I was recently asked by the Iran’s Ministry of Information to examine and review the Iran’s new search engine Askali (ع) . Putting aside the long delays in getting results, the search engine performed in par with its Western counterparts such as searchallah.com and iAmaSearchEngineHonest.com. Based on our tests I recommend the use of Askali (ع) to all those who are fed up with the Zionist controlled search engines. Iran’s spanking new search engine uses only national and Islamic resources to provide Halal results and benefits from extensive recording facility that allows all searches to be recorded for the future use. Here for example is a log showing the search activity of one user. The lines starting by a hyphen are the results returned by the Askali (ع).
Political Prisoners
-The search found no results
Astronomy
– Found 2637687 results about “Imam Jafar Sadegh”
Jewism
– Found 5465787656 results about “Zionism”
USA
– Did you mean “Down with USA” ?
Cancer research
– Found 8793307 results about “Imam Jafar Sadegh”
Israel
– Found 65768934345465788690595060767 results about “Palestine”
Productivity
– It is now time for the morning prayer. Go pray and come back in 30 minutes.
Thermodynamics
– Found 584356768 results about “Imam Jafar Sadegh”
Distant learning
– Are you a Bahai?
Women
– Found 76234545 results about “property”
Chicken to buy
– The search found no results
Nanotechnology
– Found 2154672 results about Imam Jafar Sadegh
Freedom
– Search was prohibited by national security filter.
Breast implants
– Found 6573487 pair of results 😉
Nose job
– Found 80,000,023 results about Iran’s nose problem
Penis enlargement
– Found 91453675 results about Imam Jafar Sadegh
Black market currency to buy
– How much do you want?
Porn sites
– Found 867978543 results about Astaan Ghods Razavi
Efficiency
– It is now time for the noon prayer. Go pray and come back in 30 minutes.
Nuclear enrichment
– Found 2154672 results about eating sugar.
Can I have sex with a donkey?
– Is it your donkey?
Can I have sex with my own donkey?
– Male or female donkey?
Can I have sex with my own male donkey?
– Found 657839832 results about Hawza Elmiyeh
Iran’s economy
– What a nice weather!
Iran’s GDP
– It is now time for the afternoon prayer. Go pray and come back in 30 minutes.
Rial exchange rate
– The search engine has encountered a problem. System overload, insufficient memory.
Human Rights in Iran
– The search found no results
Men women Rights
– Did you mean “Men —- Women” ?
Iran Human Rights
– Did you mean “No right, No Left, Islamic Republic”?
Human Rights
– The search found no results
Why no results for Human Rights?
– It is now time for the evening prayer. Go pray and come back in 30 minutes.
I want an answer, Human Rights Iran
– The search found no results
Damn it, Human Rights democracy Iran
– Did you hear the bell? Please open the door for security brothers who want to ask you a few questions. Goodbye.
