The ultimate sanction against Iran

The ultimate sanction against Iran
by MeyBokhor_Manbarbesuzan

The State department announced today that effective immediately use of the word Iran will be prohibited by all U.S. organizations and media and all those wishing to do business with the U.S.The ban also includes the terms “IRI”, and “the Islamic Republic.”

Entities attempting to circumvent this ban by for example using “I ran,” as most Americans pronounce the country’s name anyway, will also be prosecuted.

In non-avoidable situations, it will be allowed to refer to Iran as “the territory lying between Afghanistan and Iraq,” or “The country north of the Arabian Gulf.”

When asked for reasons behind this drastic and unprecedented measure, the State Department spokesman, after a brief call to AIPAC, came back red faced, announcing that for national security reasons he was not allowed to elaborate -- Which nation, he did not disclose.

Experts are nevertheless of the opinion that this recent development could either be that they had run out of sanctions ideas or that if the public forgot that a nation by the name of Iran exists, it will be easier to obliterate the country without any major protests.

As for Ahmadinejad’s yearly appearance at the U.N., the television networks have been instructed to show instead reruns of either “Walker, Texas Ranger” or AWR wrestling.


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iraj khan


by iraj khan on

Very funny and original.

A good one to start one's morning.

Soosan Khanoom

LOL .... Loved it ...

by Soosan Khanoom on

That is pretty much the case these days.  ...



Good to see u here

by MeyBokhor_Manbarbesuzan on

Long time no write...

Jahanshah Javid


by Jahanshah Javid on

enjoyed it!