Q: Are Iranians Arabs?
Irani: Fuck off! I’m not an Arab. Never call me an Arab. Iranians are NOT Arabs. Don’t ever call me that again! I hate Arabs!
Q: I’m sorry. I didn’t know you felt so strongly about that. So what race do Iranians belong to?
Irani: We are PERSIANS, bruv. We’re Aryans! Aryan race. Persia sounds nicer than Iran.
Q: But Iran means just that: Land of the Aryans .
Irani: Na, but it sounds like Iraq. All my American friends think we’re Arabs and I get embarrassed about it.
Q: Oh, ok. The Only Persian I knew was a rug or a cat. I didn’t know there was a country called Persia.
So do you support Ahmadinejad?
Irani: No, I hate they guy. He’s not my President. The election was rigged.
Q: So where do you stand on the nuclear issue?
Irani: Yeah, we should be nuclear and we should make nuclear weapons.
Its our country. Its our right. Israel has nukes and no one says
anyhting.
Q: So what would you do if Israel or America attacks Iran?
Irani: Boy, I’ll kick their ass. Especially the Zionists. The Jews run the world and if they start anything, we’ll kill them.
Q: Why can’t you say Israel?
Irani: Because the Jews stole the Palestinians lands.
Q: Why do you care? They Palestinians are Arabs after all
Irani: I just hate them I don’t know why. They want to attack us and so we should fight them back.
Q: That’s what Ahmadinejad is believed to have said.
Irani: Yeah, Yeah. Them Jews will not have a home to go to and the Palestinians can return back home.
Q: What reason would Israel have to attack Iran in the first place?
Irani: ‘Coz the Zionists take over the world and they don’t want us to tell them the truth.
Q: Well, have you ever heard of Rwanda? Sierra Leone? The war
between Eritrea and Ethiopia? The ethnic cleansing of Africans in
Sudan? The persecutions of the Chechnyans?
Why does the Israeli Palestinain conflict interest you so much?
Irani: I don’t know about those countries. What I see is the Jews killing the Palestinains and stealing their land.
Q:Could it be because you are just anti-Semetic? You were simply
conditioned to think this way whether you were aware of it or not?
Irani: No I got some Kalimi friends. We have Jews in Iran.
Q: The majority of Arab states refuse to recognise the Persian Gulf and call it the Arabian Gulf instead
Irani: Na, fuck that shit, bruv. It’s the PERSIAN Gulf. Always has been. Always will be.
Q: But the Persian Gulf does not belong to any country and there are
more Arab countries which surround it than just Iran. Its only fair it
shoudl be called an Arabian Gulf. Democracy goes.
Irani: Over my dead body. I’ll die before the Arabs take it away from us!
Q: The Arabs don’t seem to like you much, do they? After all they
Saddam invaded your country and the rest of the Arab states supported
him.
Irani: Yeah, fucking Arabs. We kicked them in the ass! Don”t fuck with Iran.
Q: Well, thank God thats soemthing you can’t blame the Jews on.
Irani: NO, but the Jews and Zionists were behind it all. They start all wars in the world.
Q: My Iranian friend, you are very confused.
