbabwe, but do you know why?

Zim is a country at the edge of famine … Iran imports half its foodstuff. Zim doesn’t have a viable petroleum industry … Iran imports half its gasoline. Zim currency isn’t worth the paper it is printed on … Iran is on route to the same fate. So why the hell is Ahmadi visiting Zim? … U know!

Ah, Uranium, that mysterious heavy element which can be turned into the most powerful of bombs … the magic lamp of terrorists … the life saver for mullahs. Zim is full of that delicious yellow cake, and Ahmadi is just salivating to have a bite.

Now imagine that you are Barak Hussein Obama, playing hoops with a couple of your administration buddies in the White House backyard, when a top secret page arrives and dismounts from his horse, kisses the ground and hands you a rolled up parchment with the latest news on IRI … titled “I love U – U loves me”.

Would you have picked up the red phone and called the air force chief saying, “god damn it, get on one of them jet fighters, track that turban loving terrorist, and put two into his fucking airplane”? Would you? Should you? Could you?

I am not sure if I would’ve, could’ve, should’ve … but it sure sounds tempting! What would Jesus do? I know whom Mohammad would do, but that’s illegal here!

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