Ahmadinejad orders halt to Uranium enrichment.

by Faramarz_Fateh

After a 14 minute phone call between Senator John McCain and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the Iranian president just announced immediate halt to all activities related to Uranium enrichment.  This news was greeted by amazement and delight by all Western nations as well as Israel and China.  An offical statement from Russia is expected soon.

Ahmadinejad apparently agreed to all conditions imposed by the U.S. and Israel provided he gets to spend a getway weekend with Sara Palin, the Republican VP candidatek, in Qom, at the "Sighe and Beyond" resort.

Apparently in the spirit of "putting country first", Mrs. Palin accepted to take one for the good old U.S. of A so that the impending war with Iran could be avoided.

You GO girl.  Sarah, I for one am voting for you and John.


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American Wife


by American Wife on

different strokes for different folks...:-)

By that I mean there are different forms of humor.  I think this is the first time I've seen a joke... a real joke... on IC!  Now, witty, that's all together different.  My husband is a VERY witty guy... MUCH more so in person than online.  I think something gets lost in translation.  I know he has a hard time sometimes translating a joke from Farsi for me.  And his brother has a sense of humor much more like mine... very smart ass.  And THAT is something that sometimes doesn't translate well online either.  Because it's all about the "tone"!   I wish there was more of this... sometimes blogs get so "blogged down" in political issues that we forget that "laughter IS the best medicine".   


Keep em comming Faramarz.

by skatermom (not verified) on

Keep em comming Faramarz. Good as always.



by samsam1111 on

And I thought Persians didn't have a sense of humor...:-0

Madam!  Persians do, & some don,t! which was evident here.


American Wife

still funny!

by American Wife on

Actually, I've not seen anything that verifies that report.  I'm almost of the mind that it's ficticious.

But anyway!  It's still funny as hell!  LOVED the Star Trek one especially.... "space.. the final frontier"

And I thought Persians didn't have a sense of humor...:-0


Mullah humour,Shaikhist, Iranians: COME

by Faribors Maleknasri M.D. (not verified) on

Sixteen US troops from the 57th Unit of the Airborne Division have committed suicide inside a military base in Iraq, security sources say.
But: Never any Mullahs in Star Trek, never. Greeting


2 Jehadist joke!!! ::::)))))

by samsam1111 on

Two Jehadists are sitting in a bar chatting over a pint of  goat’s milk.

One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son, he’s a martyr."

"This is my second son. He is a martyr also."

"This is my third son. He is too a martyr." 

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Jehadi says wistfully,  "Ahhhh..They blow up so fast, don’t they?"


Here is about  President Akhtofinejad

Ahmadinejad died and went to hell (where he belonged) and Usama bin Laden arrived later. Bin Laden saw Ahmadinejad dancing close with Jennifer Lopez.
"Is this heaven? Is she your reward?" bin Laden asked Ahmadinejad.
"No, I'm her punishment!" was the reply.


Shaikhist , Mullah humour on Iranian.com

by samsam1111 on


btw this one is a good mullah joke:

The Mullah in UN has just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where he meets President Bush. They shake hands and as they walk the Mullah says, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America."

President Bush says "Well your Excellency malakh, anything I can do to help, I will do."

The Mullah whispers "My talabeh seyed son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there are people of all trades ..carpenters, doctors, teachers, tailors , pilots, .., but never ever any Seyed Mullahs. He is very upset. He doesn't understand why there are never any Mullahs in Star Trek."

President Bush laughs and leans toward the Mullah, and whispers back, "It's because it takes place in the future...."

ebi amirhosseini


by ebi amirhosseini on

Me too.



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