Virtual Iranian.com tour to Iran

Midwesty
by Midwesty
30-Apr-2010
 

Commenting on the work of one of the great contributors of this website a funny thought occurd to me. Imagine we set up a tour of all Iranian.com contributors to Iran and we assign them some responsibilities along the way. Let your imagination loose and come up with something funny! But be courteous!

I recommended Fred to be the tour guide. As all of us sitting in the Iranian.com tour bus, he stands up and tells us what Islamic Rapist Republic did exactly what at what place, then he bends and asks the driver to stop so he can get Baaghaali from his favorite place in Sarcheshmeh... 

DK notices the golden Aftabeh from the Golestan Palace's bathroom is missing and gives us a grief.

Monda, makes sure everyone is in line and behave well.

Azadeh, is sitting way back and think why the hell I am here with these morons!

Abarmard, is pulling down Capt Ayhab's shirt telling him, "sit I can't see"!

I leave the rest to you...

I love to hear your words about me.

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OK guys,

by Midwesty on

My blog is now the last featured one. I am somehow having these wierd thoughts that next time JJ will be thinking twice to whether feature my blog or not. It was very nice talking to ya'll. I learned a LOT!!!

Here comes the downward launch sequence. Now everybody repeat with me:

10, 9, 8, 7,...


Midwesty

Louie, Louie,

by Midwesty on

No one will die on my bus! Either before or after.


Midwesty

Marjan,

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By chance, do you know who is going to inherent the soap? I am willing to exchange!


Midwesty

Opression...

by Midwesty on

makes people to come up with more clever tools that are sharper and cut deeper!

-St. Midwesto


Marjan Zahed Kindersley

Everybody off the bus! It's bath time!

by Marjan Zahed Kindersley on

I left my rubber duckie in my will to Midwesty.

 


Louie Louie

.....

by Louie Louie on

Midwesty jan somehow my coffin ended up on your bus it was suppose to be on a ship.

No Anahid we never had anything between us, it's all cool.


Anahid Hojjati

Ghormeh Chic, you just provided example that I wrote about

by Anahid Hojjati on

 

Ghormeh Chic. I was looking for an example of soemone who is obsessed with making negative comments about me and you were there as usual. 


Midwesty

Louie Loiue jan,

by Midwesty on

But I guess Everybody loves somebody did quit watching them!


Anahid Hojjati

Louie Louie, I don't think you and I have ever had any exchange

by Anahid Hojjati on

 

To Louie Louie, I do not remember any comment exchange with you in past so I guess my neck feels safe at least from you but then again sometimes I don't know some user and then... In previous 16 months on IC, I have been mostly blogging and reading my favorite writers' works.  So there are some writers/commentators that I have no idea what their positions and online behavior are.  Then there are some backgrounds about some writers which sometimes I don't know.  Gradually, I am learning more. I have some great friends on this site and I am OK with having some users and writers who don't like me, for instance there is Marhoum Kharmagas who does not think much of my comments.  I also don't agree with Royalists' and especially with pro IRI political positions. All this is fine. 

What I am not OK with is for some IC user to spend his/her time making insulting comments about me. If you do not like my political position fine. You are free to have your own.  If you do not care for my poems and other blogs, just don't read them.  But for god sake, do not be obsessed with me or any other writer.  It is not healthy.  Please remember that we are from a country that is having its dark ages.  This site is Iranian.com and our main goal should be betterment of Iran and Iranians(both inside and in Diaspora).

As I wrote my comment, just below mine, thre is an example of a commentator who has been obsessed with making negative comments about me in past couple weeks. I am talking about Ghorme Chic.  This is a new user ID and mostly, I see this user when she/he has something negative to write about me.  So it is great that as I wrote my comment, you guy shave a fresh example of this obsession in Ghorme Chic.

 


Louie Louie

Midwesty jan

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Music industry did not quit after Dean Martin either ;o)


Ghormeh Chick

Marjan

by Ghormeh Chick on

You heard it girl. You've been put on notice as have all jokesters on this bus. I mean, you can't sit at the back of the bus vasseh tokhmeh shikastan without getting deleted.  I wonder if it was the tokhmeh kadooyee that offended the great one or aftaab gardoon. vallah japoni bood ba golpar.

 On the subject of dairy products, must say , my fave is whipped cream - cool, if you please, not on a pie nor in a coffin.

Thought for the day baray Sarayandeh Ash'aar Nafees: My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me. - Benjamin Disraeli 


Midwesty

Louie Louie Jan,

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You know that the music industry didn't quit after the 70s? By the way Santa is NOT real! ;O)

Thank you very much...your video is very delicious. However I warn ya that it might offend our anti macho commentators here. That's why every now and then I have to throw a piece of poem so they don't get suspicious!

I wanna buy a bike just like that...Now I am going to day dream for the rest of the day!

Cheers!


Louie Louie

Anahid

by Louie Louie on

The marks on your neck are not mine, there are other vampires you know!


Midwesty

Marjan,

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"Some are still searching for her shroud and pockets" ... and what they have found is only boot(y) crums! ;O)

(clut)ch&rim


Louie Louie

I guess I should do the right thing and thank Midwesty

by Louie Louie on

Thank you Midwesty for the video, I never thought of myself as an important figure to be on the bus.

Well, I guess this magical bus is large enough that carries a coffin!

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysXMAOgEIq4&feature=fvst


Marjan Zahed Kindersley

Midwesty What a giggle!! That's Poetic Double Murder!

by Marjan Zahed Kindersley on

and let me guess! To the tune, the gift offered, of which the lyrics chatted bravely about her strutting bootty, they took it literally and stuffed the majestic into the boot!

Some are still searching for her shroud and pockets!

Mokh-Less Am The Poltergeist (getting thinner and  thinner - can you still see me? Someone burnt my forehead with a cross!)


Midwesty

Mar(jan)^2,

by Midwesty on

Arrived in a crowded bus, the Saturn with a candle in her palms. Her candle was dark but her face was bright. We look for a seat in every corner, all were taken but the dark trunk. We showed her the room, she took a sad walk...

As she was leaving, we saw the sky in her heart! The majestic blood will not be soiled if it's dropped!

I'll be in touch, if I don't have to look for another job very soon!

Chakereem!

Mohsen


Marjan Zahed Kindersley

Anahid, I have no idea who you are! It's all plum crazy!

by Marjan Zahed Kindersley on

Why should I hate you and why should your post make me happy?

luckily someone has saved my soul, and I shan't have to poltergeist around the bus anymore.

Hands up! Who prayed? I smell garlic!

 

 


Midwesty

Thanks Monda Jan!

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You do the same and have a wonderful day!


Anahid Hojjati

Marjan, go get some sensitivity training

by Anahid Hojjati on

Writing about someone being bound and gagged, someone who has just been harrassed on facebook and on IC by other IC users is not funny.  If you can not see that, I am truly sorry for you. You and other IC users should be on notice that whatever offensive comment I see about myself, I will demand its removal.  I am also asking my IC freinds to notify me if they see such hate comments regarding me so I can flag them.  So now, are you happy?


Marjan Zahed Kindersley

Am I NOT seeing things? AGAIN?

by Marjan Zahed Kindersley on

I can't find my post about being bound and gagged by yoghurt and embalmed in salt.

If someone, obviously illiterate and biased, has taken offense (is this a hobby or a full-time career ambition?), err, try to put things into context; I got murdered by Mossad before I even got on the bus! Latest conspiracy theory however: are you and Mossad the same person?

Once again, thank you Midwesty for the great fun and the excellent hosting skills on this blog. 

Midwesty, I'm going back to the days when it was all more egalitarian and the queen didn't have much power on the chessboard. 

And I said that I can cook your head. I didn't say that I can cook well, which is probably how it ended up on a Spear i.e. tripod!

Monda, Thanks! The (di) fusion video. 'Have been playing it a few times already now.


Monda

what rush, what stress?!

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Not much of a runner myself, was only accompanying a friend. For energy recycling purposes, I prefer swimming as well. Nice tune, thank you. I almost went to their concert once.

BTW, I like Abarmard's comment.  It is a joy to see how many on IC are touched by your idea of sitting next to each other inside (on) Iran. Your bus ride is a nice metaphor for the potential of the diaspora Iranian energy!  The Container of that energy (the actual bus) is in its early building phase right now; given time I'm hopeful that it will propel into more constructive means of support.  Have a Good day Midwesty.


capt_ayhab

Spear, Free, Arzu Nusha, Sassan, Ramin Patsa, .... lol

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Firstly my good man, it takes a big heart like you to come out and say what you just did and I command you on that. You as Spear took time and read me[my comments] and you realized that in fact there were not much difference between what I say and what you say.

True we have had some bitter disagreement for which we have only ourselves to blame, but I need you to know one thing, I hold no ill toward your person nor anyone else for that fact. I want you to know that I truly mean what I say.

We are passionate people, and this feeling has been intensified exponentially during past 31 years. Perhaps it is the frustration[no pun intended] in all of us that makes us fight so much instead of listening to each other. I am guilty of that many times.

Let us forgive and forget and follow what our dear YAR..., Shazdeh Asdolah Mirza always says [EVERY VOICE COUNTS... EVERY ACTION COUNTS]

Have yourself a wonderful day.

-YT 

P/S on the subject of letting the hair down, This ID[capt ayhab] has been the one and only ID I have ever used.

PP/S That Sassan was the real wild one in you wasn't he? [jk] 


Midwesty

Capt_Ayhab Jan,

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Fantastic video. Was the boat shown, one that you got here with?

These Finnish people never give up their sweaters. I bet they have tuxedos underneath! ;O)

Thank you very much. I added them to my favorites.


Was Rosie

What's the point of this oxymoronic feather

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madness blogbrained sort of, Spear?

Well...that's a very compelling answer I mean question. Tell ya what, Spear aka Sassan aka Free aka Charles Manson aka Gandhi aka Henny Youngman, let's have a debate about it. No poo poo words of course. Only couldya do me a favor first, dear? Upload a different avatar. Somehow that one doesn't quite suit you.


Midwesty

Monda Jan,

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In our bus we combined running with music too but since there was not much to run around we called it dance! ;O)

Have you tried it before? ;O)

I hope you run in the morning. I know they say running in the evening will burn off the stress but running in the morning will avoid it.

Not much a runner. I run in the water horizontally.

Here this for your morning rush:


Spear

Dearest Rosie Jaan,

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"What's the point?" Isn't that an oxymoron of sorts (having a point, that is) on this feather-brained blog?

What's the point of any of this madness?


Was Rosie

Oh cut the cr-p, will ya Spear?

by Was Rosie on

What's the point? What are you proving? To who?


Spear

bencross,

by Spear on

"Why Jump, Spear?...Take control till the end!"

I shall do just that, dear bencross. You're right, you never know what could happen aboard Midwesty's Red Line to Hell after I let go of these wiley cleversteins. I think I shall lace my gratuitous shots of tequilla and ajill with ecstasy so that while the bus is plunging into Hell's inferno, the IRI trolls remain locked in each other's arms in a passionate orgy, the perverts that they are, so that they won't have time to save their filthy necks, as they'll be too busy pacifying their endlessly prurient interests.   

Indeed, I shall do just that... all I need is some ajill, tequilla and ecstasy.