Don’t you love it that whenever something happens, the Islamic Republic of Iran quickly puts the blame on Mossad, the Zionists, the Imperialist powers, and their MEK/fetneh/monafegh/mortad/etc. lackeys?
I’m not surprised by that of course. This is of course the Islamic Republic of Iran. One of the, if not the most stupid country on Earth. Propaganda is their livelihood.
What baffles me though are the educated so called “moderates” that fall for their propaganda and conspiracy horseshit.
The guy blows himself up in Thailand.
— He didnt know what he was carrying. So it was Mossad!
The dude runs toward the pilots cabin shouting Allah o Akbar!
— Nah, can’t be Iranian. Must’ve been Mossad.
Neda Aghasoltani was shot in front of all those witnesses!
— What was a cell phone camera doing there? It sounds fishy. Definitely Mossad!
A suicide bomber kills 50 people in a market in Jerusalem!
— It’s the zionist media you dummy! It was a Mossad operation!
I have del-dard and es-hal!
— Dude, it’s mossad! Theyve been poisoning the Subway foot-long sandwich supply!
Awwww shit! I just found out that my friend was sodomized by prison guards in Kahrizak!
— Mossad are much more efficient at that! Be thankful! Look at Guantanamo. Look at Abu Ghuraib! Are you anti-Iranian?
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Seriously, these are the same fucks that believed an illiterate’s promise to make electricty and utilities free. Now he has a shrine whose dome glitters from 30 miles away! Remember how they used to look at his face on the Moon?! They believed EVERY shit he said.
“Economy is for donkeys!”
– Takbeer!
“The Shah was corrupt! We’re the Party of God!”
– Takbeer!
“Death to America!”
– Takbeer!
“I slept with your mother! When your mom was coming, she cried Agha! Agha!”
– Takbeer!
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So really, why wouldnt these idiots fall again and again for his propaganda that “Israel is our enemy”?
Yes, Mossad fucked your GRE score, and Nissan charged you $650 for your 90,000 mile tuneup. Because of Mossad. Mwahahahahaaa!
Once a fool. Always a fool.
