It’s a small world
I was only thirteen when I lost my virginity to a thirty-two-year-old reformist prostitute. She was married to a communist drug user who was
April 29, 2005
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I was only thirteen when I lost my virginity to a thirty-two-year-old reformist prostitute. She was married to a communist drug user who was
Like many of you, I'm sucker for a good story and I love individuals who defy logic and conventional wisdom to get their point
On Friday March 18, 2005, something interesting happened. Amina Wadud, a professor of Islamic studies at Virginia Commonwealth University, led an Islamic prayer service before
It's finally here: a magazine for us Persian men who can't make decisions. By launching this magazine, I'm hoping to contribute to the wellbeing of
Dear God, Hope all is well with you. I'm doing alright, as you know, but I'm a little concerned. At my old age, I've been
“Get up. You're leaving,” the girlfriend said to the guy. “Help me,” the guy said, trembling. “I said get up before I humiliate you in
“No. I'm pretty big myself.” “Yeah, right.” “No, really, I'm big.” “Well, congratulations.” “You don't believe me, do you?” “Hey, it's okay.” “I'm serious; let's
I was on my break, outside in the back, chilling, smoking pot, minding my own biz. Severe daydreaming session was in progress and everything was
The following letter of query has been sent to over 150 top Hollywood casting agents. Replies will be posted as they arrive. Dear Hollywood Agents,
Introduction to The Iranican Dream, (Virtualbookworm.com Publishing, December 2004) — a hilarious journey inside the mind of an Iranian-American man whose world is comprised of
From: Abdullah Jr. To: Ansar-Al-Islam, Human Resources Department Dear Sir, First of all let me express my immense appreciation for the opportunity to join your
The day Grandpa decided to cast his vote in the presidential election pretty much marked the end of Western democracy as we know it. Grandpa,
I needed to close the shop for a minute and get the frat boys some weed. I got my roommate Javad on the cell. “Yo,
Okay, picture this: you walk into a party full of elite Iranian expatriates. The guest list is made of Jews, Bahais, Moslems, and some Christians.
In the past twenty some years, I have seen them come and I've seen them go. Some live, some die, and some disappear. Some are
We all have moments of epiphany and rude awakenings in our lives, a sudden leap of understanding that hits us like a brick. Moments that
I had the misfortune of watching the rerun of Iran vs. Oman soccer game over the weekend. The game was an amazing combination of irony
I'm a firm believer in the laws of nature. I believe that nature has a master plan. I believe that nature has ways of purifying,
Like many of my fellow Super Bowl viewers, I was exposed to Janet Jackson's right breast. It was there staring at me–nothing I could do
Back home things were plain and simple. If I got aggressive, disrespected my parents, or acted stupid, I would get my ass kicked in a
I don't know about you but I don't give a shit anymore. Well, sometimes I do. Today, for example, is a give-a-shit-day. Tomorrow is a
I don't know about you but I'm sick and tired of these people. That's right, I'm sick and tired of these new trends that are
So … you're telling me that a group of pimple-face, nineteen-year-old university students, high on testosterone and nicotine, are starting a movement that will bring
This young cousin of mine is a die-hard fan of Reza Pahlavi and Iranian satellite TV stations in Los Angles. The boy was born and
