The Greeks consider themselves the source of all world knowledge, wisdom, art, politics, philosophy, and etc. However, a little research will show that the Greeks learned them from the Sumerians, Babylonians, Assyrians, and Persians. This article is not about such subject, it is about much more serious subject.
While I was swimming laps under the lustful eyes of cougar Septuagenarian Jewish ladies and listening to Zedbazi and TM Bax (my favorite Persian rappers) the above-referred intergalactic question came into my mind. During all this, I was thinking about which Persian restaurant I should go tonight that would not upset my stomach with its stale, non-halal and non-Kosher Kabab.
In any event, going back to my question, I have no answer. Were they trying to show off their reproductive organs hoping that if they do not win the race at least they will WOW (“ooh ahh” in Persian) the crowd with what they are trying to show off? Were they trying to take sporty competitive advantage by frightening their competitors? Were they trying to be humorous by showing their shortcomings and thus making their competitors laugh so that they could take advantage of them (I am referring to “sporty advantage” here!)?
If you have an answer to my question, feel free to write in English or Farsi. I have a gentle humorous soul and will not embarrass you.
Persi, unemployed and unemployable humor writer and sculptor. Copyrighted. All rights reserved.
