Cartoon: Islamic Bar Scene, Elahe Enssani

Cartoon: Islamic Bar Scene, Elahe Enssani
by Omid Hast
08-Aug-2010
 

What would be a good caption for this cartoon, when President Ahmadinejad and Elahe Enssani, Professor of Civil Engineering and City of San Francisco Immigrant Rights Commissoner are having a conversation in an Islamic bar?

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Anonymouse

Omid jaan it's ur blog & you can do as you please but I disagree

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You can do this in the future with other cartoons and I'll probably join too but I think finishing it would leave a sense of closure for all those who participated. I may not leave as many comments if I know no one's will be selected.

Obviously the comments will remain and everyone can see them but leaving the cartoon blank seems bland to me! Just kidding! In any event I'm willing to recuse my comments and ask you to choose one from many of the other contributions.

Everything is sacred


Omid Hast

Dear Anonymouse,

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Thank you for all your comments.  I believe I will not finish this cartoon, meaning replacing it with one that has captions.  All the people who participated in this thread were hilarious.  I think the best is to leave it the way it is.

Thank you for visiting,


Omid Hast

Hi Sargord Pirouz,

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Sorry I missed your comment for so long.

I'm glad you got a chuckle out of the "Islamic Germs" cartoon.

Please kept developing your sense of humor.


Anonymouse

So Omid jaan are you going to 'finish' your cartoon?

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Everything is sacred


Omid Hast

Iranian expatriats used by the regime as a parapaganda tool

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Take a look at this cartoon published in Fars News


Omid Hast

As for Elahe Enssani, if and when she comes back to the USA,

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...she could explain whether in Islamic Republic of Iran gender is an issue, or not.


Louie Louie

One more comment

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Why should her gender be respected when she does not give a hoot about half of Iran's population being treated as subhuman!


Louie Louie

Some of us are just noble

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AN: Let me help you with your expenses.

EE: Noooo, you have done a lot already, when I go back home, I'll write a blog about you and let the whole world know how awesome you are. You are magnificent! I'm not worthy!


Faramarz

Well, My Comments Were all Gender Neutral!

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The two comments that I made were both gender-neutral. So I am good with all Homo-Sapiens, Home-Erectus, Homayouns, Homafars, Homo Mameh's and Homo Lulu's!


Anonymouse

I've given more women rights than any previous Govt. Ingenious!

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Ingenious! 

Everything is sacred


Anahid Hojjati

Mahmoud is glad that he is not homo sapien.

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Ensanni; I am branching out to Anthropology and I am interested to know, how come Mahmoud you never became Homo Sapien?

AN: How many times do I have to repeat that we do not have gays in Iran?

Now, I have to agree with Divaneh's comment where he wrote:"Now, out of all those who attended this conference, Ensaani is the only known woman. The rest of them or grand majority were men and it seems that she is the only one that is bearing the blame and is now at the receiving end of a lot of sexual abuse with some pretty distasteful comments. "


Omid Hast

I’m a man and I don’t want to get away with it

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Good point Divaneh’e aziz.  I don’t want to get away with what I have done, so I hope and pray, in my own atheist way, that she would come back to the USA, safe a sound, and explain to the rest of us what she was doing.  I hope she’d grant an exclusive interview to one of our reporters/interviewers, and come clean, or explain her position.

Regarding sexual equality, she was the first person I know of that had a picture, was identified, and was featured as Iranian of the Day on this site.  If there are others I might do anther cartoon, but I think the point has been made that there is almost no support in this country, the USA, for the "ex-patriots" who go back home and collaborate with a ruthless regime.

I hope I’m wrong about her, because the last thing we need is to isolate an active and productive member of our community.

Thank you Divaneh for your comment.  It means a lot to me.


divaneh

Men getting away with it

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Now, out of all those who attended this conference, Ensaani is the only known woman. The rest of them or grand majority were men and it seems that she is the only one that is bearing the blame and is now at the receiving end of a lot of sexual abuse with some pretty distasteful comments. Perhaps Omid should next draw one of the men in his famous bar to let us prove our belief in sexual equality.


Louie Louie

Singing Baby

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Elaheh Na'ensani: Summmertiiime, meow,meow, hees, hees ......

AN: You shall be executed, you are hurting my ears!

     Oon nish pashehat pishkeshet, faghat nakhoon ghorboonet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dTBdhmvjrQ&feature=related

 


Mardom Mazloom

سیاره میمونها ۲

Mardom Mazloom


ا.ن.: تو این فیلم "آخرین امام زمان"، امام مهدی غایبه و من نقش اصلی را دارم.

انسانی: وای چقدر شما خوب بازی میکنی! تو هالیوود فیلم "سیاره میمونها ۲" را دارند درست میکنند و دنبال یک نفرند که نقش سر میمونها را بازی کنه.

ا.ن.: چه خوب!! خلاصه ام رو حتما براشون میفرستم.


Anonymouse

خانوم بچه‌ها نگران نشن دیر بری خونه؟ نه اونا ملت مستضعفن.

Anonymouse


Everything is sacred


Anonymouse

ما اصلا تو ایران همجنس باز نداریم. زندانی سیاسی چی‌؟

Anonymouse


Everything is sacred


Mardom Mazloom

چیزی میل دارین؟

Mardom Mazloom


انسانی: اینجا نوشیدنی و خوردنی خاصشون چیه؟
ا.ن.: ساندیس با کیک زرد، سفارش بدم؟


Anonymouse

محمود جون کی‌ اسپرمتو یخ می‌‌زنی‌ برای تحقیقات آینده؟ بزودی!

Anonymouse


Everything is sacred


Mardom Mazloom

آمریکا کجاست؟

Mardom Mazloom


انسانی: خیلیها مثل من تو آمریکا مرید شما هستند ...
ا.ن.: اگر بتونیم یک مقنعه سر تمام خانومهای آمریکایی بکنیم، در سخنرانی بعدی ام میگم که آمریکا یک جزیره کوچیکه تو غرب جمکران.


hamsade ghadimi

انسانی‌: شنیدم

hamsade ghadimi


انسانی‌: شنیدم اورانیوم‌ت خیلی‌ غنی‌ه.

احمدی: این که هیچ، امشب بهت نشون میدم چه جوری موشک با کلاهک هسته‌ی پرتاب کرد.


Anonymouse

ببینم ممت مصنویه؟ اون ممه رو لؤ لؤ برد!

Anonymouse


Everything is sacred


Louie Louie

MM said it

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kodoom mammeh?

2 mosquito bites for sure.

 


Anonymouse

AN: want an honorary PhD? E: Sure. What else can I get?

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Everything is sacred


Mardom Mazloom

ممه: ۰ - لولو: ۱

Mardom Mazloom


ا.ن.: ممه ت میذاری تو دستم؟
انسانی: اون ممه رو لولو برد.


Omid Hast

Somebody needs to fix the text formatting on the comment section

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,,, 


JavoonDeerooz

My Caption

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AN : So, do you come here often?

Elaheh : No, only when my mortgage is behind. 


Omid Hast

Captions:

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Elahe: Lucky for me, in American one is considered innocent until proven guilty.

Ahmadinejad: Yeah, lucky for you, but, doesn’t that way take too long to stone people to death!

***

Ahmadinejad: Tell me about the gays in San Francisco.

Elahe: Well, over there, let’s say, their gays are not like the ones you have here…

***

Ahmadinejad: How would you like to stay longer and visit some of our fine prisons?

Elahe: Would my expenses be paid in full?

***

Elahe: Tell me more about your hallo.

Ahmadinejad: My hallo is very fascinating.  It's round and big.  It makes me look really good, gives me a lot of confidence.  When I'm in public, I'd like to flaunt it; you know, show it off, that way they know who they’re dealing with.  It intimidates them.  I’m sure they have never seen a hallo as big, and shinny, as mine.  Last time I had one of those in the USA was when I was at the UN.  You should have seen the look on those men's faces.  Oooo my God!  Some of them stopped walking and started looking, and then they had to sit down in awe.  I mean can you imagine...


Anonymouse

Ehsassi Can I get a free nosejob 2? AN How'bout an 80% discount?

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Everything is sacred


comrade

گیلاس آخر

comrade


 

 

 

من اونقده صبر کردم که کله  جفتشون حسابی‌ گرم بشه. یه کم رفتم نزدیکتر و شنیدم:


محمود: میخوای برج میلاد رو نشونت بدم؟

الهه: اوا چه حرفا میزنی محمود، بخدا خیلی‌ پررویی. اول فکر نمیکردم اینجوری باشی‌.

لحظه‌ای سکوت و بعد:

الهه: میخوای چاه جمکرون رو ببینی‌؟

وقتی‌ که داشتم از در میادم بیرون، دیدم که تیم اورژانس و این چیزا
داشتن محمودی رو که حالا نمیدونم چرا یه دفعه غش کرد، میبردن توی آمبولانس.
منکه صدای انفجاری، چیزی نشنیدم...

“The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.”