BasijiLeaks embarrasses IRI

A 22 year old Basij has been arrested in Iran after releasing sensitive IRI electronic documents to Kayhan newspaper. The 251287 documents ranging in subject from the Bushehr nuclear facility to the Supreme Leader’s cheating at hokm have tarnished IRI’s wholesome image in the eyes of the International community. The whistleblower, Ali Ali-makkeh, who has received the coveted Kayhan Free Speech Award, is being held at Evin prison.

Top 10 awkward revelations are as follows:

10. Iran’s advanced jet fighters, missiles and submarines have been purchased from Israel.

9. The Russians have filled the Bushehr nuclear reactor with enriched flour. 

8. Bushehr nuclear engineers don’t have clearance to enter the plant. They yell instructions to a basij over the wall.

7. IRGC top brass refer to Faati Headquarters as haramsaraa.

6. Supreme Leader Khamaeni recently had to issue a secret fatwa to Majles members against wife swapping.

5. The Stuxnet virus was an excuse invented by nuclear chief Ali Akbar Salehi because he doesn’t know how to enrich uranium .

4. President Obama accepted the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize only after he found out Rafsanjani was the runner up.

3. 2009 Iran presidential candidate can’t go to sleep without his Khomeini teddy bear.

2. Ahmadinejad’s presidential campaign team considered inviting Tina Fey to Iran to do Zahra Rahnavard impersonations.

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