From the desk of His Royal Highness Reza Joon
To: Mr. John Bolton
Sir,
As you may be aware a ” we Israelis love you iroonis” campaign is going viral these days. I’d like to have your permission to participate in this campaign………….I have already drafted a massage as follows:
Dear Israelis I love you too, and I wish I could love you even more………you see my Israeli lovers, there’re some bad and ugly people who keep reminding me that my AryaMehr dad was betrayed by a Democrat Jewish friend simply because he purchased and stashed away more bombs than the state of Israel, but don’t you worry about a thing my Kosher friends……….the past is past………..those days are gone……..Now, our Jewish friends in America can boast that they have established themselves inside the GOP as much as they used to be in the fabric of the Democratic Party prior to the events of 2011………….I promise you my friends, you help me climb up the peacock throne and I’ll never let the Iranian Army be stronger than that of Israel…….hegemony, schmegemony……..You know what?…….let me tell you this……….you buy or make the bombs, and give me my ration………not only that……….you tell me where to use them………….Just help me climb up……..Please.
With Utmost Regards, Truly Yours, Most Sincerely, Respectfully,
Reza Joon the Second.
