Letters
June 8, 2004
* Ass-wipe commies
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
1) Name: Mak *@#$%#^& (AKA General Xerxes)
2) Age: 44
3) Education: B.S.E.E, M.S.E.E, D.Sc.E.E
4) Work History: MITRE Corporation, GTE Laboratories, Bell Labs, Lucent Technologies,
Onex Communications, Boeing Company
5) Hometown: Boston
6) Place of birth: Karadj
7) Political inclination: Anti islamist, anti communist, anti bacheh akhoonds,
anti bacheh kommonist
8) Size of balls: As big as Roozbeh's head and his comrades'. Combined!
As my
beloved president Reagan used to say, here we go again, God rest his soul!
Another "rebel without a cause then, old fart without a cause now" is
teaching us about democracy and how bad things were in Iran prior to the biggest
mass-suicide of the history of mankind (e.g., the revolution.)
I am going to let my dear colleagues (e.g., Mr. Parviz Parkhash and Ambassador
Hakimi) to offer their proper response to this goon (Roozbeh) since debate
is not one of my strongest suits [Watch
out for Iranicons]. However, I am going to provide some facts
about
the contributions made by the Pahlavi regime and some of the accomplishments
of that era.
Fact 1) In 1979, there were 1000's of students at Harvard, MIT, Tufts,
Northeastern, BU, BC, etc. just in Boston pursuing their education in various
fields sponsored by the Department of Education of the Imperial Iranian Government
and partially due to the economic strength of Iran in that time. Today, the
Iranian youth are forced to prostitution, drug abuse or are in jails!? Most
likely, Roozbeh's
folks in Iran are involved with narcotic trafficking or maybe they resort to
being Jakesh to make the ends meet!
Fact 2) In 1976, the Imperial Iranian Air Force had placed orders to purchase
160 F16s increasing that fleet to 300 by 1980. All that effort was to protect
the sorry asses of the kinds of Roozbeh and the rest of the ass-wipe commies.
South Korea, a country which ranked economically below Iran in those days has
just placed orders for such planes in 2002.
Fact 3) The establishment of birth certificate goes back to the 1920's
during the reign of Reza Shah The Great. Before that era, people used to engrave
the names of their children on the rear end of their goats, sheep, donkeys
or other life stocks. Roozbeh's ancestor's names were most likely written
on the back of Qor'ANN since books on communism were not that popular back
then!!?
Fact 4) Before the inauguration of Karadj Dam in 1962, people used to store
drinking water in the underground storage called Aabbambar. In fact, late at
night people
would get around the neighborhoods to watch nobody would Shash in the water
stream which was used as drinking water. The distribution of water and the
plumbing
facilities were all established in the 1960's. I bet you Roozbeh's
folks used to rely upon Camel urine!?
Fact 5) The late Shah of Iran for some odd reasons decided to enhance the Imperial
Iranian Civil Aviation with supersonic Concord airplanes in the early 1970's
to carry the sorry asses of the incompetent and unappreciative ass-wipes such
as Roozbeh's? Beats me!
Fact 6) Prior to 1979, Iranian tourists, students, citizens were treated with
respect all around the world. It was an honor to be from the Imperial Iran.
Now, it is a shame to call yourself an Iranian. Of course, for folks like Roozbeh
honor is irrelevant since Ayatollah Khomeini confiscated their honor by "Gaayeed" their
mothers 25 years ago!!!!!!
The list of the contributions goes on and on...
As for you Roozbeh, you are simply and deadly wrong on all accounts. I bet
you, you belong to the Group C category of Iranians!?! I am a living proof
to let
you know that I saw it all with my own eyes and I frankly don't give a
fuck whose nocheh you happen to be?
Genaral Xerxes, God Bless Iran, Shah, George Bush, and America
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