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My name is Elizabeth

I saw your e-mail address in forwarded page so i decided to extend my felicitations to you. Presently i can not really specify what prompted my drive to write but i did have the mind that you could be a nice person. I have the interest to meet people from out side my continent and felicitate. It is my believe that there are nice people out there who can appreciate the values of friendship. Personal I might not be very beautiful physically like most ladies in your country but I think I have the beauty of the mind, which is more valuable to me.

Please write me if you can. I am single and focus. I wouldn’t say i am good but will leave that to you to find out with time. As allowing others to access you is a humble act…

Hope to receive a message from you. It will be very much appreciated getting to know you much better and share our experience and good wills about our respective continents.

contact me through this email(elizabeth.awad@yahoo.com) so that i can tell you some more about my self and also send you some of my pictures, Here is the Email address; (elizabeth.awad@yahoo.com) , I hope we can move from here, Hope to read from you on my email box soonest, Yours elizabeth kiss’s

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Greeting Elizabeth and may you have a blessed day. I am Reverend Gooze Biseda from the Shamboolian branch of the Temple of Grand Doodools and it was with great pleasure that I received your email. In this world of confusion and uncertainties I am assuming your quest for inner peace and tranquility lead you to our congregation and of course we wish to welcome you with open arms. We are very happy to hear that you ignore the shallow values of today’s societies and put your mind above this materialistic world. I will be happy to share more information with you regarding our highly valued faith and membership to our congregation. Our congregation may currently be small, however, we are a very tight knit group and are always looking to expand locally or globally. Please do not hesitate to contact us for any questions you may have. Our Temple grants honorary religious titles upon request and titles of position and authority are available for the independent new temples and ministries. Let us know how we can assist you and may the Lord be with you at all times.

Reverend Gooze Biseda

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Dear one

I am more than happy in your mail .you cant imagine how happy i am .How are you today? l hope fine.Mine is not too good due to my suffering condition here in Dakar Senegal. let me introduce myself .My name is Miss Elizabeth Awad. I am (24) years old, single and never married, 5ft 8 inches Tall, 55kg weight, black hair and brown eyes,l am from Dafur Sudan in central Africa and presently l am residing in a church Orphanage home here in Dakar as a result of the civil war that was fought in my country some years ago.I lost my both Parents during this deadly Political War.That Damaged Thousands of innocent Souls in Dafur Sudan.My family was among the first target of the rebels because my Late father a Successful business and also a politician supporting the Present Government when the problems was about to start.Due to this all the members of my family was Murdered in a cold Blood and our family house was set blazed.I was Lucky and escaped death because i was in bordering when this deadly incident took place.

It is only myself who is alive now and l managed to make my way to a nearby country Senegal where l am staying now and never pray or think to step my legs in that bloody country called Sudan.

I would like to know more about you.Your likes and dislikes,your hobbies and what you are doing presently. I will tell you more about myself in my next mail. Attached here is my picture.Hoping to hear

from you soonest.. Yours faithfully

Elizabeth….

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Hello Elizabeth,

Thank you for your kind email. We are pleased to hear that you have become interested in our faith and hope that you will give serious consideration to becoming a member of our congregation. In addition to our weekly prayers, our members enjoy a variety of activities that bring us together as a group and strengthens our faith. We frequently meet at the Temple for appetizers, break into small groups to attend a “salad course” house, then travel to new houses for the dinner and dessert. This is a wonderful way to meet new friends, and enjoy the company of current church members. We also our members an authentic objective platform to “share” their feelings, experiences and approaches to life that have and have not met their intended desires.

As a group we were all very saddened to hear about the hardships you have endured in your home country. You will be in our thoughts and prayers. Would you like us to send you some information about our faith and methods to purify your soul? Prayer is the best healer.

Let us know if we can be of any assistance to you and remain safe in the arms of the Lord.

Reverend Gooze Biseda

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How are you today?

I appreciate your mail.My Dear As I told You.

on my last mail that i lost my family in the war that broke out in my

country ,My late father Dr. Awad was a contractor and international business man. I resident in the church hostel in Dakar Senegal, as a result of the civil war that fought in my country .

I did not have any other person that could be able to help me out,The only person i have now is.

Rev Father Mark Andrew In (Saint Luc, église catholique)

His office telephone ( +221-774-851-766 ).

Here in the Orphanage home where i am leaving now in women’s hostel.You can call me with his office telephone number, he will send for me from hostel to come to his office to receive your call.I have my late father’s deposit certificate and death certificate because when

he was alive he deposited some amount of money in a leading financial institution, which he used my name as the next of kin,the amount in question is $5.4 Million Dollars.

I want to inform you after this transfer in your account, you will help

me to prepare my traveling documents and air ticket to come over to

meet with you but my most problem now is am not getting younger any

more.i wants to get back to school and finished my studies is true that we just meet some days ago before i bering such an issue is due to my condition of live here is not good enough,and i have heard enough about your country i wish to come and settle down there.I need your information’s such as !!!

Your Full Names ……

Age ……..

Address …….

Telephone ……..

i want you to send to me your resent photo and i promise to sent more in my next mail

I humbly waiting for your mail from you,

Kisses and continue dream about me

yours love ….

Elizabeth.

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Good morning Elizabeth,

As always it’s nice to hear from you again and I hope that your day so far has been a blessed one. I was very saddened to hear about your hardships in your previous email, however, as you see, the Lord works in mysterious ways and now you seem to have run into a sizable earthly fortune. We here at the Shamboolian branch of the Temple of Grand Doodools feel honored that you have chosen to include us in receipt of these funds and normally we would be delighted to accept such a contribution, however, we have a slight issue which I think we will be able to resolve without much problem. Due to the bylaws of the Shamboolian branch of the Temple of Grand Doodools we are unable to accept gifts, monetary or otherwise, unless the donor is also a member of our faith and Temple. Of course this is just a small hiccup that can be overcome if you feel it in your heart that you long to become a member of our congregation. Should that be the case I can forward you the necessary items we would require from you to join and once your membership is complete we will gladly assist accept you in your financial transfer.

We are certainly hoping that you join our Temple. Furthermore as we currently do not have any representation in Senegal we hope you can recruit more members and run a chapter of our Temple there. Of course there will be funds made available for you to do so and we also have a recruitment rewards program in place which pays a nominal bonus for each member you recruit, although the greater reward lies with the Lord.

Let us know if you would like to join our Temple so we can start your application process and file. We have high hopes for you and we feel that you would be an excellent addition to the Shamboolian branch of the Temple of Grand Doodools.

Have a blessed day and remain safe in the arms of the Lord.

Reverend Gooze Biseda

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Dear one

i thank you for reaching me. I hope you are keeping fine today. As for me, i am not looking fine over here. Really it sounds some how depositing such a big trust to some body that you have never seen in person but one thing you ought to understand is that any body who is into difficult situation like mine may be looking for help from every angle and when i come in contact with you i was some how felt relaxed saying with you that God has answered my fasting and prayer’s.I was moved.I appreciate your acceptance to assist me to my request as regards to the money and this has made me to get the bank informed in a mail about you, i introduced you to them .I see you as a very nice person whom i can lean upon for trust and support for life; I see you as very responsible, competent and mature enough to assist me to direct my life to a positive direction in life.Please i have not told any one except you about the existence of this money and i will like you to please keep it secret to other people because since it is money i feel all interest will be on it. Remember i trust you that is why i am giving you all this information!. I will like to hear your voice in due cause please, I have informed the bank about my plans to take and transfer this money and the only thing they told me is to look for a very responsible person , who will stand on my behalf as a trustee to this money due to my refugee status and the laws of this country. I have to use this chance to let you know about it,i have decided not to continue staying over here any more, i would like to use this chance get you introduced to the bank as my partner and the person who will be standing on my behalf as regards to this money.In this regards i will like you to contact the bank immediately with their contact information below; please tell them that you are my foreign partner and that you want to know the possibilities of assisting me transfer my ( 5.4 million USA dollars) five million Four hundred thousand USA dollars) deposited by my late father of which i am the next of kin/beneficiary, to your account in your country.Here is the contact, just send an email to the bank in London.Note.This Is the contact information of the bank is as follows: and i would like you to contact them today for this fund and ask them how this fund will transfer into your account as my foreign partner, Let them know that it’s Miss Elizarbeth Awad Instructed to transfer this fund into your account.Below are the bank contact information,s

ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND

Transfer Manager.Sir Philip Hampton

Address: 9, High St, Perth, Perthshire PH1 5JS

Tel : +447-031-986-798

: +447-031-836-283

Fax :448709747757

E-mail:rbstransonline@scotlandmail.com

rbstransonline@o2.pl

Information about the deposit code are as follows.

Name of depositor: Dr.Johnson Awad

Nationality:Sudan Africa

Next of kin : Miss .Elizarbeth Awad

Amount deposited $5 .4 Million USD)

Account Number: RBS/745608902546/QB/91/A

Or you send your full information for reconfirmation so that i will forward it to bank to make the transfer to your given account in your country.

1.FULL NAME.

2.HOME AND OFFICE ADDRESS.

3.TELEPHONE NUMBER .

4.BANK ACCOUNT INFORMATION .

I was well known in the Orphanage Home here with Choir Mistress Because i am a Leader in the Church Choir and the real name my parents called me is MissElizarbeth. The name of the manager for foreign transfers as i was informed is Sir Philip Hampton by the time you contacted them on Fax or email. Please try and contact them now to confirm this and as well on how possible to transfer the ( 5.4million USA dollars ) deposited by my late father of which i am the next of kin to your account in your country. My dear i am glad that God has brought you to see me out from this situation and i promise to be very grateful and will equally need you in every area of my life plus investing this money since i am still too young and inexperienced to comfortably manage my life for now.I have map out 5% for every expenses you will make before this transfer and 15% for all your good effort towards my freedom.As i told you before, this Orphanage Home is just like a prison and my prayers is to move out from here as soon as possible.Please make sure that you contact the bank so that after the transfer you will send some money from my late father money for me to prepare my traveling documents to meet with you in your country.I feel i can make it to join you as soon as you are through with this transfer or you can come down to meet me over here and see how you will assist me to join you.I don’t think i will regret being with you in your country, i feel it’s so better for me to be with you than to be over here, i have made my decision not to continue staying in this country or west africa. i hope you approach this issue as yours, and give an urgent attention, because i am not in good condition and i want to be free in all my life; i so much trust you and i will like you to maintain the trust i have got in you.Honey please keep this transaction secret this is a very huge amount of money.i will not like people to know about this fund because i am afraid to loose my life or the money.I will be waiting to hear from you soonest!.

Yours love

Miss Elizarbeth Awad

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Hello Elizabeth,

We hope you are having a blessed day. I’m sorry to hear about your continued troubles but as I mentioned we are not permitted to conduct such financial transactions and accept such large funds with anyone outside of our congregation and faith. If you are sincere about joining us we can get your membership material in place and once completed we can then focus on your finances. Please let us know if you have had a change of heart regarding your interest in joining the Shamboolian branch of the Temple of Grand Doodools. While disappointing, we will understand and accept your decision. If you are willing to join us I will immediately get started on your application and advise our office to put a rush on it in order to enable us to help you for your urgent financial transaction as well.

Let us know your decision and be safe in the arms of the Lord.

Reverend Gooze Biseda

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Hello Dear,

good morning,how are you i hope fine.

am very happy of your prompt response to my mail i pray that only god will reward you of the good effort shown

towards me,i will continue thinking and ends up dreaming of living with you. well i have heard all you said there will be

no problem of joining since the church is cable of helping me towards my transaction i will join as soon as i arrive over there when the transfer is over.

please since i have introduce you to the bank as my foreign partner how far have you gone with them and when are they going to make the transfer so that i will get my trip and become full member of your church.

hoping to hear that you have conacted the bank hugs and kisses.

Yours Love,

Elizabeth.

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Good morning Elizabeth,

Unfortunately we will not be able to assist you as the bylaws of the Shamboolian branch of the Temple of Grand Doodools strictly forbid such financial transactions, especially when such a large sum of money is involved, unless the other party is also from our faith. I would be more than happy to help you in joining our congregation and can take you through the steps to complete your application but until then unfortunately my hands are tied. I have not and cannot contact your bank until this is accomplished. Let me know if you would like to proceed with your application. I wish you luck in whatever decision you make and may the Lord protect you at all times.

Reverend Gooze Biseda

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Hello Elizabeth,

How are things with you? Have you been able to complete your financial transaction? We here at the Shamboolian branch of the Temple of Grand Doodools are praying for you. Please let us know that you are ok. As mentioned before, we will gladly assist you in the transaction should you officially join our congregation. I can send you the application for it should you decide to do so.

Be safe in the arms of the Lord.

Reverend Gooze Biseda

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Hello Dear,

How are you i hope you are fine.

Am very happy hearing from you and how was the members of Shamboolian branch of the Temple of Grand Doodools i hope they are all fine.

well i have heard all you said and am ready to be a member but as i said i will like to come over there and join the people so as i said in my last mail that i will ask the Rev Fr concerning the cost of my passport and he called his friends from sudan embassy and he said that it will cost me the sum of 250$ so i hope the temble of grand doodools will have the desire to help me so that when i arrive i can join as member so please i will like you to send the money by western union

with the name of the Rev Fr so that he can get me my passport when i arrive i can join and pay back the money as soon the bank transfer the money in your country so here is the information on how to send the money.

Rev Fr .Mark Andrew,

Country .Dakar Senegal.

Address. Saint Louise Church.

once you send the money today try and call me also send to me the information on how you send the money to enable the Rev to pull it out so am waiting regarding a good news hugs and kisses.

Yours Love,

Elizabeth.

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At this point I whipped up an application form with the Shambooli logo and sent it to her.

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Good morning Elizabeth,

It is so nice to hear from you again and here at the Temple of the Grand Doodools have been praying for your well being. We are delighted to hear that you have decided to become a member and thus I am eclosing our application form. Once you have it competed and filled out with the necessary documets we will be able to process your membership within a week and grant you full membership. Upon completion of your application we will gladly assist you in your financial transaction as well.

Let us know if you have any questions about the application and stay safe in the arms of the Lord. We anxiously await your response. To get a head start on your membership please try to recite the following chant 3 times every night before going to bed: “Shamboole man too gooshet, pestoone to too nafam”. It will bring you much positive energy and enrich your spirit.

Reverend Gooze Biseda

 

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Hello Darling,

How are you i hope you are fine.Am very happy of your prompt response getting back to me and i thank you for the effort shown to save my life.

well my dear i did exactly what you told me before going to bed so how is the members of Grand Doodools i hope they are all doing fine.

Dear i will be appreciated if i can travel to your place and stay so that i can join the meeting because i am under the care of the orphanage authority so have you send the money for my passport as i said and what was the update so try and send the money today in your next mail to enable me to become full access as a member when i arrive before Rev Fr will find out so am waiting a good news hugs and kisses.

Yours Love,

Elizabeth.

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Hello Elizabeth,

We here at the Shamboolian Branch of the Temple of the Grand Doodools are excited about you joining our congregation and will be immediately initiating the fund tansfer once your membership application is completed and returned to us. I have already spoken with Friar Eshale Khooni in our accounting department and received approval for the transfer of funds once your full membership in the Shamboolian Branch of the Temple of the Grand Doodools is granted. So don’t delay and have your application retuned as soon as possible so we can finally send you the funds for your passport and get to meet you at last. Please be honest in your answers to the application as honesty is one of the cornerstones of our faith. Did you have any trouble completing the application? If so, let us know and we can assist you.

Have a blessed day and be safe in the arms of the Lord, and don’t forget: Shamboole man too gooshet, pestoone to too nafam. I was pleased to hear that you had recited this chant before going to bed. How did it feel? Did you experience any spiritual elation? As a prospective member of our Temple please try to include this chant in your emails in our correspondence.

Reverend Gooze Biseda

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Hello Dear,

how are you and the Shamboolian Branch of the Temple of the Grand Doodools i hope every member is shining by the arm of the lord.

well i have heard all you said but the problem am having here now is the place am staying in a prison yard known as an orphanage home,perhard it is a christain house and i can not do such thing in the hostel because the girls will find out they ll report me to the Rev Fr so if you really want to help me tell the member that am read to be a member since i need my freedom but if they can help me to bring me there in that place so that i can fill my application and have full access as i said before.

darling have you send me the money for my passport to enable me to come over there in your country and become member also transfer my fathers money into my account when i come over there hoping a good news that you have send me the money hugs and kisses,

Yours Love,

Elizabeth.

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Hello Elizabeth,

I hope you are having a wonderful day. As I explained before I will not be able to assist you in any financial matters until your application is complete. Please return your completed application today and I will ensure they are aware of the urgency of your situation and put a rush on it. As these funds will be coming from our organization, unfortunately I cannot bend the rules for you. As soon as your completed application is received the funds will be forthcoming. It will only take you a few minutes to have the application filled ut so please try to send it to us today. I am reattaching it for you to this email.

Thanks you and be safe in the arms of the Lord. Shamboole man too gooshet, pestoone to too nafam.

Reverend Gooze Biseda

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Good morning Elizabeth,

Have you had a chance to fill out your application? We are anxiously awaiting its receipt so we can welcome you as a new member of the Shamboolian Branch of the Temple of the Grand Doodools. Please let us know its status and have a blessed day.

Reverend Gooze Biseda

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Hello Dear,

Am very gratify of your prompt response helping me and i wish all the members of Shamboolian Branch of the Temple of the Grand Doodools a lovely day. well the computer in the Rev office can not open the application and i dont know what to do at this point so please i wish to ask the members for a favor if they can help me and get me the documents so that i can get my trip this week and become member also make my transaction since i can not follow up on what you are saying so i wish to come over there in your country and become a member so i wish to hear that you have send me

the money hugs and kisses.

Yours Love,

Elizabeth.

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Dear Elizabeth,

Please try opening the application with a different computer. As I said before we will not be able to send you the funds until we receive your completed application and you have become a full member of the Shamboolian Branch of the Temple of the Grand Doodools. I am reattaching the application for you. Please make sure to send this back today as our accounting department is questioning me regarding the legitimicy of the funds that I have asked for. Any further delay may cause them to reconsider the sending of the funds.

Have a blessed day in the arms of the Lord and please do not forget to recite “Shamboole man too gooshet, pestoone to too nafam”.

Reverend Gooze Biseda

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Hello Dear,

how are you i hope you are fine.am happy to read your mail.

well the application which you sent me can not show so you have to write what i will have to fill as a message and send to me so that i can fill it to enable you to take the information and fill it for me hugs and kisses,

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Hello Elizabeth,

I spoke with our administrative office. Unfortunately I will not be able to send you the questions on the application in the body of an email because at the end of the application form it requires your signature and we need to have it signed for your application to be processed. Furthermore I spoke with Mooye Damagh in our accounting department who has questioned the funds that he had given me for you to secure your passport. When he learned that your application is not complete he set a deadline of Friday the 30th of September for me to have your completd application in hand, otherwise I wll have to return the funds to him. Please try to find a different computer to print and fill out our application because if we don’t have it by Friday, unfortunately I will have to void the money order Mooye Damagh issued me. I will attach the application again for you.

As I said I cannot hold on to the funds after Friday so please hurry and return the completed application. Have a blessed day in the arms of the Lord and Shamboole man too gooshet, pestoone to too nafam. Have you been reciting this chant? Make sure to include it in your emails. If you find it to difficult to pronounce, you can use this chant instead “Shambool Shambooli Shambool, ma Shambool darim Shambool”. Try them both out and let me know which one is more suitable for you.

Reverend Gooze Biseda

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Hello Dear,

How are you and members of the Shamboolian Branch of the Temple of the Grand Doodools i hope are all fine.

well am sorry of replying late is because of my refugee status no chance and freedom.

darling i can not open the application so you can see my informations you

can help me and fill it as you want to help me.

 

NAME….ELIZABETH AWAD.

COUNTRY… SUDAN BUT IN SENEGAL NOW.

PLACE OF BIRTH NYALA SUDAN.

DATE OF BIRTH 13..2.1989

SIGN AAA

i will waiting a good news hugs and kisses.

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Good morning Elizabeth,

 

Unfortunately we did not receive your application on Friday and so I had to return the money order Mooye Damagh had given me. They initially said they will reissue one once your application is received and processed. I spoke with them and explained your situation to see if they can make an exception in your case. They said they might be able to give you a provisional membership without the application if you write about the reasons of why you want to join the Shamboolian Branch of the Temple of the Grand Doodools, what you find attractive about Shambool and what you hope to achieve by praising anything Shambool related. Please put some thought into what you will write to them so as to convince them this will be money well spent. One of our advisors who will be reviewing your case is Sakineh Sepestoon and I know she is very Shambooli so make sure to include many references to Shambool and what you are willing to sacrifice for Shambool. Also it is very important that you include some of the Shambooli chants that I showed you as they are very big on reciting them. As soon as you send me this, I will take it to them and hopefully respond to you with good news.

 

Please get started on this project immediately and I hope you have a Shambooli day.

 

Shamboole man too gooshet, pestoone to too nafam

 

Shambool Shambooli Shambool, ma Shambool darim Shambool

 

Reverend Gooze Biseda

 

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Hello Dear,

How are you i hope you are fine.Am very happy of your prompt response both the members of the Shamboolian Branch of the Temple of the Grand Doodools of not only helping for there love the have for me as there member.

well my purpose of becoming member of Grand Doodoo is to have my freedom also to transfer my money from to your account and live the prison yard known as orphanage home..

secondly i want to retarlete to those who kill my family that makes me to be an orphan so i believe with your help i can aquire the power and freedom also rice.

 

i will be gratify if the members of Shamboolian Branch of the Temple of the Grand Doodools entructed me the opportunity i will give one of my left hand after my freedom and transfer also promise to do more as soon as they accepted as a member so i will be happy if the money is been send to me today to enable to come and see the branch face to face and do any other things hugs and kisses.

 

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Hello Elizabeth,

 

It seems like we need to work a little on your piece before I can present it. For starters you did not include any Shambooli chants. I had told you that Sakineh Sepestoon is very Shambooli so you absolutely must include Shambooli chants. Secondly you need to describe why you like Shambool, what you see in Shambool and why you are willing to dedicate your life to Shambool. Lastly do not mention the money transfer as it may lead them to think you are joining strictly for that purpose. Having communicated with you over the past few weeks I can see that your intentions are very sincere and Shambooli but our admissions board may think you have some non-Shambooli motivations. I have verbally assured one of our advisors Shorte Khalkhali that you are definitely Shambooli material but they also need to see it coming from you.

 

Please make these revisions and we will review it again before I present it to them. I’m sure with these minor adjustments we can have your membership granted and you can become a full member of the Shamboolian Branch of the Temple of the Grand Doodools.

 

Have a Shambooli day in the arms of the Lord.

 

Shamboole man too gooshet, pestoone to too nafam

 

Shambool Shambooli Shambool, ma Shambool darim Shambool

 

Reverend Gooze Biseda

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Hello Dear,

How are you and the members Shamboolian Branch of the Temple of the Grand Doodools

why i dedicate myself to be a member of Sakineh Sepestoon chant is that they are brothers hood keepers also they are helpful to there other members.

my ambition of becoming member is to acquire power and have my own freedom also become rich more than my father are.so i hope with all this the members of shamboolian branch of the temple of the grand doodools can enstruct me the opportunity.

please honey you can help me and complete the writing if any other thing needed when i arrive i can complete it so dont forget to send me the money for my travelling so that i can be able to get my trip and do the necessary things that are needed so here is the information to send me the money with Rev Fr names

REV FR MARK ANDREW.

COUNTRY…DAKAR SENEGAL.

ADDRESS…SAINT LOUISE CHURCH.

hoping a good news hugs and kisses.

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Good morning Elizabeth,

 

I’m not sure if this will be sufficient but I will take it to our admissions board and see what they say. It would have been better if you had included some Shambooli chants to show that you are 100% dedicated to your Shambool. Check with me in a day or 2 for a response from the admissions board. Upon acceptance you will probably be assigned to either Eshale Khooni or Shorte Khalkhali as their 3rd wife until a suitable husband is found for you from among our Shambooli group. I would have personally accepted you as my wife but unfortunately I have already reached my limit of 7 and taking any further wives would be very unShambooli.

 

As soon as I hear the news of your acceptance I will get another money order from Mooye Damagh and send it to you. Please give me Rev Fr Andrew’s full contact information and address so with the help of Shambool I can send the money immediately. Which airport are you planning on flying into? We would like to be present upon your arrival so we can give you a very Shambooli welcome. Please make your flight arrangements now and respond with your flight number and arrival time.

 

Have a Shambooli day in the arms of the Lord and don’t ever let Shambool leave your thoughts.

 

Shamboole man too gooshet, pestoone to too nafam

 

Shambool Shambooli Shambool, ma Shambool darim Shambool

 

Reverend Gooze Biseda

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Hello Dear,

good afternoon,How are you i hope you are fine.

Am very happy hearing from you and how was the members of Shamboolian branch of the Temple of Grand Doodools i hope they are all fine.

well i have heard all you said and i will be gratefy if you entructed me the opportunity as a member.i have no problem of you having many wife but if you till love me we can marry together when the Shambooli group accept us.

darling when i read your mail i went to the Rev Fr Mark Andrew and ask him the cost of my flight and he took me to

Léopold Sédar Senghor International Airport at Dakar Senegal concerning the cost of my flight but they said it will cost me

cheap fligt 850$

quick flight 900$

passport 250$

total amount is 1100$ for cheap flight but for available one is 1150$

please honey you can send me the money for my passport so that the Rev Fr can start getting me passport so that by next week i will qickly get my trip and i will be happy if member of Shamboolian branch of the Temple of Grand Doodools can

welcome me and i dream to see you too honey. the full imformtion of Rev Fr

NAME. REV FATHER MARK ANDREW.

Country .Dakar Senegal.

Address. Saint Louise Church GRADYOLF DAKAR SENEGAL.

please darling once you send the money today try and call me also send to me the information on how you send the money to enable the Rev to pull it out so am waiting

regarding a good news hugs and kisses.

Yours Love,

Elizabeth.

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Hello Elizabeth,

 

I printed your email and gave it to Shorte Khalkhali to review. He was a little concerned about the fact that you did not post “Shambool Shambooli Shambool, ma Shambool darim Shambool” at the bottom of your email so please remember to include it from now on. I know he wants to see a maximum amount of Shambooliness in you so it’s very important that you include it in your emails. I think other than that there were no other concerns and you have proven to them to be Shambooli so I just am waiting to hear back from them.

 

Keep in mind that the membership given now will only be provisional and once you join us here you will still need to fill out our application. As part of each member’s initiation they are given a Shambooli name although they will also keep their legal name. Of course we will give you the option to choose your name but we will provide you with a list of names to pick from. When discussing your situation with Ghoochali Kherseh and Mordeshoore Heykalet we decided the most suitable Shambooli names for you are Tootonboonam Ridam, Mameye Avizoon and Estefraghe Pormalat. I want you to close your eyes and repeat each of these names a few times and see which one feels better and which one you see yourself as. Once you decide, let us know and we will designate that as your Shambooli name. In all further correspondence you must also use your new Shambooli name as well.

 

As I said I will unfortunately not be able to marry you myself as I am at my limit of 7 wives and as much as I would like to increase the Shambooliness in my life, but any further wives would be very unShambooli. However, Shorte Khalkhali has expressed an interest in you. It is better with him as he is younger than me and only has 2 wives at the moment and together you can have a very Shambooli life with many Shambooli kids. His other 2 wives are also very Shambooli and I’m sure you will all get along very well.

 

I had originally asked for a $500 money order which I now see will not be sufficient. Once your membership is approved I will speak with Mooyeh Damagh and get a new money order for $1,500 just in case there are any unexpected Shambooli expenses along the way.

 

Don’t forget to let us know which airport you will be flying into and what your flight number is. We hope to see you soon. Have a Shambooli day and be safe in the arms of the Lord.

 

Shamboole man too gooshet, pestoone to too nafam

 

Shambool Shambooli Shambool, ma Shambool darim Shambool

 

Reverend Gooze Biseda

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Hello Dear,

Good morning,how are you i hope you are very fine.Am happy of your prompt response.

i thank you for your effort shown to save my life,i wake and appreciate you.

well honey i have heard all you said so i will like the shambooli to give me the name Mameye Avizoon.

regarding the 500$ you can send it today to enable the Rev father start the processing of my passport before the approval of Shamboolian branch of the Temple of Grand Doodools.

concerning the airport is Léopold Sédar Senghor International Airport at Dakar Senegal and the available flight to enter is ARIKAIN AIRWAY and the number should be when i get my passport,flight they can give me the number so i can give the Shamboolian the details of my flight and time to arrive in your country.

please dont forget to send the money today so that by evening i can go to Sudan embass today for the issue of passport so that by monday everything will be ok.

 

Have a nice Shambooli day and be safe in the arms of the Lord.

 

Shamboole man too gooshet, pestoone to too nafam

 

Shambool Shambooli Shambool, ma Shambool darim Shambool

 

yours love,

Mameye Avizoon.

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Hello My Dear,

How are you and the members of Shamboolian branch of the Temple of Grand Doodools i hope you are fine.

well darling concerning the application how far have you gone with them and when are they accepting my form.

please honey have you send the money through Rev Fr as you promise to help me so am waiting a good news soon today that you have send the money also call and send the control number to me to enable the Rev to pull it out so am waiting a good news hugs and kisses.

Yours Love,

Elizabeth

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Good morning Mameye Avizoon,

 

I’ve just stepped in the office today and will follow up to see where your application stands. Once your membership is granted I’ll speak with our accounting department to get the $1,500 money order and send it to you. Hopefully with the help of Shambool it will be taken care of before the end of this week. I will keep you posted but you need to be patient as great Shambools only come to those who wait for it.

 

I do have one concern though. You sent me a second email in which you signed your name as Elizabeth. Mameye Avizoon I had made it very clear that you can only use your Shambooli name when corresponding with other Shambooli members. I hope this was a simple mistake and does not reflect on your level of Shamboolism. Please make sure not to use any non-Shambooli names in your correspondence with Shambooli members. I will keep this slip up between us although if the admissions department asks about it I will have no choice but to reveal it. Hopefully it will not affect your application.

 

I will be in touch shortly about the status of your application and the transfer of the funds.

 

Stay safe in the arms of the Lord and don’t ever forget that your name is Mameye Avizoon.

 

Shamboole man too gooshet, pestoone to too nafam

 

Shambool Shambooli Shambool, ma Shambool darim Shambool

 

Reverend Gooze Biseda

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Hello Reverend Gooze Biseda,

Am very happy for your prompt response with all you are doing to save my life but am scare on thing are moving on because you told me that you have 500$ at hand for the passport that after the approve of the application you will take the remain one for my flight from the accountant which i told you to send it today which will enable me to get my passport because i told you about my situation in the orphanage are very bad people are dying every day of hungry here and since yesterday i have not eaten any thing so please if really you want to help me do it now so that i can get my passport ready before the Rev Fr find out of what is going so if you have the desire to help me to send me money to feed today so that i can waiting until the approval of the application so i wish to receive the money today for my

feed just for me to eat first when i arrive i will pay you back hoping to receive the money through western union with the name of the Rev Fr just for my feeding first okay.

Rev Fr Mark Andrew.

Address Saint Louise Church.

Country Dakar Senegal.

Am waiting a good news today hugs and kisses.

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Hello Mameye Avizoon,

As I mentioned I do not have the funds yet as the admissions office is reviewing your application. Once your Shambooli membership is granted I can then request the funds from our accounting department and send them to you. I wish I had the money myself so I could send it to you from my personal account but unfortunately I have had many unexpected expenses in the past few months that has depleted my personal account in very unShambooli ways. You do not need to return the funds to me or the Shamboolian branch of the Temple of Grand Doodools as this is the least we can do to support a fellow Shambooli. I apologize for this taking so long but keep in mind the funds are coming from an organization and thus the relevant procedure has to be followed which can take some time.

 

I have an update regarding your membership application. I did check with Sakineh Sepestoon and she said that everything is approved, however, for your file to be completed we need a photo ID. Please send me a Shambooli photo of yourself quickly so I can have your membership approved before the end of today’s business day at which point I will be able to approach our accounting department again. I also spoke with Shorte Khalkhali and him and his other 2 wives are very eager to meet you.

 

I understand you are frustrated by your environment and the pace at which things are progressing but I sense you have much Shamboolism in you so please have faith in Shambool and know that everything will turn out fine.

 

Have a Shambooli day and stay safe in the arms of the Lord.

 

Shamboole man too gooshet, pestoone to too nafam

 

Shambool Shambooli Shambool, ma Shambool darim Shambool

 

Reverend Gooze Biseda

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At this point she included a picture that I had requested for her application.

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Hello Dear,

How are you i hope you are fine.Am very happy hearing from you.

please am very tired i have not eaten any thing since three days because there is no food in the camp so here is the passport let me go back and sleep but try as soon as possible to send me money to eat first before the approval of the documents.

 

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Good morning Mameye Avizoon,

Thank you for your submitted picture. I have taken it to our admissions office and with that your application is complete. I asked them about when I should have an answer back and they said probably, barring any unShambooli events, by noon today. I once again spoke with Mooye Damagh and went over your situation and needs again and he reassured me that as soon as your membership is approved the appropriate Shambooli actions will be taken to assist you and money will not be a problem. Expect an answer back from me today.

 

Have you been reciting your Shambooli chants? Let me know if you feel the enlightment that can only come from a proper Shambool connection. Try to gradually incorporate Shambool in all aspects of your life. Of course once you arrive here we will give you the proper training to guide you towards a fully Shambooli life. One other exercise you can practice is sitting in a quiet area with your eyes closed, slowly chanting Shambool almost in a whispered tone. Gradually raise your voice as you continue chanting Shambool until after about a minute or so you are almost screaming Shambool. Then lower your voice again and repeat the procedure. Do this at least 10 times and let me know how it felt and if you reach Shambooli elation.

 

Have a nice Shambooli day and be safe in the arms of the Lord.

 

Shamboole man too gooshet, pestoone to too nafam

 

Shambool Shambooli Shambool, ma Shambool darim Shambool

 

Reverend Gooze Biseda

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Hello Dear,

How are you today i hope you are very fine. Am very happy to hear that you have recieve my passport so concerning the application have you submitted it and when are they giving you the money so please if really the Shamboolian branch of the Temple of Grand Doodools want to help me let them go ahead and help me regarding my condition living in the orphanage home.please i wish to receive the money today for any action again i hope i have completed with is needed by them so every thing lays in your hands to help me so i wish to hear a good news that you have send the money today to enable me to get my trip hugs and kisses.

Have a nice Shambooli day and be safe in the arms of the Lord.

 

Shamboole man too gooshet, pestoone to too nafam

 

Shambool Shambooli Shambool, ma Shambool darim Shambool

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Hello Mameye Avizoon,

I have some very good news for you. Your membership has been approved and you are now a full member of the Shamboolian branch of the Temple of Grand Doodools!!!!

 

Shambool Shambooli Shambool, ma Shambool darim Shambool

Shamboole man ghashange, Shamboole to palange

 

Immediately after your membership was granted I spoke with Mooye Damagh to once again secure the funds. To be honest with you, Shorte Khalkhali was actually planning on flying to Senegal to bring you back with him as his wife, however, we thought that this course of action may be somewhat unShambooli so we revised our decision. Knowing how difficult your situation is we figured we would surprise you by taking some of the burden off of your shoulders. We shopped around a bit for plane tickets for you. I must say I didn’t realize the ticket was so expensive! Had it not been for the cost, we would reserved a first class seat for you but unfortunately we can only afford business class which will also make a stop in Morocco. The total ticket price was $990.50 plus tax and your flight is scheduled for November 15th at 6:40am (sorry about the early departure time) from Léopold Sédar Senghor International Airport. The flight is with Royal Air Morocco and your flight number from Senegal to Morocco is 500 and from Morocco to New York is 200. All you need to do is on the day of departure give your information at the airport and they will be able to print your boarding pass. We are so happy to finally be able to meet you!!!

 

Also I know you needed money for your passport and travel expenses. I rushed to the post office yesterday before they closed and mailed Rev Fr Mark Andrew a check in the amount of $650 which should be enough. You should be receiving it in about 8-10 days.

 

I’m so happy that we finally were able to get you the assistance that you needed. Welcome to the Shambooli family and we are eager to finally meet you in person!!!!

 

Have a Shambooli day and be safe in the arms of the Lord.

 

Shamboole man too gooshet, pestoone to too nafam

 

Shambool Shambooli Shambool, ma Shambool darim Shambool

 

Reverend Gooze Biseda

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Hello Mr Reverend Gooze Biseda,

how are you once again i hope you are fine.am very happy of knowing somebody like you who save my life of coming out of prison yard know as orphanage home also i thank all the memebers of Shamboolian branch of the Temple of Grand Doodools for the good effort they have show towards me to approve my application as a member also a new hope i promise to do the will of Shambool as soon as i arrive.

well darling regarding my new husband i believe you people will wait me at the air port when i arrive so honey i went to Rev Fr and ask him if you recieve mail from you and he said nothing like mailin his inbox bear your name so i wish you to send me the details on how you send the money like the information so that by tomorroz rev can pull it out to enale me to start the passport hugs and kisses think about me.

Have a Shambooli day and be safe in the arms of the Lord.

Yours Love,

Mameye Avizoon.

 

Shamboole man too gooshet, pestoone to too nafam

 

Shambool Shambooli Shambool, ma Shambool darim Shambool

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Hello Darling,

How are you i hope you are fine,mine is getting fine with all hope of living a better life also become member of Shamboolian branch of the Temple of Grand Doodools.

well my dear concerning the money you sent for my passport i wish you to scan and send to me the information on how you send it to enable the Rev Fr to pull out the money so i will be waiting regarding a good news so that by afternoon time he can take me to immigration for the passport hugs and kisses.

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Good morning Mameye Avizoon,

Well I would be surprised if the money had already made it to you. I would have loved for the mail service to be that fast! When I spoke with the Post Office yesterday I stressed the importance of this envelope and they said given the distance it will probably take between 8-10 days for the mail to reach you. We weren’t sure whether to make the check out to you or to Rev Fr Mark Andrew so we just made it out to cash so either one of you can cash the check. It was sent to Rev Fr Mark Andrew’s address that you had previously given us so he should receive it soon. I don’t have any of the information from the mailing, I didn’t think to get it when I mailed it but I can check later today with the Post Office and see if they can provide me with a tracking number.

 

Have you been reciting the new Shambool chant and exercise that I showed you where you start chanting Shambool in a low voice and gradually raise your voice until you are almost screaming Shambool? How does it feel? Can you feel Shambool inside you as you do this?

 

Let us know when the check arrives so we can all have a Shambooli celebration for your freedom and introduction into Shamboolism. In late November we have our annual Shamboolfest which hopefully this year you will be able to celebrate with us.

 

Have a Shambooli day and stay safe in the arms of the Lord.

 

Shamboole man too gooshet, pestoone to too nafam

 

Shambool Shambooli Shambool, ma Shambool darim Shambool

 

Reverend Gooze Biseda

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Hello Dear,

Am very happy of the money but i told you to send the money by western union money transfer not by post office so am not sure if it can reach the hand of Rev Fr so if really the Shamboolian branch of the Temple of Grand Doodools what to help there news member let them send the money by western union that is where Rev Fr use to go if any body want to take person out of the camp so please am sorry go and with draw the check and send it by western union as i said or money gram so i wish to receive the money today,when you send me the money i can explain to you on how am feeling about shamboolian so am very hungry is wish to receive your mail with the information that you have send it threough western union okay hugs and kisses.

Have a Shambooli day and stay safe in the arms of the Lord.

 

Shamboole man too gooshet, pestoone to too nafam

 

Shambool Shambooli Shambool, ma Shambool darim Shambool

 

Yours Love,

Mameye Avizoon.

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At this point I decided to throw in some random Shambools in between my sentences hoping that she would also do the same. She eventually did.

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Good afternoon Mameye Avizoon,

I am so sorry about the mixup. Shambool. I guess we were unclear and had some miscommunication. Shambool. I’m not even sure if we could have done a western union order as I don’t believe we have an account with them. Shambool. After I received your email I immediately went to the Post Office to see if I could retrieve the check. Shambool Shambool. They told me it had already left so I asked if they could trace it. Shambool. Since it was not sent certified mail they were not able to trace it but they looked up all mail going from New York to Senegal to see if it would narrow it down. Shambool Shambooli. Unfortunately there was thousands and thousands of mail pieces so we were not able to locate my envelope. Shambool Shambooli. I don’t know if you know of any way of finding the mail but the information I have is that it was mailed at the Post Office at Federal Plaza Station and the name of the mail clerk is Sean. Shambooli Shambooli.

I spoke with Ghonbol Darideh in our accounting department to see if we could get another check. Shambool. Unfortunately he will not be able to do so until the initial check is retrieved. Shambool Shambool Shambool. So right now things while may seem unShambooli, however, there is also Shamboolism in it. Shambool. Just the fact that you found us and have become a member of the Shamboolian branch of the Temple of the Grand Doodools is in itself very Shambooli. Shambooli Shambool. Also keep in mind that the money is on its way. Shambool Shambooli. The Post Office had told me it will take 8-10 days. Shambooli Shambool. Already 2 days have gone by and it’s now the weekend which are always fun and Shambooli so really it’s almost like you only have to wait 3-5 days. Shambooli Shambooli Shambooli. Keep in mind that if you weren’t Shambooli enough, you probably would have given up a long time ago so always have faith in Shambool as signs of Shambool are everywhere. Shambool.

Let us know if you can think of any other solution otherwise your money should arrive in a few days. Shambool Shambool Shambool. Notify us immediately when you receive it. Shambool Shambool Shambooli. We are hoping to celebrate Shamboolfest with you this year. Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool.

 

Have a Shambooli day and be safe in the arms of the Lord.

 

Shamboole man too gooshet, pestoone to too nafam

 

Shambool Shambooli Shambool, ma Shambool darim Shambool

 

Reverend Gooze Biseda

 

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Hello Reverend Gooze Biseda,

how are you i hope you are fine.am happy of your mail with all hope of living with you.

well after reading your mail i went and discus with Rev Fr concerning the money which you post and he was asking me if i don’t have his information as other girls use to do if somebody want to take them out and i tell him that i told you to send it by western union you said that you have no account there and he told me that is not mandate that you will have account in western union before you send money beside no body can have account in western union so please try and understand me now Rev Fr want to help me

he is a busy somebody so i subject you to withdraw the check since it have not been cash so that you can send it by western union by cash not check.

please try and understand how am suffering in the orphanage home without good food so try and explain to Shamboolian branch of the Temple of the Grand Doodools the accountant they will understand because it will not be good if i lost the check so do as i said so that the Rev can help me towards my passport so i wish to see the address they

use for the check and how can the Rev cash the money and do you give them the contact phone no of Rev so that they can call him hoping a good news hugs and kisses.

Have a Shambooli day and be safe in the arms of the Lord.

 

Shamboole man too gooshet, pestoone to too nafam

 

Shambool Shambooli Shambool, ma Shambool darim Shambool

Yours Love,

Mameye Avizoon.

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Hello Dear,

Good afternoon,how are you and the members of Shamboolian branch of the Temple of Grand Doodools i hope they are fine.

well am very happy of becoming member of shamboolian so please darling i went and meet Rev if there is any other way he can help me and send that you can send it through western union or money gram,account so that there will be no stress so honey i wish to hear from you in you have withdraw the check and cash it.

please help me honey if you really want to help me,my condition is getting worst so try all you can to help me i promise to make you happy so tell them the condition am facing now so that they can withdraw the check and you send by western union with the name of Rev i believe is the ease way of taking money so i wish to hear that you have send the money today through western union hugs and kisses.

Yours Love,

Mameye Avizoon.

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Hello Darling,

Good morning,how are you i hope you are fine.

well am very scare on how things are moving on so how far have you gone with them, have you withdraw the money so what was the update so far.

please Reverend Gooze Biseda help me since you want to help try all you possible best so that i can get my trip this month as i have become member of shamboolian so i wish to hear a good news soon today that you have send me the money through western union which is the easiest way of receiving money so i wish to hear a good news hugs and kisses.

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I significantly increased the number of Shambools in my emails to her so she would get the hint.

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Good morning Mameyeh Avizoon,

Have you been having a Shambooli day so far? Shambool Shambooli Shambool. Please keep in mind that our administrative offices are closed over the weekend and so we won’t be able to respond to your emails until Monday. Shambooli Shambooli Shambooli Shambooli Shambooli. I went to our accounting department this morning but unfortunately Mooyeh Damagh has called out sick and apparently has a stomach virus. Shambooli Shamboolism Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambooli Shambooli. I spoke with one of his coworkers to see what we can do. Shamboolism Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool. Unfortunately none of us are familiar with Western Union as we are not too uptodate on the latest computer technology so I don’t know how to open a Western Union account and what it is like. Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool. Hopefully Mooye Damagh can look into this when he comes back. Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambooli. Do you really find it necessary to go through this method? Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool. The check should arrive in about 2 days so you can just cash it when it gets there to validate your passport. Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool SHAMBOOL SHAMBOOL SHAMBOOL SHAMBOOL Shambool Shambool Shambool. I think the fact that we are unfamiliar with Western Union might make the process take even longer as we have to learn it first to ensure we don’t make any unShambooli mistakes while sending a new check. Shambool Shambool Shamboolism Shambooli SHAMBOOL SHAMBOOL SHAMBOOL Shambooliyat Shambool Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambool. The address we have mailed the check to is the one you gave us: Rev Fr Mark Andrew. Address Saint Louise Church, Country Dakar Senegal. Shamboolism SHAMBOOL SHAMBOOLIYAT Shambooli SHAMBOOL SHAMBOOL Shambooli SHAMBOOLI SHAMBOOL.

 

Mameyeh Avizoon how have your Shambooli chants been going? Shambooli Shamboolism Shambooli Shambooliyat Shambool Shambool Shambooli Shambool. Please let us know so we can ensure you are training properly to become a great Shambool disciple. Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambooooool Shamboooool Shambooooooool Shamboooooooooool SHAMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool. Please let us know because unShambooli supervision for new members is almost unheard of. We need to know that you are progressing in a Shambooli way and that you will not be lost to unShambooli factors. Give us an update on your Shambooli progress as Shorte Khalkhali is also very interested to know as his wife what level of Shamboolism you have achieved. Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool. It is very important that you keep up with Shambooli rituals and tell us about your inner Shambool. Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambooli.

 

Let us know if the check arrives. Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool. Until then stay safe in the arms of the Lord. Shambool Shambool Shambool SHAMBOOL Shambool Shambool Shambool Shamboooool Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool.

 

Shamboole man too gooshet, pestoone to too nafam

 

Shambool Shambooli Shambool, ma Shambool darim Shambool

 

Reverend Gooze Biseda

 

Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool

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Hello Darling,

Good morning Reverend Gooze Biseda,how are you today and the members Shamboolian branch of the Temple of Grand Doodools i hope they are fine. well am very happy reading your mail Shambool Shambooli Shambool,i went to Rev office

after replying my mail i ask him how those western union work and he told me that they are the quick service of receiving money also sending money then i ask him is it neccessary for somebody to have account in western union before sending money and he told me that no one can have account in western union then i ask him how can somebody send money to person through western union and he said that the person should present his name and the name of the receiver so please honey if you really want to help me as shamboolian member do it as it will favor me to enable me to start my

passport since Rev Fr promise to help me.

please go and cash the check because i can’t cash it here so do as i said if you want to help me Shambool Shambooli Shambool.

Darling i have understand what you said so try and go to the western union office today with the money for my passport and send it to me with in 1minute it will reach me here in dakar senegal so i wish to hear a good news so please this the information of the Rev Fr to send the money today so as soon as you said it try and send me the mtcn control number to enable the Rev to pull it out so that by this month i will get my trip and do the shambool day hopi ng to receive the money hugs and kisses.

Yours Love,

 

SEND THE MONEY TODAY THROUGH WESTERN UNION WITH THE NAME OF REV FATHER.

NAME ……..REV FATHER MARK ANDREW.

COUNTRY…DAKAR SENEGAL.

PLEASE I WISH TO HEAR THAT YOU HAVE SEND IT BECAUSE THERE IS NO NEED OF HAVING ACCOUNT IN WESTERN UNION SO I WISH A GOOD NEWS SOONEST TODAY THAT YOU HAVE SEND THE MONEY HUGS AND KISSES.

DARLING CONCERNING THE CHECK HERE IT WILL NOT BE POSSIBLE TO GET BECAUSE OF THE POLICY OF DAKAR SENEGAL SO DO AS I TOLD YOU.

REMAIN BLESS IN THE ARMS OF THE LORD.

SHAMBOOL SHAMBOOL SHAMBOOL SHAMBOOL.

 

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Good morning Mameye Avizoon,

I think your explanation sheds some light on these issues. Shambool. It actually seems that Western Union may be a faster method than sending checks so we may actually use it for all of our expenses in the future. Shambool Shambool Shambool. I knew something Shambooli would come out of our correspondence! Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambooli Shambool. Of course as this is a financial decision it will be up to Mooye Damagh but I can’t see him not wanting to do this if it is more convenient. Shambooliyat Shambool Shamboooooooool Shambool Shambooli Shamboolism.

 

We have a slight problem though regarding the check we sent. Shambool Shambool Shambool. When I spoke with Mooye Damagh he said he can put a stop on the check which would cost us $15 but would not be a problem. Shambooli Shambooli Shambool Shambool. However, when he contacted our bank they said the check has already been cashed. SHAMBOOL SHAMBOOL SHAMBOOOOOOOOL SHAMBOOL SHAMBOOL. Can you please check with Reverend Father Mark Andrew? Shamboolism Shambool Shambool Shamboolism Shambool. It seems like he may have received the check and cashed it. Shambool. If so, please proceed with processing your new passport. Shambool Shambooli.

 

Mameye Avizoon as a new member you need to update us on your Shambooli status especially since your membership is provisional and you are not physically among us. Shambooli Shambool. You have to let us know which chants you are performing on a daily basis and how much Shamboolism you feel when doing so. Shambool Shambool Shamboolism. Do you feel Shambool inside you? SHAMBOOL. What other steps have you been taking to become more Shambooli? Shambooli Shambooli. We need a full and detailed Shambool report from you. Shambooooooooooool. Please make sure to include it in your next email as failure to do so might affect your provisional Shambooli status with the Shamboolian branch of the Temple of Grand Doodools. Shambool SHAMBOOL Shambool.

 

Have a Shambooli day and congratulations on being able to finally apply for your passport. Shambool Shambool. Have you contacted the airport to confirm the flight ticket we reserved for you? Shambooli Shambooli.

 

Shamboole man too gooshet, pestoone to too nafam

 

Shambool Shambooli Shambool, ma Shambool darim Shambool

 

Reverend Gooze Biseda

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Hello Reverend Gooze Biseda,

Good morning,how are you i hope you are fine.Am not happy on what you are saying

how can Rev Fr cash the check without letting me to know so if you really want to help me as a member of shambool do it i promise to do my best as soon as i arrive than you telling me lie so please before i proceed on any issue again as a member i need to receive the money soonest today when i arrive i can tell the members of Shamboolian branch of the Temple of Grand Doodools how i feel because i can never be suffering and become member without gratify as a member so i hope there is no need of becoming a member because you do not care towards me to help me i find out that everything you are telling me is nothing but lie so if you want to prove your love to me i wish to receive the money soonest or you forget everything about me because am suffering here in a prison yard know as orphanage home without no hope.

i went and spoke with Rev Fr and he said that he receive nothing beside is a very busy man who has many orphan more thank 1000 people here so please do as i said since he have accepted to help me at last to get my passport first so explain to the account am suffering and i can not be suffering why i am member of shamboolian.

have you send the money today hoping to receive the money soonest please call me today with you send it 00221774851766 .

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Good morning Mameye Avizoon,

 

I am very disappointed in your email. We here at the Shamboolian Branch of the Temple of the Grand Doodools have done everything to accommodate you yet you accuse us of lying. We have never accepted a member without filling out the application form and a follow up interview yet we made that exception for you. We purchased a plane ticket for you and sent you money. Yet you respond in a very unShambooli way.

 

I have spoken with Mooye Damagh and he is contacting the bank to see if they can email him a copy of the check to see who cashed it. He also said he could show me how to arrange Western Union money transfers if needed.

 

However, I am having serious doubts about your Shamboolism. In spite of all of our help, not only did you accuse us of lying to you, but you openly say you don’t want to be a member anymore. As I have told you many times, we cannot offer such financial assistance to non-members. So now while Mooye Damagh is researching this cashed check, you need to do a few things to solidify your Shambooli position. You have had a number of unShambooli violations that, as a new member who lives far away, we have turned a blind eye to. In light of your recent unShambooli behavior and email, I will not ask for another check from Mooye Damagh until you satisfy all of these conditions.

 

You must vow to dedicate your life to Shambool.

You must show respect and Shamboolism to all Shambooli members at all times.

You must give us a detailed explanation of what Shambooli chants you are reciting each day and what Shambooli activities you are participating in.

You must apologize and repent for your unShambooli behavior and accusations.

 

I have not cancelled your plane ticket as I’m hoping you will reconsider your unShambooli stance and once again embrace Shamboolism. Once you have met all of the Shambooli conditions, and only then, will I resend the money.

 

Your email was very disturbing and has us deeply concerned that you have strayed from the Shambooli path. I pray for Shambooli guidance for you.

 

Reverend Gooze Biseda

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Hello Darling,

How are you i hope you are fine.am very happy of your prompt response.

well Reverend Gooze Biseda am very sorry of the word i use to you is because my condition in the orphanage home is getting most.worst and people in the camp are dying in hungry so please forgive me and help me i really want to have my freedom as a member of shamboolian and since yesterday i have not taken anything why am member

of shambool and there is no way the bank can send me money from my money without having passport so forgive me we are the same blood.

please concerning the money have you gotten it and when are you sending it so that i can

be able to get my trip to your country and celebrate the shamboolian day.

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Hello Mameye Avizoon,

 

I can understand your frustration and hardships but still the way you acted and responded was shockingly unShambooli. As a result of your action your Shambooli membership is in serious jeopardy and without rectifying it first, no money transfer will be possible. You did apologize for your actions, however, you did not satisfy the other conditions I had mentioned even though I have repeatedly asked you to. In your response you must update us on what Shambooli chants you are reciting every day and what actions you are taking to get closer to Shambool. Without answers to these questions your membership may be revoked as we have given you enough time to respond to them in a Shambooli way.

 

The bank has told Mooye Damagh that they will be scanning and emailing a copy of the check today so we can see who has cashed it. Once the situation of the check has been clarified, and your responses to the Shambooli questions above have been received and your Shambooli status solidified, I will then proceed to send funds via Western Union. Do not ask for money unless you answer the questions above first.

 

I am also going to give you an exercise which will help you reach Shambooli status faster. What I want you to do is to very slowly and only once say Shambool but extend it over 10 seconds so it comes out very slow and elongated. Then have 5 seconds of silence. Then for the next 10 seconds you must say Shambool as fast as you can and as many times as you can. Try to count how many times you manage to say Shambool in the next 10 seconds or perhaps have someone count it as you are quickly repeating it. Afterwards stay silent for another 5 seconds. Repeat this exercise at least 3 times and I’m sure your level of Shamboolism will increase. In your next email let me know how many times you were able to repeat Shambool when doing the fast part. Shambool Shambooli.

 

 

We look forward to your Shambooli response. Stay safe in the arms of the Lord and welcome back to Shamboolism.

 

Shamboole man too gooshet, pestoone to too nafam

 

Shambool Shambooli Shambool, ma Shambool darim Shambool

 

Reverend Gooze Biseda

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Hello Darling,

how are you once again and the members of Shamboolian Branch of the Temple of the Grand Doodools i hope they are all fine.

well Reverend Gooze Biseda, Shambool Shambooli Shambool i went to bath room with soap and water as if i want to barth so that i can do the exercise,immediately i say Shambool over 10 seconds and 5 seconds of silence than i shout Shambool fast more than 12times in 10 seconds and i being to experience shambooli sign like something came in me but when i was calling the name before the girls that are living in the hostel with me came and started asking me what are mine shouting i told them nothing that i was just singing song.

darling forgive me once again of responding unShambooli is because of my condition i promise to do my best as soon as i arrive so how i wish that am there with you

i could have learn about shambool very well but i promise when i arrive i will to be the best so that you will be proud of me.

please honey i wish to hear a good news that you have send me the money with the control number to enable the Rev Fr pull it out so that i can get my passport so that by next week i will get my trip hugs and kisses.

Stay safe in the arms of the Lord

hamboole man too gooshet, pestoone to too nafam

 

Shambool Shambooli Shambool, ma Shambool darim Shambool

 

 

please darling explain to me who is the man of hamboole man too gooshet, pestoone to too nafam and what is there work.

Yours Love,

Mameye Avizoon.

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Hello Darling,

How are you i hope you are fine.Am very happy of the exercise i did yesterday.

well honey at night i did not know what came inside me when i want to sleep so can you tell me what exactly is it so that i can know about it.

please honey i really love shamboolian and am proud of my membership also i promise to pay the price as a full member as soon as i arrive in your country so please Reverend Gooze Biseda concerning the money have you send it so that i can proceed on the passport so that next week i can get my trip to your country and start a new living as you promise to send the money today so i wish you a lovely shambool day.

Stay safe in the arms of the Lord

Shamboole man too gooshet, pestoone to too nafam

 

Shambool Shambooli Shambool, ma Shambool darim Shambool

Yours Love,

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Hello Mameye Avizoon,

I am very happy to hear that you have once again returned to Shambool and are performing Shambooli exercises. Shambooli Shambool. What you feel inside you was the start of a Shambool slowly entering you and as you continue doing Shambooli exercises you feel Shambool more and more inside you. Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shamboolism. The 12 times you managed to say Shambool is relatively good although as you perform this practice more you will be able to increase the number of Shambools. Shamboole Koochik Shambool Shamboole Bozorg Shambool Shambooliyat. Many of us here at the Shamboolian Branch of the Temple of the Grand Doodools are able to fit almost 25 Shambools in the 10 second period. Shamboole Deraz Shambool Shambool Shamboolism Shamboole Kootah Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambooli Shambool. I am delighted to hear that you would like to learn more about Shambools. SHAMBOOL SHAMBOOL. Shambool is much too grand for me to be able to explain in this email but once you arrive here you will participate in our daily sessions that will allow you to fully understand Shambool. Shambool Shambool Shambooli.

 

I am very satisfied with your progress and would like to recommend a new Shambooli exercise. Shambool. In this exercise sit on the floor with your eyes closed and your hands stretched out in front of you. Shambool Shambool. Slowly turn to your right and say Shambool. SHAMBOOL. Then turn in the other direction and once you are facing your left say Shambool again. SHAMBOOLI. Continue doing this but gradually increase the speed of your turning. Shambooli Shambool Shambooli. You may feel that your body is being pulled to each side and you are about to fall but try to resist it and continue quickly turning from side to side and saying Shambool. SHAMBOOOOOOOOOOOL. Do this for about 2 minutes and take a one minute break and then do it again. Shamboolism. Let me know how it felt. Shambool Shambool.

 

Remember in all aspects of your life to always think of Shambool. Shambool Shambool. Whatever you do ask yourself is this the Shambooli way of doing this? Shambool. Is this something Shambool would do? Shambool Shamboolism. Would Shambool do it any differently? Shambooli Shambooli?

 

I spoke with Mooye Damagh and he received a copy of the cashed check. Shambool. It was cashed in Groupe Banque Atlantique but the signature does not look clear. Shambool. It seems like it says Barr. Johnson (edit: this was the name of another Nigerian scammer I was toying with a while back). Shambool Shambool. Is that someone you know? Shambool Shamboolism. In any case I will get the replacement check today. Shambooli Shambool. The original check was for $650 but unfortunately due to our budget we will only be able to send $500 this time. Shambool. I hope that is sufficient. Shamboooool. I’m still not sure how we can send money with Western Union if we don’t have a bank account with them but I will go to their offices today and speak with them. Shambooliyat Shambool.

 

We look forward to your arrival in November and celebrating Shamboolfest together. Shambooli Shambool. Stay safe in the arms of the Lord.

 

Shamboole man too gooshet, pestoone to too nafam

 

Shambool Shambooli Shambool, ma Shambool darim Shambool

 

Reverend Gooze Biseda

 

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Hello Darling,

How are you i hope you are fine.Am happy hearing from you.

well regarding Barr. Johnson i dont know him because of my refugee status so i hope you

make a mistake on what you said but that those not matter.

honey am very happy to hear that you have spoken with Mooye Damagh the accountant and find out that Rev Fr can not do such so if really you want to help me as a member of shamboolian do it i promise to be doing the exercise which you told me.

please i have a question like how many times will i be doing the exercise everyday so that i can increase in shambool.

Reverend Gooze Biseda please dont fail to send the money tomorrow to enable me to get my passport through western union also remember to send me the information so that the Rev Fr can pull it out to enable me to get my trip so am waiting the wonderful news soonest that you have send the money and i promise to be doing the exercise until i arrive in your country hugs and kisses.

Yours Love,

 

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Hello Reverend Gooze Biseda,

how is your days today i hope you are very fine.Am very happy this morning because of what i experience at night when i did the exercise.

please darling i can not do the exercise in my hostel because the girls there will ask me what am doing which is not good to tell them because they are not a member of shamboolian so try and understand me when i was in a dream i saw myself welcoming me in the airport with Group of people so i dont understand it then there is a thing that came to me when i was doing the exercise which i can not explain so please darling can you explain to me very fine also remember to send me the money today since you said that the accountant have cash the money so i am waiting a good news that

you have send me the money today hugs and kisses.

 

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Hello Darling,

How are you i hope you are fine.Am very happy of your mail with all you are doing to save my life i wake and appreciate all.

well honey am very scare since i could not hear from you i hope you are fine so please Reverend Gooze Biseda have you send the money and what was the update you have gone with the money so try as soon as possible today to send the

money through western union to enable me to get my passport this week so i need to celebrate with the members of Shamboolian Branch of the Temple of the Grand Doodools as a new life.

please i really need your help of coming back to life as a full member of shamboolian and i promise to pay the price as i have made up my mind to be part of the group

so dont fail to send the money today hugs and kisses.

Yours Love,

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Good afternoon Mameye Avizoon,

I hope you are having a Shambooli day so far. Unfortunately the same cannot be said about me as I am having a very unShambooli day. Shambooli Shambooli. On Friday afternoon a water pipe burst in our lower level and as a result our entire lower level has been flooded. Shambool Shambooli. The pipe has been fixed, however, we have been busy trying to salvage all of the paperwork stored in those offices and repairing the water damage. Shambooli Shambool. Thanks to Shambool there wasn’t any injuries or casualties, however, incidents like this are an indication of how uncertain our short existence on this planet really is and that nothing can be guaranteed in life other than Shambool. SHAMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

 

My computer has just been restored and this has been my first opportunity of writing you back. Shambooli Shambooli. It is too late in the day now but tomorrow I will go to the Western Union bank and take care of your payment. Shambool Shambooli Shambooli Shambooli. Hopefully there will be no glitches tomorrow and the transaction will go smoothly. Shambool Shambool Shambool. Also can you check with Rev Fr if he knows Barr. Johnson? Shambool Shambool Shamooliyat. We are very puzzled as to who this person is who cashed the first check. Shambooli.

 

How have your exercise been going? Please let me know so we can ensure that you are on the correct Shambooli track. Shambool Shambooli. With every passing day do you feel Shambool inside you stronger? Shambool Shambooli SHAMBOOOOOL Shamboolism. Also make sure you call to confirm the flight that we booked for you. Shambool. It would be very unShambooli if they decided to give your seat to someone else as a result of you not confirming it beforehand. Shambooliyat.

 

Shorte Khalkhali has been constantly asking me about you and when you will be arriving. Shambool. He is very eager to meet you and take you in as his next wife. Shambool Shamboolism. In your next email please write a few words to him that I can pass on to him which I’m sure would make him feel very Shambooli. Shambooliyat Shambool.

 

We’ll be in touch tomorrow. Shambool Shambool. Stay safe in the arms of the Lord.

 

Shamboole man too gooshet, pestoone to too nafam

 

Shambool Shambooli Shambool, ma Shambool darim Shambool

 

Reverend Gooze Biseda

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Good morning Reverend Gooze Biseda,

How are you today and the members of Shamboolian Branch of the Temple of the Grand Doodools i hope every body is having a shambool day in the arms of the lord.

well honey am very sorry of what happen to my people but am happy that the lord Shambooli. Shambool Shambool is with us.

darling i ask the Rev Fr and he said that he dont know the person am taking about then he ask me how do i know the person i explain to him that you enstructed me to ask him.

now i hope the shambool have restore those papers in the office and i just want to let you know that since i started the exercise my shambool is expanding every day but am sorry that i dont do it every day due to my condition in the orphanage home and i promise as soon as i arrive i will be doing it every day.

Reverend Gooze Biseda please tell my darling Shorte Khalkhali that am always on his side as soon as i get the money today as you promise i will get my passport and start my trip as soon as possible as it is only thing that is left so since you said that is the only person in position to marry me i will do so.

 

sweet heart shorte khalkhali something facilitate me to write you when Rev Gooze Biseda told me about you,for A marriage is sweet when it is new.And it is sweeter when it is true. But you know what? It is sweetest when it is you.A true friend is not like the rain which pours & goes away.A true friend is like the air. Sometimes silent but always around you.

 

well Reverend Gooze Biseda have you send the money as you promise remeber to send the mtcn no to enable the Rev to pull it out so am waiting a good news so that the Rev Fr can take me to embassy today for the passport so that by tomorrow everything will be out then i book my flight,Rev Gooze Biseda i promise that i will never in this life forget about you because you save my life and give me a new hope so i wish a good news soonest today that you have send the money hugs and kisses.

Yours Love,

Mameye Avizoon

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Good morning Mameye Avizoon,

Shambooli Shambool. How are you today? Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambooli Shambooli Shambooli. We are still devastated by the flooding in our lower level but are gradually recovering. Shambool Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shamboolism. Thankfully nothing too important was destroyed. Shambool Shambool.

 

Thank you for your kind note to Shorte Khalkhali. Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambooliyat Shambool. I showed him your email and his eyes filled with tears of joys and he said he can’t wait to see you and when you arrive he will walk around you and throw red roses at you. Shambool Shambool Shambool Shamboolism Shambool Shambool Shambool. He will then make you do a combination of smiling and laughing while you run. Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambooli Shambooli Shambool Shambool. He will then also smile and laugh while running after her so you can play a cat and mouse game. Shambooli Shambool Shamboolism Shambooli Shambooli Shambool Shambool Shambool. He will be the cat and you will be the mouse. SHAMBOOL SHAMBOOL SHAMBOOOOOOOOOOL SHAMBOOL Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambooli.

 

I will be going to the Western Union bank this afternoon and hopefully your money will arrive in a few days. Shambool Shambool Shambool. I understand you said is difficult to do your Shambooli chants with others present but please keep in mind that as we are approaching Shamboolfest it is absolutely essential that you do them regardless of who is listening. Shamboolism Shambooli Shambool Shamboooooooooooool Shambooooooooooool Shambool. You must also remember Shambool throughout all of your daily activities and continuously think of Shambool. Shambooli Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambool.

We hope to see you very soon. Shambooli Shambool. Stay safe in the arms of the Lord. Shambooli Shambool Shambooli.

 

Shamboole man too gooshet, pestoone to too nafam

 

Shambool Shambooli Shambool, ma Shambool darim Shambool

 

Reverend Gooze Biseda

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Hello Reverend Gooze Biseda,

am very happy of your mail also understanding my situation in the orphanage home.

well honey i hope you are back now so as soon as you send the money try and

reply me and i promise to make you proud as a full member of Shamboolian Branch of the Temple of the Grand Doodools.

please darling i will be going back to the orphanage hostel so i will be back to check my

mail for the good news because i was telling my friends that very soon this week that i

will no longer stay with them so am waiting a good news that you have send the money.

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Good morning Reverend Gooze Biseda,

How are you today and the members of Shamboolian Branch of the Temple of the Grand Doodools i hope every body is having a shambool day in the arms of the lord. Am very proud of knowing somebody like you whom i know that love and

cares for me to live a better life.

 

well am very happy that you show him the mail and he feel what am suffering in a prison yard know as orphanage home without good food.

 

darling am really happy that the flooding did not destroy any good thing from the office and none of the members sustain injuring.

please Reverend Gooze Biseda regarding the money which you promise to send yesterday i hope you have done that so i wish to hear that you have send it so that by

afternoon i will go with Rev Fr to embassy for my passport,

Am very happy for shambool to welcome me and am ready to get my trip anytime but

the problem is my traveling which they promise to help me as soon as it reaches me i will

quickly get my trip because passport can not take one day,am waiting to hear that you have send the money hugs and kisses.

Stay safe in the arms of the Lord. Shambooli Shambool Shambooli.

 

Shamboole man too gooshet, pestoone to too nafam

 

Shambool Shambooli Shambool, ma Shambool darim Shambool

Yours Love,

Mameye Avizoon.

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Good morning Mameye Avizoon,

Shambool Shambooli Shambool. Shamboolfest is approaching fast. Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool. Please make sure you keep Shambool in your thoughts. Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambooli Shambool. I went to the Western Union bank yesterday and sent the money. Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool. I’m not sure how long it takes for it to reach you. Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambooli Shambool. Let me know when you receive it. Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambool Shamboolism Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Have you been practicing your Shambooli chants and exercises? Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool. Let me know how the exercises are going and if you are experiencing Shambool inside you. Shambool Shambool Shambooliyat Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool. Shorte Khalkhali sends his regards and can’t wait to meet you. Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool. Shamboolfest is only a few weeks away. Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambool Shambool Shamboolism. Can you feel Shambool in the air? Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool. There are signs of Shambool everywhere you look. Shambool Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambooliyat Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool. Prepare yourself for Shamboolfest. Shamboolism Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambooli Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambooli Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool.

 

Shamboole man too gooshet, pestoone to too nafam

 

Shambool Shambooli Shambool, ma Shambool darim Shambool

 

Reverend Gooze Biseda

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Good Morning Reverend Gooze Biseda;

well am very happy today for the content of yopur mail which make me to be happy that very soon i will live a better life.

well since you have send the money can you scan and send me the control numbers and the information on how you sent it so i wish to read your mail soonest with the scan slip of the payment of the money also call me with Rev phone 00221774851766 tell him that you are my friend that you want to speak with me.

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Good morning Mameye Avizoon,

 

Shambool Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambool Shamboolism Shambool. How are you doing this morning? Shambooliyat Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli. Repent for your sins. Shambooli Shambooli Shambooli Shambool Shambool Shamboolism. Shamboolfest is near. Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool. The money was sent yesterday. Shamboolism Shambooliyat Shambool Shambooli Shambool. What do you mean by control number? Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli. What is a scan slip of the payment? Shambooli Shamboolism Shambool Shamboolism Shambool Shambooli. I don’t know what these terms that you say mean. Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambooooooooool SHAMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. Get ready for Shamboolfest. Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambooli Shambool. We hope to see you soon. Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shamboolism. Continue your Shambooli exercises. Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambool Shambooliyat Shambool Shambool Shambooli Shambool. Almost everything is Shambool here. Shambool Shambooli Shambooli.

 

Shamboole man too gooshet, pestoone to too nafam

 

Shambool Shambooli Shambool, ma Shambool darim Shambool

 

Reverend Gooze Biseda

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Good morning Reverend Gooze Biseda,

how are you i hope you are fine.am not happy on how things are moving on.

well Shambooli Shambool Shambooli what do you mean repent from you sin see Reverend Gooze Biseda i dont know you as a deceiver but i dont really know what is going on how do you expect me the Rev Fr to pull the money while you did not send the control number on how you sen,d the money so i zish to hear from you soon with the informations on who you sent the money also scan to me the slip okay.

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Hello Reverend Gooze Biseda,

how are you today and the members of Shamboolian Branch of the Temple of the Grand Doodools,i hope they are fine.

well Reverend Gooze Biseda,concerning the money which you said that you sent to me i dont really understand what you are talking so try and scan the payment slip which you use to send the money to enable me to get my trip because i did not find you as a lier so i wish to receive your call to hear your sweet lovely voice today kisses.

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Good morning Mameye Avizoon,

Shabool Shabool Shambooli Shambool Shabool. We have been hit by a lot of snow possibly due to people’s many unShambooli acts. Shambooli Shambool Shabool Shambooli Shambool Shabool. Have you been doing your Shambooli exercises? Shambooli Shambool Shabool. I don’t know what you mean by control number. Shambooli Shambool Shabool Shambooli Shambool. We don’t have an account with Western Union bank to have a number with them. Shabool Shambooli Shambool Shabool Shambooli Shamboolism Shabool Shambooli. This is why I wanted to use our own bank account to send you the funds so we wouldn’t have these kinds of problems. Shambooli Shambool Shabool Shambooli Shambool Shabool Shambooli Shambool. Shamboolfest is near. Shambool Shabool Shambooli Shambool. Repent for you sins. Shabool Shambooli Shambool Shabool Shambooli Shambooliyat. Did you receive the funds we sent? Shabool Shambooli Shambool Shabool Shambooli Shambool Shabool Shambooli. Your husband Shorte Khalkhali got your email address and will contact you. Shambool Shabool Shambooli Shambool Shabool Shambooli Shambool. Shambool needs to get bigger. Shabool Shambooli Shamboolism Shabool Shambooli Shambool Shabool Shambooli. Please hurry and confirm your flight reservation. Shambool Shabool Shambooli Shambool Shabool Shambooli. The flight reservation is still showing as open. Shambool Shabool Shambooli Shambool Shabool. Praise Shambool in everything you do. Shambooli Shambool Shabool Shambooli Shambool Shabool Shambooli. Beware of unShambooli acts. Shambool Shabool Shambooli Shambool Shabool Shambooli Shambool Shabool. We will celebrate Shamboolfest together soon. Shambooli Shambool Shabool Shambooli Shambool Shabool Shambooli Shambool. Let me know when Shorte Khalkhali contacts you. Shabool Shambooli Shambool Shabool Shambooli Shambool Shabool. After all I have done for you how dare you call me a liar. Shabool Shambooli Shamboolism.

 

Shamboole man too gooshet, pestoone to too nafam

 

Shambool Shambooli Shambool, ma Shambool darim Shambool

 

Reverend Gooze Biseda

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Hello Reverend Gooze Biseda,

Am not happy the way you are treating me and the members of Shamboolian Branch of the Temple of the Grand Doodools.

well am confuse on how things are moving on after all the time i wasted with you and you turn to be a deceiver to me.

 

regarding the money if through you send it there will be a mtcn no which they you to send me to enable the Rev Fr to receive it so i wish to receive the number if really that you want to help me because i can not do anything without getting the money for the passport so am waiting a good news that you have send the control number.

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Good morning Mameye Avizoon,

 

Shambooli Shambooli Shambool Shambool. Practice your Shambooli chants. Shambooli Shambooli Shambool Shambool Shambooli Shamboolism. Shamboolfest is near. Shambool Shambool Shambooli Shambooliyat. Did Shorte Khalkhali contact you? Shambool Shambool Shambooli Shambool. The money was sent. Shambool Shambool Shambooli Shambooli Shambool Shambool Shambooli Shambooli Shambooli. Please explain what a control number is. Shambool Shambooli Shambooli Shambooli. We don’t know what that means. Shambool Shambooli Shambooli Shambool Shamboolism.

 

You are acting very unShambooli by calling me a deceiver. Shambooli Shambooli Shambool Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooliyat. If you repeat this type of language we will have no choice but to revoke your membership in the Shamboolian Branch of the Temple of the Grand Doodools. Shambooli Shambooli Shambool Shambool Shambooli Shambool. All communication with us will then be severed. SHAMBOOL SHAMBOOL SHAMBOOOOOOOOOOOL.

 

Shamboole man too gooshet, pestoone to too nafam

 

Shambool Shambooli Shambool, ma Shambool darim Shambool

 

Reverend Gooze Biseda

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Good morning Reverend Gooze Biseda,

how are you i hope you are fine.

well am happy hearing from you what i mean by control number is what they give

you as the information to pick up the money so without the mtcn i can not get the money so since you said you send the money what about the no.

please am not happy of what is going on so i need to get the information and scan of the

slip hugs and kisses.

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Good afternoon Mameye Avizoon,

Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambool. We are very disappointed in your recent unShambooli behavior. Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool. Why are you not updating us on your Shambooli exercises? Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shamboolism. I will go to the Western Union bank today and see if they can tell me what the control number is. Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooliyat Shambooli. I will give you that information once you give us a report of what Shambooli exercises you are doing and what effect they have on you. Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool. I will not pursue the control number any further until you give us this report as it seems like you may be straying from the Shambooli path. Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli. Do you really believe this is the proper way to prepare for Shamboolfest? Shambool Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambool Shamboolism. Repent for your sins and seek guidance in Shambool. Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambooliyat. We will wait for your Shambooli report before updating you on the control number. Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli. I will call you soon so we can practice some Shambooli exercises together on the phone. Shamboooooooooooool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambool Shambooli.

 

Shamboole man too gooshet, pestoone to too nafam

 

Shambool Shambooli Shambool, ma Shambool darim Shambool

 

Reverend Gooze Biseda

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I added a new person in and had him email her pretending he is her soon to be husband and in the process of explaining how Shambooli he is, he also told her that as part of their Shambooli faith she is required to send him nude pictures of herself.

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Good morning Reverend Gooze Biseda,

how are you i hope you are fine,am very disappointed on my husband i love him just not mean to i will naked my self in the picture for him beside am not a prostitute and that is only the second time we communicate and he is requesting nude picture tell him that if he love me let him wait me in person because when i arrive i will give him as i want.

please dear am very scare since i have out that you are not sincere to me,why you dont want to help me so if you really dont want to help me open up to me let me find another person because the members of shambololian branch of temple of grand dool dont want to help me to get my trip so am suffering here so if you dont send me the control you better forget all about me

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MAMEYE AVIZOON PAY CLOSE ATTENTION,

 

I HAVE TOLD YOU NUMEROUS TIMES TO STOP WITH YOUR ACCUSATIONS AND UNSHAMBOOLI BEHAVIOR BUT YET YOU CONTINUE. WE ARE DOING EVERYTHING WE CAN TO HELP YOU YET YOU INSIST ON BEING UNSHAMBOOLI. WE ARE NOT FAMILIAR WITH THE WAY THIS WESTERN UNION BANK OPERATES SO IT IS NATURAL FOR IT TO TAKE TIME FOR US TO FIND OUT THE INFORMATION THAT YOU NEED. THIS IS WHY WE WANTED TO JUST MAIL YOU THE CHECK BUT YOU INSISTED TO DO IT THIS WAY. I HAVE REPEATEDLY ASKED YOU TO UPDATE US ON YOUR SHAMBOOLI EXERCISES AND CHANTS AND HOW THEY HAVE AFFECTED YOU BUT YOU REFUSE TO DO SO. I WILL NOT BE GIVING YOU ANY INFORMATION ABOUT THE NEW CHECK UNTIL YOU COMPLETE YOUR SHAMBOOLI DUTIES AND GIVE US A REPORT ON THEM. I UNDERSTAND THAT SHORTE KHALKHALI HAS ASKED YOU FOR SOME PICTURES. I CANNOT INTERFERE IN THAT BUT AS HE IS YOUR SHAMBOOLI HUSBAND YOU MUST OBEY ALL OF HIS COMMANDS AND TEND TO HIS REQUESTS.

 

FAILURE TO COMPLY WITH ALL OF OUR SHAMBOOLI CONDITIONS WILL RESULT IN TERMINATION OF YOUR MEMBERSHIP, AN END TO OUR CORRESPONDENSE AND US CANCELLING OUR WESTERN UNION BANK CHECK.

 

WHAT IS YOUR PHONE NUMBER? I WILL CALL YOU THIS WEEKEND TO PRACTICE SOME SHAMBOOLI EXERCISES WITH YOU OVER THE PHONE AND GUIDE YOU BACK TO THE SHAMBOLI PATH.

 

Reverend Gooze Biseda

 

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Good evening Reverend Gooze Biseda,how are you i hope you are fine.Am very happy

hearing from you but am sorry on the way am sounding unshamboolian that is because of my condition in the orphanage home and the way you are treating me which is very bad after you told me that you have send the money why you did not do such so how do you expect the Rev Fr to pull the money without the control number on how you send the money and as my friends normally do any body that want to take them out will send them the information on how they send the money so that the Rev fr can pull it out.

well i have been doing the exercise as i said and i have been experiencing many things which i can not explain all but am trying to understand it but i could not so what is that when i shout shambool,shambool shambool and be meditating in it i will be experiencing something which i can not tell so can you explain to me what is that.

see Reverend Gooze Biseda i did not call you bad person rather the way you are treating me is unshamboolian which is not good so dont fail to send the control number since you said that you have send the money hoping a good news hugs and kisses.

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Hello Mameye Avizoon,

 

In spite of numerous warnings from us, unfortunately Shorte Khalkhali has informed us that not only have you chosen to disobey him but also you accused him of deceiving you. Furthermore I had asked that you give us your phone number so we can practice some Shambooli exercises over the phone but you ignored my request. We will be having a Shambooli meeting shortly to decide whether to keep or void your membership and its accompanying benefits and payments. We are not taking any steps with following up with the Western Union bank and retrieving the number you had asked for until the status of your membership is clarified. If you would like to try to improve your membership status forward me your phone number so we can do some Shambooli practices together and hopefully reinforce your Shamboolism which I will then share with the admission board.

 

Reverend Gooze Biseda

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Hello Reverend Gooze Biseda

Good morning Reverend Gooze Biseda,how are you i hope you are fine.am very happy

of your prompt response.

 

please am sorry that i did not send the number again,i thought i send it so you can have

 

it now this office phone Rev tell him that you want to speak with miss Elizabeth he will send for me to answer your call,you can call me today 00221774851766 .

Reverend Gooze Biseda coming to the aspect of my husband i love him but i can not send the nude picture he is requesting because am not a prostitute so i wish to see the control number to enable me to start my trip to your country hugs and kisses.

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Hello Mameye Avizoon,

 

I will try to call you tonight. As this is a Shambooli matter I will ask for Mameye Avizoon which is your Shambooli name. Make sure they are aware that it means you. We will be doing some Shambooli exercises together, specifically the 10 second chant with 5 seconds of silence and also we will be doing the “Shambool Shambooli Shambool, ma Shambool darim Shambool” chant initially at a slow pace but gradually doing it faster and faster. Once our exercises are done I will report this to our admission board to see if it will be sufficient for you to keep your membership. For this reason make sure you are very Shambooli throughout the phone call and perform the exercises perfectly. Perhaps you can even prepare beforehand so over the phone you will be able to give a flawless performance for us. If your membership is extended we can then proceed to your financial concerns.

 

Regarding the issue with your husband, I cannot interfere in your marital affairs but if he is making a request from you, you must oblige as otherwise it will be considered unShambooli. Should you not want to do it, your only solution is to convince him to withdraw his request otherwise it will negatively affect your Shamboolism.

 

Reverend Gooze Biseda

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Hello Reverend Gooze Biseda,

i was expecting your call but not in the night time because Rev Fr can not allow me to answer call in the night so you can call any time in the day time he will send for me to pick your call.

well i have doing the exercise as you said but i could not hear from you again not even a call from you.

Reverend Gooze Biseda regarding the money what is holding you with the control number is like you are behaving unshamboolian which is not good see i wish just to see the scan copy of the slip

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Hello Mr Man,

Repent of your ways of living after your promise and you ends up a lier which is unShambooli which mean your time has come to use you for money.

see Mr Reverend Gooze Biseda see you said that you are not deceiving me why not hearing from you again so if you are not a deceiver fulfilled your promise and dont lie that you dont know about western union okay a lier.

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Hello Mameye Avizoon,

We waited at the airport for you but you were not on the flight. Now Shamboolfest has come and gone and you are still not amongst us. What happened????? Do you no longer like Shambool???????????????

 

Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli Shambool Shambooli.

 

Reverend Gooze Biseda

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Hello Mr Reverend Gooze Biseda

Am really disappointed on how things are moving on which i finally know that you are a deceiver so how do you tell that you waited for me why you did not give me the information of the money,you are a lier go and stop deceiving me or you prove yourself if you are a real Reverend Gooze Biseda

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Hello Elizabeth, 

Our admission board has been reviewing your case and has decided to revoke your membership. Here are some of the factors that contributed to this decision:

  You never filled out the application form which is mandatory for all applicants.

  You do not seem to be doing your Shambooli exercises regularly and you fail to report your progress to us.

  You have given us an incorrect phone number to contact you to assist you with your Shambooli exercises as each time we have called no one has answered.

  You continuously accuse us of lying and deceiving you.

  You have been unresponsive to your husband, Shorte Khalkhali, and have openly disobeyed him.

  You failed to take advantage of the plane ticket we had purchased for you and as a result the nearly $1,600 (edit: I realize I messed up here and had originally stated it cost $990 but it didn’t matter as she stopped responding anyway) that we paid for it has gone to waste.

  You did not arrive in time for Shamboolfest even though we repeatedly emphasized the importance of it.

  Your insistence upon using Western Union Bank for money transfer even though our organization already has a bank that we are very satisfied with.

We have reason to believe that the initial check for $650 was in fact received by you and either yourself or an acquaintance of yours signed the check as Barr. Johnson.

For these reasons you are no longer a member of the Shamboolian Branch of the Temple of the Grand Doodools and you will no longer be referred to as Mameye Avizoon. As you never cashed the Western Union check we were thankfully able to retrieve those funds although the cost of your plane ticket was nonrefundable.

We hope in the future you once again regain your Shamboolism. Should that be the case, we will review your case and if you meet our standards for your level of Shamboolism and the particular Shambooli chants and exercises, we can forward you an application for reentry. However there will be no short cuts or exceptions as we have done previously given that we were very lenient in your case and you repaid us with constant baseless accusations. Do not ask us for financial assistance unless you once again become a member.

Reverend Gooze Biseda

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