Back of the queue
South Korea announced it would impose sanctions on Iran, causing Sarah Palin to twitter:”What! Those Commies are on our side now?”
Bonfire of the Deities
Reverend Terry Jones refused to cancel his Quran burning despite repeated admonishments by international public figures, until eventually President Obama had to step in, threatening him to count to three before sending him to the naughty spot.
Just in time for Rosh Hashanah
Former Cuban leader Fidel Castro chided Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad for his anti-Semitism and told him, among other things, that he should stop denying the Holocaust. To which a contrite Ahmadinejad sighed:”Oh ooooooooooooookay, fine. But can I still make Jew jokes?”
Next time, go to Club Med
Iran indicated it would release one of the three detained American hikers suspected of being spies even though it has proof against them. This is in keeping with Iran’s longstanding tradition to detain individuals only if it has no proof against them.
I’d rather go naked
Lady Gaga graced this month’s Vogue Japan wearing nothing but pieces of raw meat. In retaliation, Ingrid Newkirk will pose for next month’s PETA newsletter wearing nothing but pieces of Lady Gaga.
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