Thanks to friends in US Army who helped putting this list together
TOP TEN REASON WE SHOULD INVADE IRAN
10. We can’t let Israel have all the fun.
9. Tired of our fine young men and women dying in boring countries like Iraq and Afghanistan.
9. We should stop by as long as we are in the neighborhood
8. Ahmadinejad just pisses me off with his cheap suits and half a beard. Either grow a real beard and dress like the Mullah you are, or get some Armani for Allah’s sake.
7. They keep telling us we invaded Iraq for the oil and yet we are paying more at the pump. Obviously we need more oil.
6. Tired of paying four bucks a pound for pistachios at the commissary.
5. Tired of buying fake Chinese or Indians the Persian wanna be Rugs
4. To stop the Iranian oppositions inside from vacationing in Shomal and having them back on the streets, their blood is needed
3. To Make Iranian oppositions outside happy and have them continue with their vacationing in Cancun
2. To upgrade Maryam Rajavi from a terrorist whore to a Persian Princess
1. To show the world that everybody loves ELS and the rest of the bomb bomb gang of IC
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