To nip any manifestation of love and humanity in the bud, the great minds running IRR, the Islamist Rapist Republic, have decided to ban Valentine’s Day merchandising, or else.
“In the run-up to Valentine’s Day on February 14 the printing works owners’ union issued a directive banning the printing and distribution of any goods promoting this day.
Printing and producing any goods related to this day including posters, boxes and cards emblazoned with hearts or half-hearts, red roses and any activities promoting this day are banned,” the union said in the directive. Outlets that violate this will be legally dealt with,”
News flash for all the Islamist Rapists, the more you ban anything having to do with fun and happiness, the more Iranian people will resist. Just remember what you all tried with Iranian New Year, Last Wednesday’s Festival of fire, the 13th day of the New Year outing and …
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