رحیمی: جمشید بسم الله، اخلالگر بازار ارز دستگیر شد
VoA
22-Oct-2012 (7 comments)

معاون اول رییس‌جمهور گفت: قیمت‌های ارزها صوری بوده و کار رسانه‌های دشمن و
یا شخصی به نام جمشید بسم‌الله است که می‌گویند روی چهارپایه می‌ایستد و
قیمت ارز را تعیین می‌کند.

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Dr. Mohandes

Jamshid The stool expert?

by Dr. Mohandes on Tue Oct 23, 2012 03:01 AM PDT

He really stood there on top of a pile of stool?? awsome daaawwwg. Long distance high five!

Look people.

 

That is how modern economies are run nowadays.

Take a look around you and observe that is essentially what is going on on the floor of the NYSE, with the exception that instead of some big ass reesho, the gerogeous maria bartiromo is handling such responsibilties and okay, you got me there, this is the currency exchange market and there is no such thing as a "floor". but so what? 

I am writing on behalf of the same people who in the event of a war will rally around the government and fight to the last drop of blood in our veins...or alcohol...depending on how hard we party the night before the invasion :)) (wink wink)

And you know what? if you don't like it just move to another country like USA or UK... oh wait a minute... you are already there.

Bannanna Hammock! 


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divaneh

I tihnk the secrect is in the stool

by divaneh on Mon Oct 22, 2012 06:28 PM PDT

They have to take his stool from him. That's how he does it,


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Anonymous Observer

Someone needs to ask them what kind of a banana republic

by Anonymous Observer on Mon Oct 22, 2012 04:21 PM PDT

they've been running for the past three decades that a single guy standing on a stool in the middle of the street can bring down their entire currency?!!!  :-))


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All-Iranians

ادبیات طبقه اجتماعی خاص؟

All-Iranians
Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:25 PM PDT

"جمشید بسم الله" نامی است که به طور حتم مستعار بوده و برگرفته از ادبیات طبقه اجتماعی خاصی است
//www.khabaronline.ir/detail/252629/economy/financial-market
جناب فرامرز: ادبیات طبقه اجتماعی خاص یعنی چه ؟ ایا کسی می داند؟


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hamsade ghadimi

حماسه جمشید

hamsade ghadimi
Mon Oct 22, 2012 08:35 AM PDT

حماسه جمشید بسم‌الله!


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shahrvand2

عباس جن گیر یا جمشید بسم الله؟

shahrvand2
Mon Oct 22, 2012 08:16 AM PDT

از متن: "... در این صورت نیز پیشنهاد می شود جناب احمدی نژاد فورا دکتر رحیمی را از معاونت اولی عزل و جمشید بسم الله را به جای ایشان منصوب کنند و به وی دستور دهند قیمت دلار را همان طور که بالا برده، پایین بیاورد. زیرا کاری که کل دولت ظاهرا از عهده آن برنمی آید، در ید باکفایت جمشید بسم الله است."
//baztab.net/fa/news/16514/%D8%A8%D8%B1%D8%A7...!


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Faramarz

Currency Manipulator Arrested!

by Faramarz on Mon Oct 22, 2012 07:47 AM PDT

 

 

According to Ahmadi's right-hand man, Rahimi, the entire currency fluctuation in Iran is the work of a person called Jamsheed Besmollah who stands on a stool in the middle of the street and sets the exchange rate!

Thank god, he is behind bars! 


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