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January 14, 2004........................................To top

* Another hezb

Sardabir Mohtaram Iranian,

Ba salam

Be peivast in email manshour hezbe Liberal Democrat Iran ersal migardad va az shoma khahesh darim ke dar sourat emkan an ra dar site khod montasher nemoudeh ta betavanim bedin vasileh jomhourikhahan Liberal Democrat ra baraye tashkil in hezb fara bekhanim.

Ba sepas va ehteram
Adlan Parsa

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* She is all giggles

Excerpt from Sean Penn's second report on Iraq:

I get the Air France flight from Amman to Paris and am abruptly reminded of my own notoriety as the pilot invites me to experience takeoff from the cockpit. If I'm on my way home to take more crap from the radical right talking heads on TV, I am damn well gonna strap into a jump seat directly behind a French pilot. And when I do, there sitting to my right in the jump seat behind the co-pilot is CNN's Christiane Amanpour. Every French story has to have a woman. And I've always found this woman impressive. One would think she'd had enough adventures for any six lifetimes, yet she still seems innocently excited about this cockpit takeoff. To look at her face, you think she's just strapped herself into a roller coaster at Disneyland. She is all giggles. I pretend to share her enthusiasm by accessing the glee I feel just being out of Iraq. For her it is just plain fun, for me it is an escape. And a successful one. My son will not be blaming himself for anything bad that would happen to his dad.

-- Sent by Babak Khiavchi

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* All on board

I would truly like to comment on how tomorrow is the 25th Anniversary of the Shah leaving our great nation Iran, but nothing comes to my mind. Even though I prefer to stay neutral in all my arguments, it is sad to think that our country's great potential and future boarded that plane with him. I'm sorry to bother you with this email, but I just had to make a note of it.

Yours Truly,
Iran Watcher

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* Run to Ground Zero

I am planning to run from Washington DC, Pentagon to New York, Ground Zero to spread a message of peace and love. I am beginning to train mentally and physically for this journey. I know it would require a lot of hard work and commitment to do such an event.

I am writing to you because I would like to know if you have ever had any contact with any one through your publication who have done anything similar to this event. I believe, there are some individuals that might be able to give me their advice and information as far as coordinating and getting supports from different organizations. I greatly appreciate your input.

Best Regards,

Fariba Khonsari

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* My Iranian of the day

The following was emailed to Iranian of the Day section along with a photograph of the accused:

My Iranian of the day

CHERA ADAMHA BE GONAHE ASHKHASI MESLE MICHAEL JAKCSON VA BABAYE MAN SHAK MIKONAN?

Che joor toonest farzandea khodesho be dastane khodesh dar jahnami daemi biandazea? ...

Negah mikonam behesh, va baz negah mikonam, vaghti az gonahe kasife penhan shodeye chandin salash bakhabar shodam, baz ham be aksesh negah kardam. Ba khodam kalanjar miram : Akhea in cheshm-ha, in chehreye ashena, che joor mitoonea yek hayoolaye khoofnak ro dar, daroone khodesh penhan kardea bashe?

In gharibeye penhan shode poshte in cheshmhaye ashena che joor toonest az zare be zareye vojoode khahare bigonahe man soo-estefadeh kone? Che joor toonest kasio ke az gooshto khone khodeshe ghorbani konea. Che joor be khodesh ejazea dad ensan boodan va ravabete ensanha ro faramoosh konea? Che joor toonest naghshe yek adame del-koor ro bazi kone va che joor toonest sedaye vejdane khodesho nashnidea begire?

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* Rare Saddam


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Rare photo of Saddam's capture by? There were more but the original link is dead.

-- Forwarded by B

January 13, 2004

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* Bekhodaa it's empty

The conservative Kayhan newspaper and the moderate Shargh, reported on the Majlis elections' crisis from opposite angles. It all depends on your outlook on life. Some see an empty glass and say, "It's empty", and some say, "It's full". Click to see:

-- Links forwarded by Payman

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* Playing cards in Bam

What I heard:

There are a group of about about 30 US aid workers still in Bam. But They have not done much because they have been isolated by hostile radicals. "They are sitting around in their tents, freezing their asses off and playing cards," I heard.

The Americans have been asked to leave, unofficially by local hotheads, but are waiting for orders from Washington.

-- Jahanshah Javid

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* Little cousin's letter

This is a real letter sent to a friend of mine. It is written by a 6-year-old cousin living in Iran. (Click on partial image to see full text)

-- Sourena Mohammadi

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* Where your taxes go

Heard on the David Letterman show:

When you're writing your Internal Revenue tax check, remember "Halliburton" has two "L"s.

-- Jahanshah Javid

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* Inside joke

January 9, 2004

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* See me on Discovery

Salam,

My name is Farzaneh Nabavian (I go by Faye at work) and couple of months ago Discovery Channel approached me to be a part of a series they were filming called Double Agents. You can find more information about the show on discovery.com under TV programs/ double agents.

This is a documentary show about two real estate agents assisting the same buyer to find a house. Well, on Friday January 9th, 2004, the episode in which I am one of the double agents [Time to buy] will air at 4 p.m. (eastern time) on Discovery Channel.

When they were filming, as a part of the interview, they did ask me my origin and I did tell them I was from Iran... so I am not sure how the edits and all work has turned out to be since it will be my first time seeing the show too, but I thought it would be good to have the other Iranians know about it too.

I am very excited about being on the show and a lot of hard work, effort and time went into it on my part as well. Maybe other Iranians can know about the show and maybe watch it too.

-- Farzaneh Nabavian

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January 8, 2004

* Supervision?

Looks like Iranians in the US alone have donated over a million dollars towards the relief effort in Bam [See Bam messages]. This is wonderful and comendable. But how can we make sure the money will put to its intended use? There are all these agencies and community groups and individuals asking for donations and we don't know what they or the Iranian government are doing with the money. I'm very worried. Choose wisely and carefully.

-- Jahanshah Javid

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* Brilliant idea

RedPaper is, well, to be perfectly honest, we're not really certain what RedPaper is just yet.

My name is Mike Gaynor. A friend of mine by the name of Scott Waterbury and I have been working on this site for about a year in an attempt to build a marketplace for the stuff inside peoples heads.

The idea started off being significantly less interesting than it is today. We both work for a construction information business called ConstructWorks and the concept for the site was born out of that business.

As the model progressed we decided that it might be kind of interesting, and possibly even amazing, to create a place on the Internet where any type of digital content no mater how abstract could be bought and sold by anyone interested in transacting it.

We launched RedPaper on the 4th of July of this year and it's been a fast ride ever since.

We have no idea how this thing is ever going to make any serious money for us or anybody else. We have no idea why people participate other than the fact that it seems to be kind of fun and very addictive.

We actually even have a few people earning what some might call a small living off of their RedPaper earnings. I think that is amazing.

We were fortunate enough to land some backing for this project from Adobe Software, Granite Ventures and Sextant Capital Partners (Private). There's been a lot of hype in the traditional media about what venture capitalists do and don't do. All I know is we would not be here if it weren't for these folks. The money is the least of what they have contributed.

That's it. That's all I can tell you about RedPaper because that's all I know.

All the best,

Mike "Scoop" Gaynor
Editor

-- Forwarded by Ramin Tabib

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Jannuary 7, 2004

* Best regards

Last week while I was in Las Vegas I had the pleasure of meeting Admiral Ramzie Attaie, one of the former senior officers of the Imperial Iranian Navy (I.I.N.).

I spend the whole evening with him, although he was not physically strong enough because of some back and shoulder surgery he has had in last year or so. But mentally he was very bright and his memory was as sharp as a knife.

I told him every person I talk to and knows you pass his regards for you and you are the very favorite among all of the old Iranian Navy personnel.

His response was, "this is the investment of my life. I have no bad memory from any person in the past and of my memories are good ones."

He told me he is so proud of his naval career that he would do it all over again if he went back in time.

He was carrying a photo of one of his grandchildren, who was only a week old. He told me if I knew how wonderful grandchildren are, I would try to have grandchildren first and then the children.

We talked about everything from childhood to the navy -- even current politics.

He asked me to pass his best regards to any naval personnel or civilian I will communicate in the future, and I promised to do that.

It was getting late and I escorted him to the car. I went back to my hotel room with plenty of good memories.

-- Houshang Behrouz

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* Upsidophobia

I work in front of the computer almost all waking hours of every day. (Whenever Yekameh calls, she says, "Are you still inside the aquarium?"). And I'm sure many of you have noticed that life on the internet has its own unique peculiarities. For instance one of the things I fear most in this virtual bubble is a particular editing function in Photoshop. When I'm working on an image and trying to adjust its balance, I sometimes rotate it in the wrong direction and the image appears upside down. Suddently, terrified, my heart drops and I cannot bear looking at it. I immediately reverse the image, at which point I have a deep sense of relief.

It's so weird. I'll tell you more later.

-- Jahanshah Javid

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* Please vote for me

Dear friends,

This is a note for those of you who live in the great [San Francisco] Bay Area and are KPFA/Pacifica listener and member. Some of you have known me for many years and are fully aware about my passion and commitment to struggle for social justice, human rights, and KPFA as an independent media outlet.

I love KPFA/Pacifica and believe in its mission statement to educate and provide public information to make sure that the true side of every story is covered. I have decided to dedicate my heart and my time to this great institution; therefore, I am running for the Local Station Board.

I need your help. Please vote for me if you are a member. To find out about other Candidates please contact me because you can vote for more than one candidate. I need the support of Iranian community to win this election.

In this election, I hope to represent my community, progressive Iranian people in the Bay Area. It would be an honor for me to get your valuable approval. I have attached my statement and candidate questionnaire to this note. Please contact me at sepidehforkpfa@yahoo.com if you have any questions.

Thanks,

Love and Peace
Sepideh Khosrowjah

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* Traveler

Condolescences about the tragedy in Bam. Terrible news. The pictures you published are excellent.

I was in Afghanistan for a few months and am now in Tajikistan, going to Iran next week.

Happy New Year...

Here is a photo for you, enclosed

-- ST

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* Who comes up with these ideas?

I get so much junk email/spam you cannot believe. Thousands each day. And I'd say a cool 75% have something to do with sex. It's very rare that I open any of them (breasts are not good for my health). But sometimes I stumble upon one as I try to delete it. A few minutes ago I was doing just that. I saw this email with the subject, "cheat tonight". I had never seen Eudora mark incoming email with three red peppers. Hmm! I clicked and had a good laugh (I've copied the image and text below). Who comes up with these ideas?

(Zoor nazan, I didn't link it)

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* My Iranian of the day
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* Bekhodaa it's empty
* Playing cards in Bam
* Little cousin's letter
* Where your taxes go
* Inside joke
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* See me on Discovery
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* Supervision?
* Brilliant idea
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* Best regards
* Upsidophobia
* Please vote for me
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